HOW CAN I GET MY GIRLFRIEND TO GIVE ME HEAD?!?!?!?

[Calibre]

Can I just clarify that you shouldnt actually eat it as that may cause long term repercussions.

 

[Calibre]

Oh I just realised 69 must be well out of the question too then.  Don't worry, they suck, the girl just always stops the further they get...

 

[$t3v0]

Get a better girl, Calibre

 

[Calibre]

It wasn't the one, they all do it.  I think it may be me being too good.  What do you think?

 

[Venetia]

69'ing sucks

it's either suffocating or hard to position, then one gets a nose slapped full of anus (brownnosing LOL) and the other finds it impossible to maintain the momentum while suspended in the air.

plus you either focus on it feeling good or you focus on giving it well. usually one of the two will be severely stunted while the other is mediocre at best

it's severely overrated imho

 

[Makasu]

makasu it seems like youre still stuck in that 15/16 year old mentality

seems to me that it stopped being dirty for a girl to get around at about 16 or 17 and you're 18 right? you're an adult now so start acting like it. sex isn't dirty or wrong or a status symbol. it's somethin we all get urges for and that's the way it is.

though texas is massive bible-thumping grounds so it's little wonder that the people around you are sexually-retarded.

Yeah I think thats what it is. I have my teenage mentality. Even though technically I am. The thing about it being though that I don't have a problem with sex. I know that for a fact because well I like sex and on the occassions that I get it I don't complain. Its just going down on a girl hasn't appealed to me or given me reason to. YET. I have been curious to try it as of late though so maybe I should just to see what I'm missing out on. :] And we're all sexually retarded. I guess its because we're learning at a younger age and not knowing actually what we're doing. I don't ever recall having an accurate "sex" talk with my parents. :/ I just picked it up as I went. as is the case with most people I know.

teenagers are retarded

Yeah thats pretty true.

I've seen it destroy girls lives

lololololololololol
..I wonder how Texas would treat me then :sad:

Depends on how many guys you've sucked off. If you like being referred to as a vacuum or a cum bucket then you'll do just fine. Other than that kinda depends on how much info on you has been leaked out.

God people who eat vagina are so gay

What about vagina who eat people? O_o


and yeah 69'ing seems pretty lame. I hear its like getting a massage and working out at the same time so you get mixed results.

 

[FlippyD]

Guys want to eat out as girls dont like to suck dick when younger.

Once people go past 21 years old it reverses.

 

[So fist]

for five dollars des will let you pretend he's your girlfriend and go down on you.  You ever get a mustache job?  They're the best.  Why do you think all men in Belarus have one?

 

[e]

Because they're all very deeply gay. But I guess that was implicit.

 

[So fist]

You can give mustache jobs to women.  Its like you're sweeping a clitoris!

 

[e]

And it smells - Oh - so nice after wards for the rest of the day.

 

[Makasu]

You can give mustache jobs to women.  Its like you're sweeping a clitoris!

I do prefer a nice moustache myself. Hahah but my stache is to thin. :[ and my girl doesn't like facial hair. Or any hair for that matter. :/

I do have to agree with Ixis. I think once you hit a certain age it reverses. Just like when you were younger kissing a girl seemed totally stupid. I remember those days. So innocent. Ahhh.

 

[Venetia]

your girl doesnt like facial hair or sex or blowjobs?

jesus why are you trying to hit that again?

 

[Makasu]

No no no she she has an interest in sex and blowjobs she's just one of those girls that wants to wait until she gets married. I can turn her on like crazy but she has a kill switch that can turn her off instantly.

AND the main purpose of this topic six pages ago was to come up with something romantic. But the twisted and awesome minds of rmxp.org turned it into me wanted sex. And now I want sex. I will get sex. I will conquer this mountain!

And its either her or the not so pretty one. And yeah she's not so pretty. And morbidly skinny.

 

[Makasu]

No I have a better one:

Because sex is something that two people share when they are in love with each other. Its a special bond that makes two individual comply as one. I want to have sex with her because I love her dearly.

:]

LAME!

Just kidding. I respect her morals and things like that but I guess because I'm a jackass and want to lay this girl. I don't know...

 

[Makasu]

But in all seriousness I do love her.

 

[Despain]

pffff sex isn't about love. like sometimes it is but dont confuse sex with love

 

[FlippyD]

The most important thing is to find someone you understand and someone who understands you. People fight in every relationship, but the ones that last are between people who can read the breaking point of their partners.

That and being able to shake things up every once in a while, or be open to polygamy... Which sorta falls into the first point...

These are all my own theories anyway.

 

[Makasu]

The most important thing is to find someone you understand and someone who understands you. People fight in every relationship, but the ones that last are between people who can read the breaking point of their partners.

That and being able to shake things up every once in a while, or be open to polygamy... Which sorta falls into the first point...

These are all my own theories anyway.

You posted serious! Whoa.

pffff sex isn't about love. like sometimes it is but dont confuse sex with love

Yes I know that. Thats what I used to think back in the day though. When I was a virgin and somewhat innocent I was like, "I'm going to wait until I find that special person to spend that special moment with." And all sorts of other things of that nature. I watched to much Clueless in my day or something. Hahaha.  But yeah I didn't hold up to that because I just caved and went for it with someone who wasn't to special or anything to me.

But I want to hear the Des logic behind this. Elaborate please?

 

[Kraft]

Go scare people in haunted houses (you know, like hide in there and such instead of going all the way through it)
Find a nice dark place also... and... well, one thing leads to another ^_^  Making out and such is SO much better in general when there are people really close and they dont know ^_^  (for example, in the back of a car when her parents are driving (I mean like a van lol)

Another thing, which I have done several times, is to go climb a water tower that we have here in town... I am not sure of your situation lol, but where I am from there is one with like... half a fence and no lights around it.  and its pretty awesome because it is at the top of the hill my town is built on.

Yet another one... well, if you want romantic, well I guess you could always... hmm... I cant think of anything...

Are you talking about Romantic as in soft music, dinner, candles...etc, or romantic as in... like making out and sex (hopefully lol) and stuff?