First time I hacked a computer was an iMac in 2000 with OS9, I was 8 years old and I had just moved to the channel islands and got into a private school of 50 kids, the headmaster was fairly new and the old one didn't leave him the password to the computer, so I went onto it and changed the password and told the headmaster and got a pat on the back.
First time getting a detension, it was for talking in class or not doing homework or something like that, I thought I was going to cry but the room it was in had loads of nice display pictures and paintings on the wall, it was a hot summer day and the school is situated close to the edge of a cliff, so I stared at the bright colours and looks out to the glittering sea for 60 minutes! I smiled all the way through as it was so tranquil.
First time skipping a class, I fell asleep in the common room of the boarding house and pretended to be asleep for 4 hours, I just layed there listening to the staff gossipping about other students and things. When I woke up they took me to an educational counsellor where I did some test and got the highest score, they gave me a reason to have a laptop and 4 days off school, all for being asleep for a short while. Totally worth it, but I doubt that luck will ever happen again so I have never skipped a class since and I now have close to 100% attendance.
First time seeing a girl naked, I knew about anatomy so I knew what to expect, I was 9 I think, it was on a beach on a school trip and she got into her swimming costume infront of me and dressed back again infront of me.
First time breaking a bone, I was 7/8 and I was playing in a playground on some wooden walk-along block things, I slipped and during my fall (Which felt like forever) I decided my teeth were worth saving, so I aimed to hit my forehead. Got the bridge on my nose right on the side of a wooden pole, it was smooth but it really hurt. My mother only told me it was actually broken a year later, I guess she forgot to tell me it was broken.
First time masturbating, boarding school. I noticed how it felt good to rub it. The end.
First kiss, on the lips: Never. On the cheek: A thousand times. First time I was 7/8, it was a year before I broke my nose I remember that, I was being chased by (What felt like) the entire school; I got bullied a lot. A girl I knew was by a flower bed in the playground, she grabs my arm, tells me to jump over and we stayed there crouched whilst the 50 odd kids ran around looking for me. After a while we sat up and looked at each other, she just leaned over a stole a kiss from my cheek, I don't remember my reaction, but I probably didn't understand but didn't question it or thought it odd either.
First time feeling love, a school prom in boarding school. My date was supposed to be this really hot girl, who was kind of a slut, I asked her to be my date and to my surprise she said yes, I was bullied loads at that school too but girls were nice to me. At the prom she wore some plastic thing and when we slow danced it felt like I was gripping a tube of plastic wearing a short skirt. She had slow danced with loads of guys that night, but she lent over me and whispered in my ear; thank you. She wasn't the one I felt love for, I stepped away from her and smiled. I was sitting at the side and I saw a girl who was really just a friend, I talked to her once to get to know her as she wasn't very nice and seemed like a mean person, but it was because her face was disfigured and the boys called her a monster all the time and laughed at her. I was watching her talk to her friend during prom and I stood up and said her name softly, she looked at me and I think I asked if she would slow dance with me, I can't remember. I held her and she rested her head on me. During our slow-spin/long-hug I caught eye with one of my buddies, he raised an eyebrow and chuckled, he thought I did it for a joke, danced with the ugliest girl in school (After dancing with the prettiest slut). I can't remember what happened afterwards. I wondered off where to my surprise I found my mother and my aunt who were visitting me, and when i saw them I cried a small bit inside. The girl I loved said to me that when her mother brushed her hair she would call her beautiful and she felt her mother's sadness, when I was with her she felt like I was calling her beautiful over and over again and that it had more meaning than her own mother's and I cried some more.
My first game, Day at Work, a Macintosh freeware VERY old game. It was like, GTA but crappier. I liked it because it had a set pattern, you did the pattern right up to a new place, if you went wrong you just started again, did the pattern again but do something different at the new place. I watched my uncle and brother play Doom and Quake, but I found them so scary I had to hide behind a pillow! I was only 6. My brother played the Starcraft, Warcraft I and Warcraft II demos and let me watch and give advice. Diablo I demo I also found too scary, straight away you had to leave the safety of a village, wonder through some thick grass straight into a spooky church with skeletons in every grave!
First pokemon card of my own, I was 8 and I found a fossil Hitmonlee, it was a holographic Hitmonlee that I have learnt is incredibly rare. I found it lying in the middle of a dirt road when I first moved to the Channel Islands. I kept on finding pokemon cards all over the place for the next 2 years. Of course, teens stopped chucking them everywhere when pokemon became gay as they stopped buying them.
