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decemberfox
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My first broken bone was when I was when I was 1 year old, and it was my skull. I was in my baby-carrier on a table on a concrete floor, I wiggled off and fractured a line across my forehead. OWIE!!!
Why so many broken bones? This thread needs sex =p
I really don't see the merit of lesbians. Why is it preferable to non? Just look at the girl if that's all you want.
Why so many broken bones? This thread needs sex =p
I really don't see the merit of lesbians. Why is it preferable to non? Just look at the girl if that's all you want.
decemberfox":di566f8n said:
Because sex is usually more boring when you first start doing it (looking back on it, at least). :p
The first time I broke a bone, my two older brothers and I were playing monkey-in-the-middle and the younger of the two decided to tackle me when I caught the ball (I guess it was time for football...?). I somehow managed to land directly on top of my right arm, which, along with my brother's added weight, caused it to break in two places. Now, I'm not talking about little cracks in the bone; the bones on either side of my forearm both literally snapped clean. When I got up, my sister was screaming and crying and pointing at my arm. I was apparently in shock, because when I looked down, I was surprised to see that my arm had magically grown a few inches longer (it's really weird to see your own arm sagging that close to the ground...).
Luckily, I haven't broken a bone since... although I may have broken my pinky toe when I was younger, because for as long as I can remember, it's always been sitting practically on top of the toe next to it, and I can't really move it without completely curling all of my other toes... but yeah.
Maybe I should tell the truth: I dislike the thought of random girl-on-girl action for my own reasons, but I can understand the appeal other guys enjoy in watching it. A sexy woman is sexy, a sexy woman in a sexual situation is sexier. Like many other folks seeing another dude engaged with the sexy woman in a sexual situation lessens the enjoyment, thus including two women in such a situation can only extrapolate the sexiness matrix to incredible levels of hotness. It's not about thinking you could get in on the action (though I see why a guy could concoct such an idea in his mind) but the inherent voyeuristic tendencies of watching sex that people engage in (a friend once showed me a book about the philosophical applications of pornography but I've forgotten what it was called. Basically it said that when people watch pornography they are, in a way, engaging sexually with the images inside their mind... It was a lot more profound in the book!) It's the same reason many women go nuts over homosexual men (sometimes harder than guys and lesbians.) :fap:
Back on topic, the first time I drew was when I was 2 years old... In my Dad's expensive one-of-a-kind rare world Atlas.
And I thought sex the first time was always funny? Hell, most folks are probably shy to talk about it.
Back on topic, the first time I drew was when I was 2 years old... In my Dad's expensive one-of-a-kind rare world Atlas.
And I thought sex the first time was always funny? Hell, most folks are probably shy to talk about it.
sixtyandaquarter
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You want a first time virginity lost that's both embarrassing and hasn't been told to a single person - fine.
This'll help. I'm always told I should actually confine more so what the hell. Here's something maybe 2 people in the world other than me and the evil bitch could possibly know about - and I say 2 because maybe someone just guessed.
I count two times losing a virginity, don't ask me why. Maybe it's a defense mechanism. Both were to females older than myself, one was by choice.
I had a sleep over at a friends house whose sister was probably the cruelest person I ever knew. And if you heard me talk about myself and my cruel intentions or my family, that's saying a lot. She used to abuse the living hell out of me to the point that I cried about having to go over to my own friends house. She was supposed to be gone for a week end for a friends sweet 16. She was younger than my sister by a few years and my sister is 6 years older than me, so you can guesstimate the age if you'd like.
Anyway she gets in trouble and gets grounded and can't go. And decides the whole day is going to be abusing the hell out of me, and to some extent her brother - my friend. She'd scream at him and be cruel, but to his friends she was down right evil. She used to actually hold my head down in the pool and kick my stomach while doing it if I accidentally got her hair wet diving into the water.
Well she for whatever reason decides to come downstairs and she made her brother go in the basement and she got on top of me and put a hand over my mouth and just put a lot of weight on me. my body reacted because im old nough for that which is why a possible reason why it sickens me when rapists try to say their victims enjoyed it. i mean the body reacts to stimuli and only in the more severe cases does it get over ridden by the person's will
so eventually i guess bnbeing young or whatver things dint go her way and she just started punching me in the ribs and got up and left and the next day she continue to beat the living hell out of me and i never wnet back or saw my friend ever again and ive pretty much kept my mouth shut since
theres an embarrasing an very bad first time sexual penatration story are you happy now?
This'll help. I'm always told I should actually confine more so what the hell. Here's something maybe 2 people in the world other than me and the evil bitch could possibly know about - and I say 2 because maybe someone just guessed.
I count two times losing a virginity, don't ask me why. Maybe it's a defense mechanism. Both were to females older than myself, one was by choice.
