Your first time ...

[FlippyD]

The first time I split my tongue in half was when I was like... 5 I think. The neighbor's dog knocked my ass unto the pavement and it made a perfect split, like a snake. Doesn't hurt as much as you think.

And yes, I've cut my tongue up 2-3 times after that in my life. :P---

 

[AnsatsuMan]

then after a while was  riding me like seabiscuit.

You are my hero.

 

[Ellie]

The first time I got a detention...

I was sitting next to this girl, who was, for lack of a better term, the school slut.

Anyway, we had a supply teacher, and she left the room and was gone forever. The girl turns to me and says "I'll give you a blow job if you do my work." I figure she's joking, so I say "Sure, if I can eat you out!" Didn't realise she'd actually fucking do it. Anyway, she's under the desk, with my fly undone, and her hand on a tender part; and the supply teacher walks in. She sees me with this girl's work in front of me, and hands me a detention for copying her work apparently; and then goes off to find where the girl had gone.

Anyway, it's probably a good job it didn't happen as the rumours going around about the various STD's this girl had weren't good.

I ended up in a detention room with just me and this girl. Kinda embarrassing really. Who the hell gives an hour long detention for copying someone's work?

 

[Despain]

Who the hell gives an hour long detention for copying someone's work?

Yeah, this doesn't make sense. It should be an expulsion, or at least a suspension.

 

[Dark_linis]

Who the hell gives an hour long detention for copying someone's work?

Yeah, this doesn't make sense. It should be an expulsion, or at least a suspension.

  I was thinking being black listed from all other school districts in the area.
That was a serious offense!

 

[Calibre]

I was awful and this trend continues today.

 

[CeruSkye]

First time I did it was when I was 17 over at my boyfriends house. It hurt like a son-of-a-bitch cause he was too well hung. It also pissed me off in later years because most other guys don't measure up.

First time I made out with a girl was awkward and weird, and thus I found out I am not bisexual. I was also very VERY drunk.

First time for a threesome was when I was 19 with two dudes from a gay bar, I guess they were bisexual. I didn't go there with the intention of picking up men, especially seeing as I'm a girl.

First time having  baby was intense and killed all sense of dignity in me. Having a bunch of people staring at your vagina awaiting the grand finale isn't my idea of fun. Age:20

First time cliff diving was intense, frightening and thrilling. Gawd I wish I could get that feeling back! Age:16

First time smoking dope sucked because the asshole who rolled it laced it with crack, which my girl-friend and I were not aware of. Age:18

First time getting drunk was loads of fun! =) Age:17

First time in Disneyland was like I had died and gone to Disney heaven. Age 12.

 

[Makasu]

Has this hit 30 days yet? I hope not because I don't want to be a douche and necropost.

Anyways my first time having sex was like the best 32 seconds ever!

I was trying to get the lowest time possible.

And then I yelled out, "I WON! BOYAH BITCH!"

And I never had sex standing up again.

Because I realized that its a serious strain on my everything. Hell lifting a 110+ female may seem like a good idea at first but then when it sets in its not really that great. :/

 

[mawk]

You're definitely still good as necroposting goes. You're under the thirty-day mark, and thirty days is the bare minimum line for necroposts, and even then usually only if the necropost is nothing more than spam; since you've made a post with actual content, I don't think you gotta worry.

Apparently sex standing up is easier if you have a wall or something for support? Or were you already using a wall?

(And was it worth it? I'm curious now.)

 

[Calibre]

Only to prove you are very strong.

 

[Makasu]

You're definitely still good as necroposting goes. You're under the thirty-day mark, and thirty days is the bare minimum line for necroposts, and even then usually only if the necropost is nothing more than spam; since you've made a post with actual content, I don't think you gotta worry.

Apparently sex standing up is easier if you have a wall or something for support? Or were you already using a wall?

(And was it worth it? I'm curious now.)

Oh okay. :] just making sure is all because I'm not familiar with necroposting but the blue text next to this tells me to be cautious of it. Hahahaha..

and there was a wall.
We were outside.

It was very crazy because I'm surprised I got any action because I spilled peach tea all over my ex [[she was my girlfriend at the time]] it was pretty embarrassing. But yeah it happened. It was interesting.

And what do you mean worth it?

The sex?

Yes.

The 32 seconds.

No. I wasn't aware that you were supposed to get the first one out of the way because it came hella fast.

I wanted it to last longer but I guess I got a tad bit to happy?

But now I have back problems like crazy because I'm 6'2'' and she was like 5'2'' or something like that. She's a really short person. Thats all I seem to date actually.

But in the end she turned out to be a gold digger so yeah me being a virgin at the time and a complete fucking idiot didn't notice this until she left me when I had no job.

So she wasn't worth it. Because it was pretty much like paying for the sex.

The sex was worth it because I lost my virginity. I had been a little fag about it earlier on in life and was like, "No I want to wait to find that right special girl." then I grew up and well she had nothing to lose and I did. Hahaha.

Fuck that wall.

And I'll take sitting down or laying from now on.

unless I missed your question altogether?

 

[mawk]

nope. memo: avoid short people.

this might be difficult since I'm a very tall bastard.

 

[candle]

I concur.  Then again, it can be hard to find a girl that is around 5'10" - 6' tall and interested/not taken.

 

[Venetia]

the first time i ever played a video game it was 1988. the game? chip n' dale rescue rangers, bitches

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god, the memories <3

 

[skirtboy]

My first video game was the Commodore 64 game Great Giana Sisters hacked to have mario sprites.

 

[mawk]

oh god, those old capcom disney things :0

those were fantastic I mean, Duck Tales is still fun!

("still" is unnecessary though because the game is much older than I am and I never played it in its heyday.)

 

[Despain]

First time for a threesome was when I was 19 with two dudes from a gay bar, I guess they were bisexual. I didn't go there with the intention of picking up men, especially seeing as I'm a girl.

forgive me if this is too rude to ask or whatever, but threesomes for some reason i always only think of it as shit from like porn and movies and stuff.

how does it WORK in reality like did you actually get spitroasted or is that just a porn thing

 

[FlippyD]

Holy crap!! I remember playing Chip N' Dale for the NES all the goddamn time! o_o

Generically, my first game was Super Mario Bros.

 

[Fuff24]

My first video game was SSB. On N64, and it was love at first sight.

 

[Mars]

My first Game was sonic the hedgehog on the Sega Genesis. xD