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jeez lighten up i know it's html. It's called having sum fun...(oh look alexis quoted me...)
and don't double post
(and moog quoted me..that's a new record..)
and don't double post
(and moog quoted me..that's a new record..)
Arget Draumr
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first time i ever had to get stitches.
I have no idea how i remeber this. Â so i was at one of my parents friends house and i was like 4 and i took this chair to the stairs too get to a lightswitch. Â I put the chair on the stairs, stood on it, and fell down the stairs. Â The last thing i remeber is white lights and the smell of carmel, no joke.
O and Uwe boll i think this is getting old
I have no idea how i remeber this. Â so i was at one of my parents friends house and i was like 4 and i took this chair to the stairs too get to a lightswitch. Â I put the chair on the stairs, stood on it, and fell down the stairs. Â The last thing i remeber is white lights and the smell of carmel, no joke.
O and Uwe boll i think this is getting old
the first time someone flashed me was in 9th grade in gym class and i told this guy he was a sissy and he'd never do it (reverse psychology shit) and he was like "oh yeah???" and pulled down his pants in front of me
and it was tiny.
thus the reason why white guys dont interest me.
lol the first time someone pansted me, i was 12 years old and i was walking around my apartment complex with the guy i liked/my best friend. i was wearing pajama pants and out of nowhere he pulled down my pants and saw my white ass because i was wearing a g straaaang.
never wore that shit again.
and it was tiny.
thus the reason why white guys dont interest me.
lol the first time someone pansted me, i was 12 years old and i was walking around my apartment complex with the guy i liked/my best friend. i was wearing pajama pants and out of nowhere he pulled down my pants and saw my white ass because i was wearing a g straaaang.
never wore that shit again.
Arget Draumr
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That must really suck cuz sum white guys (not pointing fingers towards myself) Got a package. A FULL package..*look sideways* *look other sideways*..lol just jking
Oh and just fyi; multiposting is totally fine as long as the separate posts are full posts in their own right and not just an afterthought of the last post.
The first time I got into a fight was when I was like twelve and there was this kid who was bullying one of my younger friends and stole his wooden plank(which he had drawn a face on and talked to sometimes), so I chased him down and he tried to punch me a bunch of times in the stomach and I was like "pfff" and snatched the plank away and kicked him and left.
True story
The first time I got into a fight was when I was like twelve and there was this kid who was bullying one of my younger friends and stole his wooden plank(which he had drawn a face on and talked to sometimes), so I chased him down and he tried to punch me a bunch of times in the stomach and I was like "pfff" and snatched the plank away and kicked him and left.
True story
Well honestly, for a little kid, maybe I hit sexual puberty pretty damn early. :lol:
Not to mention my sex life in general just has a very strange and sometimes disturbing history. I told you my first time sucked and it was a drugged experience involving sleeping pills, what I forgot to mention was that was when I was 15 and she was barely 18. And now that I'm 18 the oldest girl I've slept with was 24. And the youngest I've gone was 13 when I was 14. But I was so hungover in the morning I walked home, didn't see her for years and now she's lost all interest in me. Great.
First time drinking: I was somewhere around 9-10. My friends mom was a bartender at the Royal Canadian Legion, where all the old fuckers and war vet's go to drink, play poker and darts and smoke like chimneys (back when you could smoke in the bars) and my friend told me a cooler was just pop. So I drank it. His redhead cousin was also pretty and thats one of the first crushes I ever developed, but I only met and hung out with her once, back when I was a kid, so nothing came of that. I'm not sure to this day what caused it, the smoke clouds or the vodka coolers, but I woke up with the worst headache I can ever remember surviving.
Not to mention my sex life in general just has a very strange and sometimes disturbing history. I told you my first time sucked and it was a drugged experience involving sleeping pills, what I forgot to mention was that was when I was 15 and she was barely 18. And now that I'm 18 the oldest girl I've slept with was 24. And the youngest I've gone was 13 when I was 14. But I was so hungover in the morning I walked home, didn't see her for years and now she's lost all interest in me. Great.
First time drinking: I was somewhere around 9-10. My friends mom was a bartender at the Royal Canadian Legion, where all the old fuckers and war vet's go to drink, play poker and darts and smoke like chimneys (back when you could smoke in the bars) and my friend told me a cooler was just pop. So I drank it. His redhead cousin was also pretty and thats one of the first crushes I ever developed, but I only met and hung out with her once, back when I was a kid, so nothing came of that. I'm not sure to this day what caused it, the smoke clouds or the vodka coolers, but I woke up with the worst headache I can ever remember surviving.