Red Dawn;282168 said:
@Andy.
Yup, the fact that i cant tell sarcasm in text means i cant read.
I am a person
I like to drink milkshake
I like playing sports
My favourite computer game is Diablo II
Which of those 4 statements was sarcastic? You dont know? exactly. The 3rd one was, by the way. Somebody had better up the text font size for andy because evidently he cant read.
I'll make this easy on you: I know what you're thinking. For the purpose of this forum, I'm fucking omnipotent. Do I know Minkoff? Yes. Was Minkoff being sarcastic? Yes. Did you for some reason shrug off what I'd made obvious and type a response as if you were completely right(when in fact being completely wrong)? Yes.
A simple direct quote is a tough way to convey sarcasm, there's several factors when dealing with it in text. Context. What are you talking about? You're saying shit that isn't controversial in the slightest, you're saying it in a way that sounds like stating simple facts, and for all intensive purposes, they may as well be facts for all I know about you. Note the subtle difference between your statements and Minkoff's. One is stated like a religious zealot, and the other is stated like a random person would state if they were stating the obvious. Religion is a touchy subject that people oftentimes approach from a satirical view. Sports is not. (oh and a side-note? I guessed sports. You're obviously a person, I've no reason to doubt milk shakes, and between Diablo 2 and sports, sports is the obvious one, considering you're sitting on a computer posting like the [supposition] ignorant 14 year old you are, people that like sports would type differently)
And moving on past the pretty obvious definition of sarcasm... My little diatribe towards you and PINE there was about how both of you just state shit like it's an absolute. Nothing is absolute. You can't say any more certainly that we rot in a box after death than he can say that we go hang out with zombie jew jesus up in the clouds.
And about the next quote... this lovely thing from yourself
You dont know, you only think, and your beliefs arent based on logic or fact, but on faith.
You realize how this is pretty much completely saying that that's bullshit? It completely implies that his faith is bullshit, that he's just basing his life on something that doesn't have any validity.
Oh also about this part: "I dont really get in arguments on purpose, but whenever somebody says something really dumb i get this major urge to flame them. Most of the time im not really angry, though." Try spelling correctly, or maybe being able to write language better than a fucking four year old before trying to criticize someone else.
Interpretation is everything, and thus, if you can bring someone in that will agree that I am the one in the wrong here with my logic (beside yourself or some dumbass friend, someone that can spell correctly at least), then I'll make an attempt to re-word for you and your friend.
EDIT: oh I almost forgot. You know how on those standardized tests you hate so much they have that stupid English section where you have to draw comparisons and analogies between words? Yeah there's more to reading than just skimming over shit and taking it at face value. Audience, purpose, tone, motivation, all of these affect the message. GETTING that message is an important skill that I suggest you learn.