Your first time ...

[Arget Draumr]

First time i nearly got arrested.
K so a friend and me got really bored so we started chuckin rocks at some cars to break a couple windows.  After about 25 minutes(yeah we have horrible aim)we finally got one.  So we were just like f*** yea.  and about 10 minutes late the dude comes around and we were jsut like aww crap we're screwed.  So the guy starts yelling his head off turing freakin purple allover about a white mark the size of a pen tip may be smaller.  2 bad things were 1) I was at my grandmas house at the time(Boy my grandpa gave me whipping i'll never forget) and 2) the dude was british...That accent scared the crap outta me..

 

[alexis]

f*** yea

 

[moog]

how old were you

 

[Arget Draumr]

I dunno 12/13?  It was awhile ago. might have been 11

Wait now i remeber. I was 12.  IT was in the summer of 07

 

[moog]

the same thing sort of happened to me thats why i was asking

i was like 34 actually but my great grandpa beat me to an inch of my life, but thankfully i pressed charges and won the lawsuit

 

[alexis]

the first time i realized that moog was full of shit was

right now

 

[Arget Draumr]

the first time i realized that moog was full of shit was

right now

the first time i realized that moog was full of shit was

right now

Really?  I thought that was common knowledge

 

[moog]

the first time i realized that moog was full of shit was

right now

Really?  I thought that was common knowledge

dude who are you?? i dont even know you :/

 

[Arget Draumr]

Really? cuz ur the one who told me to suck a dick soooo....

(looks like someones being a little defensive....)

 

[alexis]

LOL

moog is a little defensive because he is an overheated black man


also arget draumr you should go suck a dick

*a black one

 

[moog]

Really? cuz ur the one who told me to suck a dick soooo....

(looks like someones being a little defensive....)

ahahahahahah

youre a fucking idiot man :/

LOL

moog is a little defensive because he is an overheated black man

HEH

 

[Arget Draumr]

IF moog wants me to suck his dick(as that's what's getting implyed here) Then he can kiss my ass cuz this mouth ain't licking nuthin cept a dripping wet pussy full of cum.(wow that sounds weird) Anyways i bet he can get his mom to do it fer him. 

 

[moog]

are you a troll account

 

[moog]

cause if you are then please do a better job

 

[Arget Draumr]

1: don't double post
2: what the hell is a troll account?

 

[united washcloth express]

The internet is super cereal guys. You hurt Arget's self esteem, as he takes his internet rep seriously.

Anyways, the first time I got a girlfriend:

This white girl into punk rock with ear screw piercings grabbed me by my shirt collar and told me we were dating. She was abrasive for a 125 lb female D:


LET ME POST. EFPOSEGU{SEWPJGPE AYE GAAWWWD

....I feel like Wyatt right now D: 8th time clicking post

 

[moog]

1: don't double post
2: what the hell is a troll account?

1. ok
2. you

 

[Arget Draumr]

How did my self esteem get hurt?

And that is super sexy in a weird forceful kinda way
and moog that answers nothing. your just being a 10 year old dumbshit

 

[alexis]

YES WHITE GIRLS FTW

 

[Luminier]

Arget Draumr NOBODY TOLD YOU TO SUCK A DICK IT WAS A TRICK OF THE LIGHT* NOW GO SUCK A DICK AND STOP BEING ONE.

THANKS

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