I had a sleep over at a friends house whose sister was probably the cruelest person I ever knew. And if you heard me talk about myself and my cruel intentions or my family, that's saying a lot. She used to abuse the living hell out of me to the point that I cried about having to go over to my own friends house. She was supposed to be gone for a week end for a friends sweet 16. She was younger than my sister by a few years and my sister is 6 years older than me, so you can guesstimate the age if you'd like.
Anyway she gets in trouble and gets grounded and can't go. And decides the whole day is going to be abusing the hell out of me, and to some extent her brother - my friend. She'd scream at him and be cruel, but to his friends she was down right evil. She used to actually hold my head down in the pool and kick my stomach while doing it if I accidentally got her hair wet diving into the water.
Well she for whatever reason decides to come downstairs and she made her brother go in the basement and she got on top of me and put a hand over my mouth and just put a lot of weight on me. my body reacted because im old nough for that which is why a possible reason why it sickens me when rapists try to say their victims enjoyed it. i mean the body reacts to stimuli and only in the more severe cases does it get over ridden by the person's will
so eventually i guess bnbeing young or whatver things dint go her way and she just started punching me in the ribs and got up and left and the next day she continue to beat the living hell out of me and i never wnet back or saw my friend ever again and ive pretty much kept my mouth shut since
theres an embarrasing an very bad first time sexual penatration story are you happy now?
DigitalAbuse
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First Time Skiing :lol:
I was about 5 years old when I first learned to pick up a pair of ski's in Montreal, Quebec. My father decided, on my third night out, to be a smart-ass and tell me to go down at black diamond hill... Yeah... I went down the steep hill. At first, I was doing fine, enjoying the run, until I was going way to fast, and unable to stop myself... PIZZA AND FRENCH FRY MY ASS!!! In any case, I ended up drifting into, and through the orange netting, blocking the trees from the hills, and wound up upside down, hanging in a tree. My skii's we're stuck inside a few branches. Truth be told, I was balling my eyes out, all the mean time my father was on the ground laughing. Good encouragement!! :tongue2:
In any case, since then I took up snowboarding... and that's a story for another time!
I was about 5 years old when I first learned to pick up a pair of ski's in Montreal, Quebec. My father decided, on my third night out, to be a smart-ass and tell me to go down at black diamond hill... Yeah... I went down the steep hill. At first, I was doing fine, enjoying the run, until I was going way to fast, and unable to stop myself... PIZZA AND FRENCH FRY MY ASS!!! In any case, I ended up drifting into, and through the orange netting, blocking the trees from the hills, and wound up upside down, hanging in a tree. My skii's we're stuck inside a few branches. Truth be told, I was balling my eyes out, all the mean time my father was on the ground laughing. Good encouragement!! :tongue2:
In any case, since then I took up snowboarding... and that's a story for another time!
I liked my 1st time with a girl a lot better than my first time with a guy.
My first time with a guy, it was the middle of the day, I was tired, the bed was uncomfortable, I happened to be wearing a lot of clothes with zippers/buttons so there was a lot of fumbling. Someone called my cell phone in the middle and I was skipping school so I thought it was my dad, I rushed over, it was a telemarketer. Then about 10 minutes later we hear the garage door and he realizes his mom's home early. I get dressed, lose my socks, and hide in the closet, only to be found by his mom anyway. Then I had to walk home, which was like miles away.
Not to mention it hurt and was entirely unpleasant, so yeah for a while I started to lose sight of mens' appeal.
And for the record I think girl-on-girl is ULTRA HOT, but that's probably because that's my favorite way of doin' it, heh
I like dudes still but I think dicks are funky looking, especially shaven/circumsized, which they always are in porn. No offense
it's true. in my experience, a chick is going to know how to please another chick 76218471094198410984938187436163741839 times better than anything a dude can do.
I mean, she's got all the same stuff, she doesn't need experience, or a manual, she just does onto others as she would have others do unto her ... No real need for a dick in the mix unless they're fresh out of vibrators/etc.
the only real reason I prefer guys at all, tbh, is because i get along with them better. women are fucking nuts.
My first time with a guy, it was the middle of the day, I was tired, the bed was uncomfortable, I happened to be wearing a lot of clothes with zippers/buttons so there was a lot of fumbling. Someone called my cell phone in the middle and I was skipping school so I thought it was my dad, I rushed over, it was a telemarketer. Then about 10 minutes later we hear the garage door and he realizes his mom's home early. I get dressed, lose my socks, and hide in the closet, only to be found by his mom anyway. Then I had to walk home, which was like miles away.
Not to mention it hurt and was entirely unpleasant, so yeah for a while I started to lose sight of mens' appeal.
