Your first time ...

[Mars]

I also remember the first time I had a stomache flu-like illness...It came paired with terrible flatulance. Too bad for me, it wasn't just gas >_>
I farted again and *splash* something ran down my pants...good fun when you're in primary school, kids are fucking cruel

lol I remember when that happened to me.
Luckily I was wearing jeans that day...  =D...  >_<...

I was feeling like crap all day, but was too shy to make a scene and ask to go to the nurse (I think it was because the teacher was reading or some bull.)
Anyways, to make a long story short, like... 5 minutes later I threw up ALL OVER the classroom floor. xD

Wow... that was 2nd grade. O_o...

 

[Mascarpone]

I know a guy who wears skirts. I dont like him.

But that's because he's annoying as hell not because he wears skirts.

i guess you haven't heard of lots of things too

You got that right.

why do people take pride in ignorance -.-

 

[Beran]

Because ignorance is bliss?

 

[bluehazed]

"If ignorance is bliss, than why aren't more people happy?" Yes, overused, cliched, but hey, its the truth.

The first time i used a computer it had windows 3.1 installed on it. I tried to install some printer drivers on it but i hadn't realized then that i needed the entire cd, drivers and all, not just the setup executable copied onto a floppy drive.
Yeah... I was 6. Also, it was the only windows installation i haven't messed up.

 

[Luminier]

"If ignorance is bliss, than why aren't more people happy?" Yes, overused, cliched, but hey, its the truth.

is that a real saying 'cause if it is whoever thought it up was stupid and didnt understand the meaning of the saying at all

 

[moog]

i lost my virginity under some gym bleachers

 

[hungery12]

i lost my virginity under some gym bleachers

I lost my virginity to a male....

 

[badmonur]

my first time-making something

My first time making rice it came out green/brown and looked like slop mixed with pig shit. But i forced my parents to eat it. Good times, good times

first time-gettin busy

12 years old next door by my girlfriends house. No idea what i was doing at the time. I was supposed to be washing my clothes and they were supposed to be done before my parents came back home. I heard my dads truck pull up and ninja hopped out of my gf and over the fence like a ninja of ninja speedness, grabbed my clothes and was like. I locked myself out...

 

[AnsatsuMan]

12 years old next door by my girlfriends house. No idea what i was doing at the time. I was supposed to be washing my clothes and they were supposed to be done before my parents came back home. I heard my dads truck pull up and ninja hopped out of my gf and over the fence like a ninja of ninja speedness, grabbed my clothes and was like. I locked myself out...

wat?

 

[Fertility]

12 years old next door by my girlfriends house. No idea what i was doing at the time. I was supposed to be washing my clothes and they were supposed to be done before my parents came back home. I heard my dads truck pull up and ninja hopped out of my gf and over the fence like a ninja of ninja speedness, grabbed my clothes and was like. I locked myself out...

wat?

I think he just said he had sex when he was 12...but I have other opinions about what he just said :/

 

[decemberfox]

He ninja hopped out of his girlfriend. Now that takes real skill.

@Beran
Stapling yourself doesn't hurt... I staple things like paper to myself for kicks, it looks painful but it really isn't. And it doesn't bleed at all.

 

[AnsatsuMan]

12 years old next door by my girlfriends house. No idea what i was doing at the time. I was supposed to be washing my clothes and they were supposed to be done before my parents came back home. I heard my dads truck pull up and ninja hopped out of my gf and over the fence like a ninja of ninja speedness, grabbed my clothes and was like. I locked myself out...

wat?

I think he just said he had sex when he was 12...but I have other opinions about what he just said :/

The implication of his dad truck pull up, and he hopped out of his girlfriend.  It's a conspiracy...

 

[kaze950]

Let's see...my first time in middle school (I went to a private school with like 60 kids middle-school wide, so it obviously could have been worse)

It was sixth grade, September 2002. I had missed orientation because my uncle's wedding was like the weekend before I started school. I had no idea where to go. I had assumed to go to my "home room teacher", but apparently at this school you just went to your first scheduled class, which was not home room. So, after noticing that all the kids in the room were 2 years older than me, I went to the right classroom.

