HOW CAN I GET MY GIRLFRIEND TO GIVE ME HEAD?!?!?!?

[FlippyD]

I wouldn't have punched the man, but seriously continuously complimenting your girl is not cool. It's not that you don't trust your girl, it's that you don't trust your guy. If he's constantly pining over her then he's obviously the jealous one, and that kind of nonsense shouldn't be tolerated.

For most guys I'd say you just have a talk with them and get them to stop. But if he keeps going, is untrustworthy, scrupulous or whatever then you've got some cause for concern.

Of course you don't want to get all paranoid or angry. Mostly because then the girl might take it the wrong way and get all "Bawww, you don't trust me? You're a jealous paranoid idiot." Then you gots to be all like "Bitch what I tell you?" and backhand her and get her to make you a sandwich and hook up your Xbox so you can get your hardcore Madden on y'know.

 

[Makasu]

Yeah I wish I hadn't of punched him now. But I don't get angry that often and when I do things tend to happen. Once I got mad and saw red! It was awesome and scary at the same time. I don't know. But thank you someone agrees with me.

Its was like everytime I talked. He would even bother me on my myspace. Yes this is a myspace story. Because once me and my brother were talking about how you can't be friends with an ex. And we got into this debate because I said you could and he's a fag and says you can't. Anyways so I decided to ask the myspace community and he messages me, "Yeah man you can. Why?" and I was like, "because me and my brother were arguing about it." so he's like, "Oh I thought you and your girl broke up." which I guess he would've thought that ways but still I never mentioned her. I made that obvious and apparent.

But yeah he's always on her nuts. It gets old. Maybe now he'll stop? I hope so...he better I can't afford to keep getting tickets. Hah.

But yeah she was like, "I think you're just making this up to test me to see if I really love you or not." and I was like, "What the hell? Thats like the dumbest shit ever. All I'm saying is if a guy constantly continues to say you're hot and pretty and all of that its just grounds for me to feel that way." Of course she just laughed it off and was like, "ahh you're just jealous." then it comes back that he actually did like her...

I like Ixis' post but I don't play Xbox. Or Madden. I do COD4 like crazy. XD

Anyways most guys should agree with me on this. Another guy complimenting you girl [[on a regular basis]] even more than I compliment here is some serious trife shit.

Sorry ladies while I'm not right for punching the douche I do have fair grounds to be on my guard. If you're not careful someone will snatch up your shit when you're least expecting it.

 

[FlippyD]

Err, as for the MySpace thing he could've legitimately thought you had broken up. The rest of the stuff says that yeah he was into her.

I was in a similar situation at one time, and no matter how many times I told her "Hey, I don't like the way that guy acts around you, I think he's into you." she'd get super-offended, and call me jealous, etc etc etc. Then, several months later (conveniently after we broke up) turns out he was into her, and finally admitted it.

I'm not mad at the guy (though he was married at the time so WTF). Moreso, I wish the girl I was with realized that it wasn't jealousy or distrust, but an appeal to a fucking code of honor. I can comment maybe once or twice to a girl, or even a guy in a relationship if we're friends and whatnot, but continually doing so, almost to the point of obsession is wrong. Have some respect for both people in the relationship, and the relationship itself. But some girls have a hard time believing that and get offended or blame it on jealousy.

Sadly, sometimes that's the case but not always. We guys aren't as retarded as you think we are. We will do anything to get into your head, anything. And some of us have no respect for tact, and most of us are familiar with male tactics.

Epilogue: That girl is my ex-fiancee and we're still friends. I'm also sorta-friends with the guy, except we don't talk that much. But he did let me borrow his copy of SCIV so... I guess we're cool.

 

[Makasu]

Alrighty!!! In an interesting turn of events I'm no longer interested in my girl giving me head but I'm more interested in giving it to her.

Only problem is she's afraid to let me do it because she thinks it will lead to sex [[which it probably won't]] and she thinks its sex. :/ but still I need to get this done and I need 3 good reasons why she should let me so I can try to convince her. I've already told her that everybody was doing it. And I'd be her first as well as she'd be mine. :3 I gotta sell it to her so....


GO!  :fap:

 

[Makasu]

@Ixis: I like the ending to your story. Hahaha. SCIV.
Ex-fiancee eh?

But listen to Ixis ladies of rmxp!!!

and help me to get my girlfriend to let me give her head! :fap:

 

[FlippyD]

Well my story is overly simplistic, and I left out a lot of details for everyone's sake.

But it sounds like she's not into it, and I think it's because she's afraid. Anyone else wanna throw in some half-baked theories while we're at it?

 

[Makasu]

No she wants it. We were talking about it earlier and she was like, "When do you want to do it?" and I was like, "well I'll let you think about it. But you only have 3 weeks to decide because thats when I die." and we both laughed and I was like, "Nah I'm kidding but seriously think about it." and she was like, "Are you serious? You're crazy!" in a joking tone so I responded, "I'm serious. Now say my name in spanish!" because I love it when hispanic girls say my name in spanish. It sounds hot and yeah she kept saying it and saying it and I was like, "See thats what you'd be saying if you let me do it to you." and we laughed and she was like, "Are you serious?" and I was like, "yeah." then she said, "I'll have to think about it. You've got my mind thinking all perverted." and I was like, "y'know you want it. Y'know you do. Admit it! I'll give it to you because I've been thinking about it for a while now." and she laughed and was like, "Hahahah yeah...I don't know."  and various other things like that. so I just replied, "It won't lead to sex. I promise.."

But I can't really promise that. :/

 

[Venetia]

tell her it's just a nosh, not the full meal

 

[Makasu]

Whats a nosh? I don't listen to hip-hop. :/