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HOW CAN I GET MY GIRLFRIEND TO GIVE ME HEAD?!?!?!?

Anyways since this is getting gay.

How do I get my girlfriend to WANT to give me head. Without having to do anything in return?
 
she has to want to give it to you already and anything you do is just bein a faggot you should do everyting to please her and be genuine about it
 
You callin me a faggot?

And yeah you're right. :[
Although the diamond thing would've been easier. We'll see what happens then I guess.

NOW onto the advice! Serious or not. Since Des holds the belt as the man who likes to eat everything. Lets get some tippage on getting the ladys to not want you to quit. I know don't just work the clit and you gotta suck that shit like its your last breaths of air and all that soo.... Have at it.
 
Commander Wyatt":1ck64fwf said:
I'm speaking from a virgin's perspective here but play around and see what makes her tick, and stick with it I guess

You're not a virgin! Yeah that'd be good too. D'uh.
 
I mean play around down there with your tongue. If she punches yer lights out, bad move. If she pulls your head in closer then good job :thumb:

also I'm Wyatt of course i'm a virgin

have you seen my photos?!
 
Makasu":1slyq8fz said:
I know don't just work the clit

...been over this, that advice was shit.  While in some respects it could be interpreted as correct advice, ie what you should be doing with your hands to add stimulation... once you get the clit in the right place you wanna stay put if you don't know your way back so to speak.  There's nothing else there.  Think of Vegas in the Nevada desert.  A goldmine in the middle of nothing (except the canyon)...oh and a steady rhythm.  Seriously, in general pleasing a girl via oral is fucking easy.

As for making her want to suck your cock, you can't... you can however influence her though by actually being a turn-on.  This comes from maturity, confidence, awareness and charisma... if you need to cheat ive said before but alcohol is the only way, besides date rape which I think is frowned upon in the Western World.
 
Go to a party and get her drunk. Even if she doesn't drink, its really hard not to go to a party and stay sober.
But for real, just keep going. Even if the kill switch kicks in. If you keep at it, she'll get the idea. Or file for a restraining order. Not sure which.
 
Commander Wyatt":30wn3jgy said:
I mean play around down there with your tongue. If she punches yer lights out, bad move. If she pulls your head in closer then good job :thumb:

also I'm Wyatt of course i'm a virgin

have you seen my photos?!

honestly wyatt i think it's more about how you carry yourself and the fact that you are into blood orgies that keeps you celibate
 
Calibre":1gv43q7k said:
Have you considered anal.

Thought about it. Doesn't appeal to me at all. So thats outta the question. Besides my girl has no butt. Well she has a little one but its mainly kinda in the hips if anything.

I will take your advice. :thumb: And yeah date rape is seriously frowned upon. :|

And bull Wyatt just because of a picture doesn't mean shit. Lots of loser get lucky sometime.

Bluehazed":1gv43q7k said:
Go to a party and get her drunk. Even if she doesn't drink, its really hard not to go to a party and stay sober.
But for real, just keep going. Even if the kill switch kicks in. If you keep at it, she'll get the idea. Or file for a restraining order. Not sure which.

Why a restraining order? And no when that kill switch gets hit its over. Thats it she's done. Nothing. The river dries up and returns to its desolate untouched state...I need to break that button or something.
 
Venetia!":2dw5d078 said:
Commander Wyatt":2dw5d078 said:
I mean play around down there with your tongue. If she punches yer lights out, bad move. If she pulls your head in closer then good job :thumb:

also I'm Wyatt of course i'm a virgin

have you seen my photos?!

honestly wyatt i think it's more about how you carry yourself and the fact that you are into blood orgies that keeps you celibate
Maybe Wyatt has blood sex? Which I've heard of people going down on girls while on their rag...which seems I don't know. Fucking blah. But meh different people have different preferences on what they like to do.

Like pissing on people...
 
Here's a helpful summation I think,

If she's not going to give you head she probably won't change her mind (unless she considered it at one time and never told you.) Of course this depends on the person. There are plenty of people who never once considered it, but if you offer to go beyond your personal bounds to please them then you might be able to strike a mutual agreement. If she has thought about it but won't do it you just have to coax her into it slowly over time I suppose. It worked for me, so might work for you.

Don't know what to do when you get down there? Why not watch her work her "crotch mix-a-lot scratch-board" sometime? Actually, watching anyone's masturbation habits early on can help you determine the speed, angle, rhythm and technique. Then it's just a matter of copying that. And if she's working into your rhythm you're on the right track.
 
Calibre":85gslhto said:
Makasu":85gslhto said:
Calibre":85gslhto said:
Have you considered anal.

Thought about it. Doesn't appeal to me at all. So thats outta the question. Besides my girl has no butt. Well she has a little one but its mainly kinda in the hips if anything.

I never mentioned your girl.

Oh well still to any girl in general. The thought of anal sex to me just doesn't appeal. I don't know.
 

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Venetia!":2nx4zo39 said:
I was much more interested in sex when I was a teen, too. Now it's kinda boring, I feel a lot more blase and jaded about it.

When you're a teen, you're up for being called something bad by everyone, no matter what you do. The chick who's had sex 3 times is a slut. The dude who lost a fight is a pussy. The girl who wore ink-stained pants once is a dweeb/dork. The boy who was called by his mom during a dance is a mama's boy.

I know teens are dumb as shit BECAUSE I was a teen, and I'll freely say that I was dumb then too.

true fucking story.
 
Oh shit I just realized that today is halloween! I didn't even tell her anything. :/ Great this day is already going to start off bad. And she's at school. :( fuck!!!!
 
Makasu":1ertztib said:
Calibre":1ertztib said:
Makasu":1ertztib said:
Calibre":1ertztib said:
Have you considered anal.

Thought about it. Doesn't appeal to me at all. So thats outta the question. Besides my girl has no butt. Well she has a little one but its mainly kinda in the hips if anything.

I never mentioned your girl.

Oh well still to any girl in general. The thought of anal sex to me just doesn't appeal. I don't know.

I never mentioned girls whatsoever.  I'm talking about man love.  You know your G-spots there so it must be okay.
 
Hahaha. Oh well in that sense no I'll still have to pass. Dicks don't appeal to me and guys are fucking disgusting *prissy bitch*

But in all seriousness no I don't think man love is the thing for me. Unless its Paul Rodriguez Jr. >:3
 

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