*sigh*

But that's not all. We also had PE for our last period that day, so I didn't have my uniform because I had no idea. I didn't end up going to PE though, as before it I got a nosebleed (For no reason. I have a broken nose vessel or something like that, so I got them somewhat frequently, although not so much anymore).

*sigh*

That was a really bad way to start off the school year.

 

[Dissonance]

If you're currently a teenager, you're not allowed to talk about sexual stuff because you're still awkward and silly so nothing's going to be good for years anyway. And no one is impressed by your sexploits unless you're me, sixty, arbie, or maybe just a girl in general, so shut your sweet face.

SHUT UP FAGGOT I AM WAY SEXEIER THAN ALL OF U COMBINED

Breaking a bone

I skateboarded in my youth and when I tried to grind a rail once I flipped off and smashed my leg against the metal of the rail.  I looked up and saw that my bone was completely severed but had not broken the muscle/skin at all, and my ankle/foot just hung limply on the other side of the rail.  It didn't hurt right away and I grabbed my leg and started flopping the loose foot around for fun, pretending it was some kind of puppet.

Hurt later though.  :x

- Driving a car

My driving instructor was pissed that I was doing rolling stops and was like YOU MUST HAVE ALL FOUR WHEELS NOT SPINNING TO QUALIFY AS A STOP so at the next intersection I skidded right through it with all four wheels locked.

- Getting down and dirty (female)

I had just turned fourteen and she was this amazingly hot half-asian girl from my class.  Long black hair, lovely light brown skin, pretty yet slightly exotic face, and a young and almost boyish figure. My parents and sister were gone out somewhere and we spent all saturday in my bedroom alternating between playing N64 and fucking.  The tonguing was good but fuck did we suck ass at trib.  Later my mom came home and we decided to go out and meet other friends and I turned and yelled "HEY MOM I ENJOY LICKING VAGINA" before running out the door (she didn't believe me until years later... :x )

- Getting down and dirty (male)

I was 17 and had a short fling with a fourteen year old who, while was decent looking and quite willing to fuck me for as long as he could muster, wasn't really popular.  It was pretty fun giving him his first fling and he treated it like some kind of special secret that he could hold out and be comforted by when any of the cooler kids would tease him about whatever.  Also we did it in the high school, which was fun - various hidden closets and unused changerooms and hidden balconies and abandoned auditoriums :3

- Getting down and dirty (something else )

I met an incredibly hot woman my second year of university only to find out she had a penis.

It was some of the best sex I've ever had @_@

- Getting a pregnancy scare

I falcon punched myself repeatedly.

 

[Mascarpone]

If you're currently a teenager, you're not allowed to talk about sexual stuff because you're still awkward and silly so nothing's going to be good for years anyway. And no one is impressed by your sexploits unless you're me, sixty, arbie, or maybe just a girl in general, so shut your sweet face.

SHUT UP FAGGOT I AM WAY SEXEIER THAN ALL OF U COMBINED

Breaking a bone

I skateboarded in my youth and when I tried to grind a rail once I flipped off and smashed my leg against the metal of the rail.  I looked up and saw that my bone was completely severed but had not broken the muscle/skin at all, and my ankle/foot just hung limply on the other side of the rail.  It didn't hurt right away and I grabbed my leg and started flopping the loose foot around for fun, pretending it was some kind of puppet.

Hurt later though.  :x

- Driving a car

My driving instructor was pissed that I was doing rolling stops and was like YOU MUST HAVE ALL FOUR WHEELS NOT SPINNING TO QUALIFY AS A STOP so at the next intersection I skidded right through it with all four wheels locked.

