FAIL.

[Venetia]

Wood in a locker? Aren't they just made of aluminum? (We didn't have lockers in So. Cal)

 

[SakuraPhoenix]

Yep, a bolt can be hotter than the surface o' the sun. I Am sure he's just adding color to emphasize how hot it was

 

[mawk]

How did you manage to put something inside a spray can and seal it up again without having it explosively decompress all up in your grill? And then, sealing it again... Wait, you're talking about a spray can, right?

Sounds cool, though, even if I'm a bit flummoxed. You know those days where your brain just clicks off? I should stay away from discussions until I can comprehend what people are saying beyond Charlie Brown "wah wah"s. ;o_o

 

[iceplosion]

Oh man you guys have weak FAILs! Hugging & elbow pain? Sheesh

Once when I was in grade school, and we were playing Red Rover in the gym--the whole class. Only this one was different, because we had to sit before getting up & running for some reason, probably so the teacher could see us all better.

Someone called for me to come over, and I was all excited, so I leapt to my feet, only to realize my pants hadn't leapt with me. A girl next to me had her foot on a fold in the seat of my pants, so as I stood, the pants stayed where they were.

That's not the worst thing--I was thin for my age, so I still had to wear little kids' underpants. So the underpants I showed everyone were bright pink and covered in Little Mermaid prints.

They called me 'Ariel Underpants' and 'Mermaid Panties' for years afterward. I grew up with these kids and most of them I went to highschool with. I'd forgotten all about 'Ariel Underpants' until the last day of my senior year, when someone gave a speech in my AP English class and mentioned, "and who will I remember most of all? Why, Ariel Underpants, of course!". There were still seven kids there that had been in that class that day all those years ago.

FAIL.

Please, Please change your name to Ariel Underpants , it has to be done now, I can't view you as Venetia anymore, from now on you will always be Ariel Underpants to me.

 

[Ninjitsu]

*Hears chainsaw whirring*
Bye, ice.

 

[Venetia]

First, I was all,  :shock:, then  :huh:, and a little  :blush:, but suddenly  :crazy: set in and I  , followed by  :pissed:, followed by http://www.pixelcocktail.com/hosted_ite ... vaOWCH.gif[/img].

 

[Ratty524]

Venetia, if I had grown up with you, you'd be one of my EASIEST prey for bullying. :P

Hmm... What fails have I had?

Two years ago I drew an offensive picture during my Geometry class in hopes of "insulting" another student. How this failed?
1) She actually liked it.
2) She drew it to the attention of the other classmates and they liked it.
3) My teacher found it and I confessed to drawing it. I didn't draw it, but I kind of felt my reputation among the staff members of my school go down. 

One of the most idiotic failures I've ever had, sorry. XP

 

[thenextportnoy]

Unnecessary statement: For those who don't know, I'm a drummer  :rock:

Once, during the middle of a show, I ended one of my fills with a simple cymbal hit, well, I hit too close to my hand with too loose of a grip, and my stick flew 15 feet in the air, and well out of arms reach (would've been pretty amazing if I had been able to catch it, right?), and I had completely forgotten to mount my spare pair of sticks, so I had to play the entire rest of the song one-handed

If that wasn't embarrassing enough  :dead:, the theater we were playing at made a video recording of the entire show to sell to people...

Good thing I can play one-handed  :thumb: (NOT Travis Barker style - He's a loser)

 

[syphonmax]

Well 2 years ago I me and my friend had a inline skating race (I was so good at it) and we were speeding down this road really fast, but then a girl came out of her house and I looked while I was looking I didn't realise I actually turned all the way round so I was riding backwards. She saw me and waved so I waved back and BOOM!! I slammed into the back of a parked car and the impact sent me flying over the roof and rolling down the front of the car and I broke my wrist in the process. The guy got out of his house screwed at me for ruining his car (It didn't get damaged that much GEEZ!!) and to make it worse it was that girls dad O_o (xD) then he decided to take me to the hospital lol she felt sorry for me and opologised for her dad screwing at me.....That's as far as I go. My friend had to find his own way to the hospital lol the dad wouldn't give him a lift xD :dead:

Now everytime I say something mean to my friend he says "well I'm not the one who got run over by a parked car" xD

 

[iceplosion]

Ok so I actually thought of something....although it's not that much of a fail, I'm definitely not going to beat Ariel Underpants but I think it's clear Ariel has the most fail at this point.

