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ixis":2i08lbl0 said:
It gets really fucking itchy. If you whip it out just tell folks his name is Chewbacca and he wants you to see his "bowcaster".

Then do the Chewbacca growling yelp noise. It'll get most women (and all men) moist immediately!!

That is amazing.  If my girlfriend had seen Star Wars, I would so use that.
 

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I recommend an occasional trim. If its just a patch of fur around your hoohaw, I would advise just leaving it alone. Me? Imagine Zangief's chest hair around the entire waistline. I have to shave so often its actually a nuisance. I'm thinking about laser hair removal though...
 

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Congrats, Ven, you've got me wishing I were a woman. :(

Men, we've just got the dick and a few ways to have fun with it. In sex, there's foreplay, but it generally amounts to just "stick it in." Women can afford to get creative.

Besides, call it professional curiosity. Is an orgasm better with a vagina than a dick? etc.

I think I'd even be willing to brave the whole issue of monthlies for that.
 
Chimmy Ray":ai6bgkh6 said:
Congrats, Ven, you've got me wishing I were a woman. :(

Men, we've just got the dick and a few ways to have fun with it. In sex, there's foreplay, but it generally amounts to just "stick it in." Women can afford to get creative.

Besides, call it professional curiosity. Is an orgasm better with a vagina than a dick? etc.

I think I'd even be willing to brave the whole issue of monthlies for that.

Just because men have penises doesn't mean they can't get creative. Hell, I'd venture to say gay men are probably the most creative on the planet. Creativity doesn't spawn from having lots of choices, but by reducing your choices. Hetero sex can get boring quickly, for homosexual men doubly-so, but that sure as hell wouldn't stop them.

Orgasms range from person to person, however it's usually stronger with females. That said, with kegels it's not hard to have an orgasm stronger than a female, not to mention the male orgasm is a lot more dramatic, fun and visible. You don't have to ask the guy if he had a good time.
 
alright back to first times nows

the first time i rode my bike without training wheels, I was six. i rode the thing about 10 feet, plowed straight into a curb, fell off, and bruised the bone of my kneecap when i landed on the corner of the curb. hurt like a bitch. i didn't ride again until i was 8, heh
 
Chimmy Ray":1yihmqvq said:
Men, we've just got the dick and a few ways to have fun with it. In sex, there's foreplay, but it generally amounts to just "stick it in." Women can afford to get creative.
Then you're doing it wrong or have no creativity.
 
my first time on a Freebord was over a year ago but before I go into that I feel the need to explain the board. Freebord Manufacturing Inc. is a small company that create a board sport what is know as Freebord. A Freebord is a board that simulate snowboard on downhill streets/roads. It has 6 wheels - 4 edge wheels and 2 center wheels. Along with 2 bindings on top the board to add control of the board.
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When I purchased my first board in March 07, I didn't expected the learning curve to be so difficult. Once my board arrived I assembled it as quick as I could but I didn't attached the bindings right away because my package was missing the screws needed to attached the bindings. So I bluntly decided "I don't need bindings" and I went out and tried to ride my board. After the first minute on the board I fell over into a patch of gravel. Two rocks were dug underneath skin of my left palm, more rocks dug into my right knee and 2 inch deep cut on my right elbow. It was a pretty bloody day for me... literally.   
 

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Wow, those things actually sound really sweet. O_O

Are they just in the US (you said "small company," right,) or have they started selling their stuff internationally now? I don't think I've seen them anywhere myself.

Then you're doing it wrong or have no creativity.

I guess I don't. :x

You have a copy of the kama sutra I could borrow?
 
The first time I introduced myself to my boyfriend's relatives (cousins, grandma, aunts, uncles, etc) I was actually playing World of Warcraft (yes, they all play, including his grandma...)
I accidently said I was his boyfriend in guild chat XD I embarrassed him sooooo badly and they wouldn't stop reminding me!! 
 
Chimmy Ray":1vfequmx said:
Wow, those things actually sound really sweet. O_O

Are they just in the US (you said "small company," right,) or have they started selling their stuff internationally now? I don't think I've seen them anywhere myself.

Actually the company began 11 years ago in San Franciso, California, USA but now you can pretty much find one anywhere in the world.
 
The first time I fired a shotgun, I fell on my ass. I was about twelve at the time, and I wasn't used to recoil. My uncle, who loaded the gun for me, loaded it so that the third shell was much more powerful than the others, so that I was able to control the gun on the first two shots, but the third one sent me flying backwards.
 
skirtboy":30csj9h0 said:
The first time I fired a shotgun, I fell on my ass. I was about twelve at the time, and I wasn't used to recoil. My uncle, who loaded the gun for me, loaded it so that the third shell was much more powerful than the others, so that I was able to control the gun on the first two shots, but the third one sent me flying backwards.

That actually reminds me of the first time I ever fired a gun.  I was at a shooting range with my mom (she was a volunteer cop at the time) and I fired some rifles first with no problem (I actually managed to hit some targets... accidentally :p).  Then my mom decided to let me try out her handgun.  I thought that since the rifles were bigger and more powerful that the handgun would be nothing in comparison.  What I failed to realize was that my shoulder was taking the bulk of the recoil from the rifles, whereas with a handgun, it would all be in my hands. -.-  When I shot the handgun, it seriously flipped backwards in the air and on to the ground from the first shot.  I freaked out because I wasn't expecting it to be so powerful and my mom freaked out for obvious reasons.  She never let me handle a handgun since.
 
The only gun I've ever fired is a crappy air rifle at a target when I was like 6. I was camping with a local kids club and I hit really close to the bullseye on my first shot =]
 

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