FAIL.

[Beadly_Dastard]

In a freshmen Biology class that I took a few years ago, I was tasked with labeling the various parts of the female reproductive system (and other parts of the nether-regions) on a diagram.  Not only did I confuse the labels for the urethera and anus, but the creepy Biology teacher saw it, and ridiculed me aloud.  But, (sarcasm)being a complete and total badass(/sarcasm), I didn't really mind at the time.

BTW, I'm a guy, so in my opinion, it was a seni-understandable mistake.  <.<      >.>

 

[zenrdy]

Once while I was 18 I loved skating like it was sex.One day me and my friends decided to skate around my house.I brought up the idea of Doing a Quad heelflip off the roof of my house.My friends insisted that I do it. I did and feel on my face about 3 quaters on the way down, So it wasent that bad. I Broke my nose had a Concussion and lost 2 of my permenent teeth.

Fail

 

[Ellie]

Does this count as fail?

I walked to school (50 mins gone), walked into my common room.

Friend: Why're you here?
Me: History.
Friend: Dude, History got cancelled, dork.

Walked all the way back home and managed to get lost on the way. I was only in for a minute!

 

[Cheeze]

I was Depants'd 2 weeks-Every day, Atleast once a day. I once was depants'd in the middle school because the high school doesnt have a Cafetria. and I've been De-pantsed in the high school hall way...Its not my fault i dont want my package crushed xD.

And, Not really a fail but it was pretty funny, Like my 7th or 8th grade year I had long hair and I was looking down, working. The principle walked in and started saying something about nothing and i looked up at him and my bangs were in my eyes. Once he got finished he took me to his office and Duck taped my hair out of my eyes, Buut...It was pretty useless because he is a dumb ass and only taped the top layer of my hair. he sent me back to class and i wore the duck tape for another two hours because I wanted to get witnesses. About everyone in the school seen my hair ducktaped back and in art i took it off....Well not really too, But ripped it out...along with my hair...Once i got home and told my mom about it, I could of made him go to jail, Buut...I'm a nice kid and he aplolgized infront of the whole school...So it was more of a FAIL to him

 

[Red Dawn]

Lol Duck tape hehe... As opposed to Duct tape... Spam...

 

[Cheeze]

xD Whatever, I'm an oklahoman. I have an excuse.

 

[Skyla Doragono]

Apparently my land lady is kicking me out of the house at the end of February because I "let my cats leave a mess". Uhhh... right, okay. Like her cats never shit wherever the hell they want to and I'm never forced to clean it up after nearly stepping in it. Like the litter box for her cats isn't so full of shit that it's all over the floor right in front of the washer and dryer. She "raised 2 responsible Daughters who work full time and have a family" and I "have no responsabilities at all", so it's all my fault that there's cat shit all over the place.

I don't know where exactly that fail is aimed really, but it certainly qualifies for this topic.

 

[Luminier]

Aww, Atemu, I was hoping for another hilarious epic fail, but that's one just sucks. Where does she get off being so hypocritical? What a bitch. I suggest, that before leaving that residency for the final time, that you have your cat leave a "present" on her bed. Just a thought.

Do you have some place else to stay, I hope?

 

[Skyla Doragono]

Nope.  I don't have anywhere I can go that I can bring my cats with me, and I refuse to give them up.

This is really wrecking havoc on my mental state too.  I'm surprised I haven't flipped out on someone yet.

 

[Luminier]

Aw, that really sucks. I can see where you're coming from, when you say that you refuse to give up your cats. I'd sooner get kicked in the balls everyday, than give up mine. ...Although, you can't really relate to that, now can you? :P

It certainly does count as fail, but not the entertaining kind.  :'(

 

[Grathea]

Well, here's a few from me.

A year or so ago, I was playing soccer. I play as keeper (goalie). In the first practice of the season, three days before the first game, we're practicing drills. A teammate tries to see how hard he can kick the ball - it goes off to the corner. Being the guy I am, I go for the ball, arm outstretched so I can deflect it. It breaks my forearm. I eventually get to play in the last game of the season. I let in two goals.
FAIL.

Second - Like several others in this thread, I'm the one that gives and doesn't get. I'll leave it at that.
FAIL.

Third - I can't deal with people. Large groups of people are frightening in concept and terrifying in reality. Once, in a public celebration in Bali, I had a nervous breakdown in the middle of a crowd. I just shut down - couldn't think, had serious trouble breathing, loose knees, trembling so hard I'm amazed no-one commented, etc. I'm sure you get the picture.
FAIL.

Fourth - I can't form lasting emotional bonds with people. I just don't work that way. If something bad happens to someone I know(even a family member), I feel sorry and then it doesn't bother me.
FAIL.

Fifth - For a while, the only way I could deal with people was to pretend they were figments of my imagination. It stopped me from going crazy, I think. (Sounds a bit strange, I know.)
FAIL.

More, but can't recall them right now.

 

[Luminier]

Theo, I think only the first of those is really FAIL.

The second is just kinda... Meh. Examples are needed if it's extreme enough to be considered FAIL.

The third isn't much of a FAIL, since nobody saw you, and like, molestered you during, or something.

The fourth, well, that's just douche-ieness. Sorry. :x

That last one is just... Well, I don't think my opinion matters much, as I'm just your imaginary friend... acquaintance?

