Your first time ...

[Zethus]

first time i did sprain my knee was yesterday...(Ligamentinjury)

 

[Yaxor]

I'm posting again because I'm actually kind of turned on by all the sexual exploits!!!!! actually just venetia's and sixty's :3

I already talked about first time with a guy (which was just SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION FOR THE PURPOSES OF PROCREATION), first time with a girl (which included really good cunt lickan but shitty trib and mario kart!!!), and first and only time with a tranny (which was probably the best cowgirl and doggy i've ever had)

uh what's left

Oh my first and only time giving head, I sucked at it.  I was really, really fuckin horrible at it and the guy started turning into a HUGE JERK ABOUT IT i mean okay I know i'm bad stop being a faggot about it it's my first time doing this why are you so mean.  So I inflated his foreskin like a balloon and said ENJOY YOUR BLOWJOB :x  then i left.  I think it really hurt him somehow.  wow i was vindictive (and still kind of am)

I've yet to have a threesome but IF I WERE TO i wouldn't want to have a guy involved.  They cum once and they're out of the game for a while but girls can keep on rollin.

God i mean your dick is being sucked don;t be a faggot goddammit that guys was probably a fucking jerk.

My first time getting a blowjob was the day before me and my gf had sex. It was strange.  She did it horribly but i didnt say nothing cos i didnt wanted to appear as a gay cocksucker... also it was her first time so i stfu'ed and enjoyed the work.

 

[Necro_100000]

Woot the first time I read this thread I couldn't stop laughing! Then I loled all over the place cleaned up and took a nap. It is the way of man.  :angel: