HOW CAN I GET MY GIRLFRIEND TO GIVE ME HEAD?!?!?!?

[Venetia]

lol @ teenagers calling me slutty

 

[Despain]

3 weeks venetia?  Holy effing crap you slut!

fuck you. a woman who has sex on a regular basis (guess what- MOST OF THEM DO!) is suddenly a slut in the eyes of 14 year old rpg maker users wow you'rea  massive faggot

 

[Calibre]

Hrmmm. Don't you live in vag eating city? I thought it was custom to eat out girls. Like a delicacy or something? Killface would normally say something funny in that sense.

Theres a large difference between being petrified and lazy. 

We don't call it Vag City either, we call it grown-up land.

 

[Calibre]

I'm a slut too, I'd do it in the first heartbeat of meeting someone.  Unless it was Necrophilia Wednesdays in which case that isn't possible.

 

[Venetia]

guess what kids: sometimes people get it on almost every day!
and sometimes, if you really wow them, chicks put out on the first date!

i know, the world is full of sluts right???

fuck man i keep forgetting about how dumb teens are, then stuff like that reminds me

 

[FlippyD]

I know I put out after... 3 minutes.

I don't even need their permission.

 

[Calibre]

3 weeks venetia?  Holy effing crap you slut!
XD
Was the three weeks the time to head, BJ, sex... or (d) all of the above?  ^_^

Can I learn the difference between head and a BJ please?

 

[e]

what the hell guys? i don't put out, i put in.

and ill have you know iraqi women are damn fine once you get beneath all these layers of clothing and escape the inevitable mob lynching.

 

[moog]

3 weeks venetia?  Holy effing crap you slut!
XD
Was the three weeks the time to head, BJ, sex... or (d) all of the above?  ^_^

Can I learn the difference between head and a BJ please?

ahahaa gj kraft

 

[Venetia]

what the hell guys? i don't put out, i put in.

and ill have you know iraqi women are damn fine once you get beneath all these layers of clothing and escape the inevitable mob lynching.

wow,i would have figured that they didn't have access to razors or waxing over there! learn summin new everyday

 

[Makasu]

guess what kids: sometimes people get it on almost every day!
and sometimes, if you really wow them, chicks put out on the first date!

i know, the world is full of sluts right???

fuck man i keep forgetting about how dumb teens are, then stuff like that reminds me

Well I'm not calling you a slut. I'm just saying thats pretty fast. I don't know again it comes from where I live and how I've been raised. And I don't know you say teenagers are retarded like you weren't a teenager yourself...This right here I don't know about. :/

I know I put out after... 3 minutes.

I don't even need their permission.

Lol

Hrmmm. Don't you live in vag eating city? I thought it was custom to eat out girls. Like a delicacy or something? Killface would normally say something funny in that sense.

Theres a large difference between being petrified and lazy. 

We don't call it Vag City either, we call it grown-up land.

same difference pretty much. Just a more "childish" way of putting it.

3 weeks venetia?  Holy effing crap you slut!

fuck you. a woman who has sex on a regular basis (guess what- MOST OF THEM DO!) is suddenly a slut in the eyes of 14 year old rpg maker users wow you'rea  massive faggot

No not on a regular basis. That I have an understanding of and no problem with its just when you're a teen and you're putting out in 3 weeks makes you seem like the "whore of Babylon" Again though while typing this I'm more than certain there are people having sex. People are always having sex no doubt about it. But I read in some womens mag that at least a month or two. But again I'm not to sure. Different people are different ways when it comes to sex.

Hahah Necrophilia Wednesdays.

 

[Calibre]

Oh shit, if only Ven would have read that womens mag... she'd have known the correct time.

Also.. are you suggesting that by saying I am sometimes too lazy to suck a clit that in fact I am petrified to do so and am just covering it up in a more childish manner.  If so you are a moron, no offence.

 

[Makasu]

Oh shit, if only Ven would have read that womens mag... she'd have known the correct time.

Also.. are you suggesting that by saying I am sometimes too lazy to suck a clit that in fact I am petrified to do so and am just covering it up in a more childish manner.  If so you are a moron, no offence.

Are you talking about Des? Because I made no such accusation! >

I was talking about the whole "Grown up land" and "Vag eating city" thing.

 

[Makasu]

But there is no right or wrong time. I guess when you get older it doesn't matter because its just sex and when you're a teen then its something I don't know...else? Meh.

 

[Calibre]

Oh referring to that, in that case we don't actually call it grown-up land we call it: "I'm a condescending prickville"

 

[Makasu]

I see. I don't know anymore then. Because this seems like its going to turn into "teens" against "adults" and who's wrong and right.

If you suck dick cool, if you go down on girls good for you. We're all winners in the end because everybody gets free head from Wyatt!

 

[Calibre]

Nah probably not cause I had the same views when I was a teen.  In fact I was more interested in doing it then, now I'm a bit bored of it and its only do with pleasing them, I no longer would suggest I go as far as enjoying it.  Would rather jump straight into full pen for a few minutes and then roll over to sleep.

Once you've fucked one person at the big deal is over with you don't hold out for long again.

Unless... you have been scarred... :S

If you suck dick cool

Thanks man.

 

[Venetia]

I was much more interested in sex when I was a teen, too. Now it's kinda boring, I feel a lot more blase and jaded about it.

When you're a teen, you're up for being called something bad by everyone, no matter what you do. The chick who's had sex 3 times is a slut. The dude who lost a fight is a pussy. The girl who wore ink-stained pants once is a dweeb/dork. The boy who was called by his mom during a dance is a mama's boy.

I know teens are dumb as shit BECAUSE I was a teen, and I'll freely say that I was dumb then too.

 

[Venetia]

When you're an adult, none of this shit matters anymore, ever. No one's a slut, they're just being alive.

 

[Makasu]

When you're an adult, none of this shit matters anymore, ever. No one's a slut, they're just being alive.

Oh PREACH BROTHA PREACH!!!

But yeah I get you. Image is everything when you're a teen but it honestly and truly doesn't matter when you truly grow up because sex is sex. I don't know. but the kid with the ink stains is what we call an artist. :]