First time seeing a Windows PC, my mother bought one so my brother and I could use the Mac. I was so excited to see the two buttonned mouse! But the GUI was so foreign we both didn't touch it for ages. The first time we used it was when my brother was showing me a website with flash games on.
First time getting a detension, it was for talking in class or not doing homework or something like that, I thought I was going to cry but the room it was in had loads of nice display pictures and paintings on the wall, it was a hot summer day and the school is situated close to the edge of a cliff, so I stared at the bright colours and looks out to the glittering sea for 60 minutes! I smiled all the way through as it was so tranquil.
First time skipping a class, I fell asleep in the common room of the boarding house and pretended to be asleep for 4 hours, I just layed there listening to the staff gossipping about other students and things. When I woke up they took me to an educational counsellor where I did some test and got the highest score, they gave me a reason to have a laptop and 4 days off school, all for being asleep for a short while. Totally worth it, but I doubt that luck will ever happen again so I have never skipped a class since and I now have close to 100% attendance.
First time seeing a girl naked, I knew about anatomy so I knew what to expect, I was 9 I think, it was on a beach on a school trip and she got into her swimming costume infront of me and dressed back again infront of me.
First time breaking a bone, I was 7/8 and I was playing in a playground on some wooden walk-along block things, I slipped and during my fall (Which felt like forever) I decided my teeth were worth saving, so I aimed to hit my forehead. Got the bridge on my nose right on the side of a wooden pole, it was smooth but it really hurt. My mother only told me it was actually broken a year later, I guess she forgot to tell me it was broken.
First time masturbating, boarding school. I noticed how it felt good to rub it. The end.
First kiss, on the lips: Never. On the cheek: A thousand times. First time I was 7/8, it was a year before I broke my nose I remember that, I was being chased by (What felt like) the entire school; I got bullied a lot. A girl I knew was by a flower bed in the playground, she grabs my arm, tells me to jump over and we stayed there crouched whilst the 50 odd kids ran around looking for me. After a while we sat up and looked at each other, she just leaned over a stole a kiss from my cheek, I don't remember my reaction, but I probably didn't understand but didn't question it or thought it odd either.
First time feeling love, a school prom in boarding school. My date was supposed to be this really hot girl, who was kind of a slut, I asked her to be my date and to my surprise she said yes, I was bullied loads at that school too but girls were nice to me. At the prom she wore some plastic thing and when we slow danced it felt like I was gripping a tube of plastic wearing a short skirt. She had slow danced with loads of guys that night, but she lent over me and whispered in my ear; thank you. She wasn't the one I felt love for, I stepped away from her and smiled. I was sitting at the side and I saw a girl who was really just a friend, I talked to her once to get to know her as she wasn't very nice and seemed like a mean person, but it was because her face was disfigured and the boys called her a monster all the time and laughed at her. I was watching her talk to her friend during prom and I stood up and said her name softly, she looked at me and I think I asked if she would slow dance with me, I can't remember. I held her and she rested her head on me. During our slow-spin/long-hug I caught eye with one of my buddies, he raised an eyebrow and chuckled, he thought I did it for a joke, danced with the ugliest girl in school (After dancing with the prettiest slut). I can't remember what happened afterwards. I wondered off where to my surprise I found my mother and my aunt who were visitting me, and when i saw them I cried a small bit inside. The girl I loved said to me that when her mother brushed her hair she would call her beautiful and she felt her mother's sadness, when I was with her she felt like I was calling her beautiful over and over again and that it had more meaning than her own mother's and I cried some more.
My first game, Day at Work, a Macintosh freeware VERY old game. It was like, GTA but crappier. I liked it because it had a set pattern, you did the pattern right up to a new place, if you went wrong you just started again, did the pattern again but do something different at the new place. I watched my uncle and brother play Doom and Quake, but I found them so scary I had to hide behind a pillow! I was only 6. My brother played the Starcraft, Warcraft I and Warcraft II demos and let me watch and give advice. Diablo I demo I also found too scary, straight away you had to leave the safety of a village, wonder through some thick grass straight into a spooky church with skeletons in every grave!
First pokemon card of my own, I was 8 and I found a fossil Hitmonlee, it was a holographic Hitmonlee that I have learnt is incredibly rare. I found it lying in the middle of a dirt road when I first moved to the Channel Islands. I kept on finding pokemon cards all over the place for the next 2 years. Of course, teens stopped chucking them everywhere when pokemon became gay as they stopped buying them.
First time seeing a Windows PC, my mother bought one so my brother and I could use the Mac. I was so excited to see the two buttonned mouse! But the GUI was so foreign we both didn't touch it for ages. The first time we used it was when my brother was showing me a website with flash games on.