Oh, and that was so much more than two.  :P

 

[Grathea]

Indeed it was more than two. I wrote the first two, and then added the others, but forgot to change that. Thanks for catching it.

As to the fourth - it's not something I control. I try to care. God knows I do. And since I'm an atheist, that's a pretty strong statement. I just, for some reason or other, can't.

For the fifth - It helped me get over my anxiety to deal with people. Unfortunately, it lasted far longer than it should have, which is really the part that deserved the FAIL.

But yeah, I'll agree that I'm pretty f**ked in the head.

 

[AskaRay]

When I was about 11 or 12, I had just learned to ride my bike without using my hands.
So I'm riding down the street when I decided my glasses are pretty dirty. So I start to clean them, without stopping.

I crash headfirst into one of those multiple mailbox things. My glasses hit the road and got totaled. Needed to get new ones.

AND on the same note, my sister and I were racing on bikes, and we would race in this street loop-thing. She crashes into one of the cable boxes and her kickstand went through her leg. It was all my fault, too, in the end...


A couple years ago, I was putting my guitar and amp away after practicing, and I go to pull the amp plug out of the wall. Well, I touch the metal part and the plug is still far enough into the wall to give an electrical charge. Blue lightning emits from my finger and I almost drop my guitar (I was still holding it). So, now everything metal I touch I get an electric shock... I mean, moreso than if it was just static electricity. Maybe not as much FAIL but it's still annoying.


One day I wanted to stay at school, but I had no cell phone at this time so I borrow one of my friend's, knowing my sister is home. She doesn't know the number, so she doesn't answer. I think, 'Well if I keep calling, maybe she'll answer eventually." I don't leave messages. I go home on the bus, and when I get there, I'm grounded for making my little sister thinking she had a stalker. Whoopsie.


I probably have more but not right now.

 

[Grathea]

When I was about 11 or 12, I had just learned to ride my bike without using my hands.
So I'm riding down the street when I decided my glasses are pretty dirty. So I start to clean them, without stopping.

That reminds me of another one of mine.
I was pretty young, OK? Keep this in mind. Probably around seven.
I had learned to bike a few months previously. Of course, I learned on a bike where the brakes were triggered by back-pedaling. I had no idea how to use hand-brakes. Mistake #1.
So we go to visit the cousins. Since they're far away, we don't bring our bikes. We decide to go biking. We decide we'll just rent bikes.
We're on a bike trail/road. The sides are lined with gravel. Well, I say gravel. More like small rocks about the size of, say, an iPod Shuffle(one of the new ones), but a little thicker.
About half an hour in (read: half an hour away from the place we came from, where our car was), we came to the top of a fairly steep hill. I decided I was feeling a little adventurous. Mistake #2.
Long story short, I go down the hill, which just so happens to go into a 180degree turn around. Remember how I didn't know how to brake, and the sides were lined with rocks?
I ended up being thrown off of the bike, hitting a tree with my back, and receiving several cuts to my head thanks to a rock. I lost (what seemed to me at that time) a ton of blood. All I remember is that my shirt and pants were fully soaked through and red. I don't remember much directly after that.
FAIL.

 

[Red Dawn]

A few weeks back I was fishing with my dad, after catching nothing for about 3 hours we decided to give up =p (It was about 11:30pm). The place was around the coast, in a harbor. We went to a little bit of land sticking out of the road, there were some big rocks in the water that were good to lie on. Because of water erosion or something there was about 1.5m drop off the edge of it, then a steep (45?) slope covered in big jagged rocks. The car was parked quite close to the edge of the drop, anyway I put the fishing rods and that in the back seat, then step back to walk around the door and grab more stuff. I stepped a bit too far, and fall down, kneefirst, onto those lovely rocks, rolled down the slope a bit then stopped myself by slamming my elbow down onto a big sticky-up rock.
What makes it even worse is that just a few minutes before I'd looked at the edge and thought how much It would hurt to fall down there.
FAIL.

 

[Luminier]

I think it would've been even FAIL-er, if your father had fallen down on top of you. Of course, only if he happens to be a large man. That'd do some real damage.

On a side note: Red dawn, where's you're avatar? Absences of avatars make me angry. >:|

 

[Red Dawn]

Hehe I never put it back after the server change. I reckon I should...
Except I'd rolled 2 metres or something and he would've had to jump to land on me.
Oh, I forgot to say, I fractured my kneecap, sprained/strained it, and tore the muscle underneath it. My dad's house has stairs and walking up them with one foot is impossible. And Since my room, the computer, and the front door is downstairs, and everything else upstairs, I went up/down them a lot.

 

[Nijiame]

I remember not too long ago I thought my dad was in the bathroom at Taco Bell.
He was taking a long time, so I went to the door, and knocked extremely loudly for a long time and when the door started to open I said "God, finally, dad!"
And I looked up to see this obviously very angry, stong looking man staring down at me. Holy crap, I almost collapsed!

 

[Skye_Vrbas]

I got home with a girl after a night in the pub. She had a car, I was to young to drive. Then we listened to "romantic" music all night long in the car, parked somewhere in the bushes so we could be alone. Then when she would drive me home in the morning, the battery was down, she had to call a friend’s dad to fix the battery as nor me or her knew how to replenish it…

I know: a guy being driven by an older girl, don't ask...