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HOW CAN I GET MY GIRLFRIEND TO GIVE ME HEAD?!?!?!?

ixis":13gwt7wn said:
It's a thread about chicks, dicks and chicks on dicks.

So.

Yeah.

As well as clits!

So anyways it turns out we didn't do anything today. She got really sick so she was in bed. We're going to try to do something tomorrow. :3 hopefully. But whenever I make plans it tends to go south...

There was something I was going to ask...I can't remember though...
Something about vagina...
 
moog":3020bjx8 said:
Makasu":3020bjx8 said:
But whenever I make plans it tends to go south...

isnt that what you want

XD yes but not like that. Like shit happens. The world is in danger or people start to trip. Things like that. :] hahah I never caught that one. G'job Moog.
 
Anyways have any of you guys ever gotten shit dick? Just curious and what was your reaction if you did? Did you keep going? Or just throw up or eat it! XD I don't know.
 
Alright because this topic keeps me from opening up another topic. I have a new question. This time dealing with jealousy I guess.

Now would it make me a douche because one of my friends kept complimenting my girl like every chance he got like, "Ahh she so pretty." blah blah blah and other shit. Because we got into as serious argument about it and me, her and him because well I don't think you should keep complimenting someone else's significant other. And if you do I think it puts me in the just mind state to say that you should stop. But apparently thats not the case and I'm the jealous douche. :/
 
yeah, your kind of a fag for getting all possessive and jealous about people complimenting your girl. girls like compliments. i can easily separate compliments in my mind from flirtation. though admittedly, 3/4ths of the time a dude giving a chick a compliment is their version of flirting it seems like. :/

now if the dude was like hitting on her in front of you thats one thing, but a relationship isnt solid unless you trust HER enough to shy away from any real advances. it's not even about trusting HIM, because it's not like he's going to slip her a roofie or something right?
 
I figured as much. But its on a constant basis. I mean everytime I talk to him its like blah this about her blah that. I think I'm just in thinking this way. :/ although I guess you do have a point. Our relationship isn't that solid to begin with. Filled with constant break ups and other things like that. Jealousy issues being another. And yeah because 9/10 times that I compliment a girl its to either get in her pants. Or because I like her.

And well thats the thing he acts all shady in front of her. And knowing his past of how he tries to get girls I can't trust him in the sense when it comes to my girlfriend. Like the last time this came up he was telling her all this stuff like, "Ahh he's obsessed with you." and things like that. Which is the farthest thing from true. So yeah...I don't know..
 
If another guy hits on your woman while you are with her you should:

1.  Agree with the compliment and kiss her (look at him while you do it if she has her eyes closed).
2.  Assert your alpha male status by telling him to find his own while knocking whatever he's holding out of his hands.
3.  Say you thought he liked guys anyway and call him something creative and insulting while walking away with her.

In that order.
 
soooo, he likes her?

does it really matter, if she's not in any way interested in him?
just because he called her pretty or whatever doesn't mean she's going to automatically have sex with him

especially when you're not even getting any:S
 
that's weird, everytime someone compliments me, even people I dont know, my panties vanish. so... that doesnt happen to everyone then?
 
Whiskey Dick":2x22xj0v said:
If another guy hits on your woman while you are with her you should:

1.  Agree with the compliment and kiss her (look at him while you do it if she has her eyes closed).
2.  Assert your alpha male status by telling him to find his own while knocking whatever he's holding out of his hands.
3.  Say you thought he liked guys anyway and call him something creative and insulting while walking away with her.

In that order.

I figured I'd just punch him in the face. Did and it got me a ticket. For assault
:/ although I do like the knocking whatever's out of his hand one. Hahaa. gotta remember that.

Dawne":2x22xj0v said:
soooo, he likes her?

does it really matter, if she's not in any way interested in him?
just because he called her pretty or whatever doesn't mean she's going to automatically have sex with him

especially when you're not even getting any:S

And its not that she's going to have sex with him its because he's pushing up on my girl. One compliment okay cool but constant compliments are bullshit and if you lie and say, "Oh well I wouldn't get jealous over it" then you're well fucking lying because gawd knows if one of your female friends kept complimenting your dude you would seriously start to question those "compliments".

Nancy Pelosi":2x22xj0v said:
that's weird, everytime someone compliments me, even people I dont know, my panties vanish. so... that doesnt happen to everyone then?

Now you may call me sexist but two the two chicks that have posted you might not be seeing it through a guys eyes. A guy [[at least me]] is okay with you complimenting my girl. "she's pretty." is fine. But still we [] think differently. It may be just a compliment to  you because you're a girl and they like being called pretty and shit but to guys especially if its coming from another guy its some trife if not scandalous shit. :/ So straight up he was pushing up on her [[he's not anymore since he got punched]] BUT thats not the point the fact of the matter is what you may think is so "harmless" is a completely different thing. Anyone with a penis will tell you that you can't trust other guys for shit.

Oh yeah this was in the past though.
 

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