So my band was playing at this club (The Frontpage....or Front Page, can't remember how it was spelled, anyway the place was a complete dive which even had tape holding up one of the walls but they paid well) and I was onstage in the middle of a song (guitarist btw :rock and the strap on my guitar broke in the middle of a song it was about to fall down and I was like "Nooooo!" (well, sort of) and a friend of mine jumped up on stage and pulled the strap up and my guitar went back into my hands and I kept playing, he tied the strap around me to make sure it didn't fall off and then started dancing around while people cheered for him. long story short I spent the rest of the song playing with a guitar strap tied around my neck (really hurt)

Regardless people cheered a lot at the end of the song so it was ok but it was the most fail-tastic thing I could think of and I just wanted to contribute so.....yeah, there's my fail.

 

[Nijiame]

Well I was recording a new song for my visual~kei project and the last word was "kamikaze" and I messed the whole thing up by saying "kamike", so I felt like a real fucking dumbass.

 

[Venetia]

I'm definitely not going to beat Ariel Underpants but I think it's clear Ariel has the most fail at this point.

I opened up to you people and you betray me

Et tu, .org?


:tongue:

 

[zenrdy]

I opened up to you people and you betray me

I didn't Venetia...

Lets get back on topic!

I was at class minding my own business but, I dosed off about 30 minutes in. I was dreaming of "Things that are NSFW". When I was called on I yelled out in the middle of class "Give it to Me Baby".
Yeah, I had to write that for about 200 times today.......By the way this was 9th grade....They though I was a pervert after that....So shamefull

 

[iceplosion]

I'm definitely not going to beat Ariel Underpants but I think it's clear Ariel has the most fail at this point.

I opened up to you people and you betray me

Et tu, .org?


:tongue:

Aw, I feel bad now.


Sort of....


a little.


*laughs* Ariel Underpants....


Serously though it was an interesting story, I don't think I know anyone who's had anything that embarassing happen to them, it's awesome you can actually talk about it though.

 

[zenrdy]

Yeah, I felt kinda bad that you made fun of her....

 

[Venetia]

lol I'm not affected at all, I'm just playing  :lol:

Okay well here's another. Yes, I'm full of them. I'm like an open book.

Spoiler: Yet another. More risque though.

I was 16 for this one. I think that was a busy year ... Anyway, I was with my boyfriend at the time (who turned out to be a two-faced, two-timing sack of dirt)--we'd skipped school to uh ... "study" at his house. He assured me that his mom wouldn't be home until 5pm, so we took our sweet time. Ate lunch, watched TimeCop on VHS (yes, so romantic), and then ... Ah ... "studied". In the middle of "studying", I hear a car pull into the garage downstairs. Turns out his mom took a half day because she was sick.

So we scrambled to get "decent", I lost my socks completely (... studying), and then we hid in the closet. We heard her walk in, shuffle around, then she walked straight upstairs, into his room, and opened the closet.  :box:

Sigh, turns out she knew we were home because we'd left our shoes at the front door like the brilliant people we were.

While he was torn a new you-know-what, I had to walk 5 miles home, alone, in high-heeled boots, with no socks. Blisters and humiliation! Whee!

FAIL--but funny. Too bad the dude was a douche. Oh well!  :cheers:

 

[mawk]

After leafing through this thread, I've decided that my life needs more fail. Nothing interesting happens to me, damnit!

Nothing makes you depressed quite like reading through others' deepest secrets, huh?

Okay, so this one time when I was twelve I had to collect four crystals to defeat the Demon -- <bricked>

 

[zenrdy]

Well Venetia you have alot of spare time to "Study" I'm I correct?

 

[Brosek]

Ariel panties gives under the sea a whole new meaning.

 

[zenrdy]

Took you a while to figure that out, Huh?