- Getting down and dirty (female)

I had just turned fourteen and she was this amazingly hot half-asian girl from my class.  Long black hair, lovely light brown skin, pretty yet slightly exotic face, and a young and almost boyish figure. My parents and sister were gone out somewhere and we spent all saturday in my bedroom alternating between playing N64 and fucking.  The tonguing was good but fuck did we suck ass at trib.  Later my mom came home and we decided to go out and meet other friends and I turned and yelled "HEY MOM I ENJOY LICKING VAGINA" before running out the door (she didn't believe me until years later... :x )

- Getting down and dirty (male)

I was 17 and had a short fling with a fourteen year old who, while was decent looking and quite willing to fuck me for as long as he could muster, wasn't really popular.  It was pretty fun giving him his first fling and he treated it like some kind of special secret that he could hold out and be comforted by when any of the cooler kids would tease him about whatever.  Also we did it in the high school, which was fun - various hidden closets and unused changerooms and hidden balconies and abandoned auditoriums :3

- Getting down and dirty (something else )

I met an incredibly hot woman my second year of university only to find out she had a penis.

It was some of the best sex I've ever had @_@

- Getting a pregnancy scare

I falcon punched myself repeatedly.

thanks for your biography. It was worthy of Lifetime.

 

[alexis]

- the first time i got drunk i was probably four years old and my dad kept letting me drink his vodka/coke mix. he thought it was funny watching me stumble and fall over myself.
- the first time a boyfriend told me he loved me, we were on the phone and it was the night before he was leaving to visit yugoslavia and while he was gone i'd be moving away. i was being a huge bitch and put him on speaker phone and mute while i was with my friends. he started crying and everyone thought it was so funny. karma bit me in the ass later on though.
- my first kiss was at the age of 12 and the dude was around 22. it was after rocky one night and it was really really awkward. i just remember his friends telling him not to take off my shirt cause he could go to jail.
- the first (two) times i failed my drivers test, i cried because i thought i'd never get my license. this was probably like three weeks ago btw.

i don't really have too many other firsts. i peaked at a really young age.

 

[FlippyD]

The first time I ran away from an angry and fucking huge dog was yesterday.

I was wearing shorts at the time and totally expected the dog to rip the shit out of my legs, but somehow... I made it. :/
(I helped and later worked at a vet office for a few years when I was old enough to have a job. This dog totally would've mauled me, so I don't know how I made it out.)

At the risk of sounding like a nerd, it reminded me of Assasin's Creed... Or The Sandlot.

 

[Joe parz]

alexis, Wait you kissed a 22 year old at 12. Im sorry but if thats actually true thats just disgusting on both of your parts.


Hmm my first time drinking with friends wasn't too fun, i was 15 , everyone else was pretty much hammered except for a few people and me. ANd this one girl i knew kept trying to blow me in the same room as everyone, too the point where she actually ripped my belt in half. and borderline raped me. I managed to get her off before she could get to business. Needless to say she pissed herself on the way home that night Haha .

My first time having sex, was awkard and weird because she was a virgin. For a guy having sex as a virgin isnt bad because it dont hurt us, but for a girl its a different story.
Everytime i would try to put it in she would scream and i kinda felt bad cause she kept telling me to keep going but i felt so bad i couldnt even stay excited so i stopped, and she felt really bad and started crying.
Eventually she got over it though and it stopped hurting her and the sex became good.
Luckily the second virgin i had sex with only had pain for like a minute, and then after a while was  riding me like seabiscuit.
I guess every girl is different.

First time dropping in on a half pipe on my skateboard. I leaned forward, the board immediatly shot out from under neath me and my ass/tailbone slammed into the concrete half pipe to the point where i thought i was the next christopher reeves.

First times are funny.

 

[OrigamiRose]

The first time I had a summerbreak ever.

I was 6 years old, and I was having my first summerbreak ever. On the first summerbreak day, I broke my leg when I was climbing a tree with my sibilngs. My father didn't thought it was something serius, because my leg looked normal. So he didn't take me to the hospital at once, so my mother forced him to take me to the hospital. I walked with crutches the whole summer. I couldn't bath in the lake. I couldn't play football. I couldn't do anything.

What a great first summerbreak I had!

 

[Dark_linis]

The first time I shaved I was like 4. I was with my grandmother and I saw a razor in her room. I remembered always seeing men shave on T.V and I figured it was what boys do. So I took the razor to my chin and with one swift  downwards pull, scraped almost all the skin off.  Even now I still don't use those types of razors (I prefer the electric ones.)