And for the record I think girl-on-girl is ULTRA HOT, but that's probably because that's my favorite way of doin' it, heh
I like dudes still but I think dicks are funky looking, especially shaven/circumsized, which they always are in porn. No offense
missy no":5m9z0ovn said:
it's true. in my experience, a chick is going to know how to please another chick 76218471094198410984938187436163741839 times better than anything a dude can do.
I mean, she's got all the same stuff, she doesn't need experience, or a manual, she just does onto others as she would have others do unto her ... No real need for a dick in the mix unless they're fresh out of vibrators/etc.
the only real reason I prefer guys at all, tbh, is because i get along with them better
. women are fucking nuts.You people fail to understand the shear beauty of lesbians love (Real lesbians, not women who think they are men). It's almost like watching a Tchaikovsky Symphony. The sounds of the moaning are like sirens of ancient times...it's magical. Plus, there's like no rough male interaction.
Man, I live in Colorado and I honestly don't ski much. I did do some skiing this year, but I was partially afraid from what happened the last time I went skiing.
I was 12 I think, and I have a gigantic nose. It was really just a normal day of skiing when I hit a patch of ice and it made me spin out of control. I face planted into a mixture of solid ice and packed snow, which shattered my goggles and peeled all the skin off of my nose. I was an idiot and was ahead of the group I was skiing with, so for a whole minute I was on the ground crying tears and bleeding from my nose. it was completely skinned to the point of all that was left was bleeding flesh and a little cartilage . It took a whole year for my nose to look normal again. I never went to the hospital though, and it nose wasn't broken either. I'd say I was kinda lucky that day.
I was 12 I think, and I have a gigantic nose. It was really just a normal day of skiing when I hit a patch of ice and it made me spin out of control. I face planted into a mixture of solid ice and packed snow, which shattered my goggles and peeled all the skin off of my nose. I was an idiot and was ahead of the group I was skiing with, so for a whole minute I was on the ground crying tears and bleeding from my nose. it was completely skinned to the point of all that was left was bleeding flesh and a little cartilage . It took a whole year for my nose to look normal again. I never went to the hospital though, and it nose wasn't broken either. I'd say I was kinda lucky that day.
steve buscemi's internet browsing history (chimp porn)":1c7zfe3a said:
Yes, thank you Steve Buscemi! Now I can get it up and subjugate some 14 year old girls with my man-meat!!
Man, I feel kinda jealous, at least you got something akin to a full body press.. I have a similar story, but composed of 45% more fail. When I was younger my best friend's sister was also a total bitch, younger than us by a year or so. She'd get what she wanted not through physical violence but manipulation, and then assured physical violence of which there was no repercussions for because my bro's parents liked the sister more than him.
So it's during the sister's birthday party and we're in the car on the way home from the bowling alley (it was the mid 90s and America still hadn't gotten the taste of the 1980s out of its system.) I was invited along so my friend wouldn't be alone in putting up with his sister and her friends for most of the day. Me and my friend were sitting in the back seat while the girls would occasionally pester us (read: an unrelenting cavalcade of punching, slapping and laughing which could best be solved by a well placed palm on the face and a modicum of muscle to push them back. We couldn't really throw them back because my friend's mom was driving the car and would kick us out... Like happened a few hours earlier.)
Needless to say my hand slipped, accidentally copped a feel for a few good seconds... But in that moment... All the evil in the world flowed out of this girl's breast and crawled its way up through my arm, ripping both tendon and bone in it's dark fever, clawing its way into my brain whereupon it setup it's foul nest in the innermost crevices of my mind. It's corrupting siren song changed my life forever, like a lamp blown out on a cold winters night.
"Girl breasts... Are pretty freaking nice" I thought (I used the qualifier "freaking" because I was still innocent, and the adjective "fucking" was not a part of my daily lexicon.)
Needless to say she backed off, and the incessant sound sound of screaming and wailing ended (at least on my side of the car. My friend was still pushing back his sister. An act that eventually got him kicked out of the car... Again.)
The moral of the story? Women have evil little gremlins what live in their boobs, and they will set them upon unsuspecting young men, twisting them to transfix on evil thoughts. Guard yourselves well my friends!!
So I decided for some reason to try and shave *down there* for the first time (a while ago).
I didn't know much about shaving, and accidently swiped sideways with the razor. Not on anything important, but in the patch of skin above a certain appendage. It bled lots, and hurt like fuck. Needless to say I haven't tried shaving *down there* again.
I didn't know much about shaving, and accidently swiped sideways with the razor. Not on anything important, but in the patch of skin above a certain appendage. It bled lots, and hurt like fuck. Needless to say I haven't tried shaving *down there* again.