Your first time ...

[holloway]

First time having sex in a tent: I'm 6'5 she's 5'10. Its pitch black. We're both off our faces on a variety of things.


Not comfortable, erotic or in anyway good. Think accidental arse to face.

 

[Despain]

arse

 

[Gray]

Face... to arse... wth....?@!/

 

[Venetia]

First (and last) time for me in a tent: it was the middle of February and we were both coming off a pretty heavy buzz. Very freezing, very uncomfortable, lightly nauseated. If I remember right neither of us got to the finish line, either. Too fuckin cold.

 

[FlippyD]

Farse to Ace

 

[Speedpaws]

The first time had a goldfish, he lost the color of his scales and turned silver. And his name was Goldy.
Little guy probably did it just to spite me.

Lmao! That would be awesome if it’s true.

The first time I ever went mountain climbing without equipment, someone almost fell and died, but I ended up risking my life and saving his. He never really thanked me though, that jerk.

 

[Fuff24]

First time breaking a bone was the time I smashed my tooth on cement, and it was because my big brother tripped me. Dirty jerk.

 

[Makasu]

First time having sex in a tent: I'm 6'5 she's 5'10. Its pitch black. We're both off our faces on a variety of things.


Not comfortable, erotic or in anyway good. Think accidental arse to face.

All this time I honestly thought you were a woman.
But you're a tall mofo and that girl is equally! I've never seen a women 5'10" ANYWHERE around where I live. Grr you're lucky.

but haha if you couldn't tell your ass from your face then something isn't working.
What if you tongued her ass thinking it was her face?

Sounds like a rather funny situation.

 

[FlippyD]

Anyone try sex at the Walmart yet?

 

[Makasu]

Anyone try sex at the Walmart yet?

Yeah but it wasn't my first time though. :[

 

[e]

I bet shadow gets some hot action at Walmart's.

 

[dadevvtsvre]

My first time-Giving the finger. Yeah. In Grade 2 I accidentally gave the finger to my teacher. See, we were doing crazy stuff with our hands, like bending our fingers and stuff, and I showed the teacher that I could raise my middle finger. :P

And you don't want to hear about my first time skiing. :lol:

 

[Rathalos]

I wanna hear it =D.

On a side note, I just read this whole topic in one sitting. I am great =D.

 

[alexis]

the first time i got a girlboner for a presidential candidate was right now

..go mccain.

 

[Untra]

First time I ever attempted driving a stickshift I nearly crashed the car into the house and smashed our neighbors mailbox. Now I'm better driving stickshifts then I am at automatics, which is actually very weird. Still, I'd recommend all of you coming of age of getting your permits and such to stick with an automatic. A stickshift will kick your ass.

 

[moog]

First time I ever attempted driving a stickshift I nearly crashed the car into the house and smashed our neighbors mailbox. Now I'm better driving stickshifts then I am at automatics, which is actually very weird. Still, I'd recommend all of you coming of age of getting your permits and such to stick with an automatic. A stickshift will kick your ass.

dude i totally agree and the SAME FUCKING THING happened to me

shift is for faggots

 

[Venetia]

The first cell phone I ever had was an extremely old, extremely large Motorola (I think). It heated up to boiling temperatures after only a few minutes' use, and had a genuine monochrome display. It was about 6 inches long, and had one of those antennae you have to manually pull out and extend. If you had any less than 2 bars (read: everywhere), then your call'd drop.

I had that from 1996-1999. Then someone stole it (ultra lol).

Oh yeah I was cool :shades:

 

[alexis]

the first time i got a job was today
wooo.

 

[Venetia]

the first time i got a job was today
wooo.

your cute :3

i'll give you a second job if you want it ;o

 

[Prexus]

First time I ever attempted driving a stickshift I nearly crashed the car into the house and smashed our neighbors mailbox. Now I'm better driving stickshifts then I am at automatics, which is actually very weird. Still, I'd recommend all of you coming of age of getting your permits and such to stick with an automatic. A stickshift will kick your ass.

epic failure. Driving stick is for the win. If you can drive stick, you can drive any automatic and to say you drive stick better than automatic is even more fail because that is impossible. There is no room for error driving auto. Also all people should be forced to learn how to drive stick so they can understand how an engine transmission works and also I think more people should drive stick because it keeps you more aware of your speed and the road and keeps people off their fucking cellphones and doing their fucking makeup while they drive.