FAIL.
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Skye_Vrbas
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If you say so... 
Skye_Vrbas
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Hey, I get the point...
*youngsters... *cough*
How 'bout this one ...
I was 14 years old and I was annoyed by a mentally less-abled person at the schoolyard. He was considered smart enough to go to the normal school, but he still had some screws loose, but in a non-messed up way... At a given moment I decided to punch him on the nose, he was bleeding heavily, and immediately I realised I punched a helpless mental less-abled person. I felt kind of low, and took him by the arm and ran to the school headmaster's office, opened the door and said:
"Sir... , I punched a retard, I'm sorry... Can you help the bleeding stop?"
Well afterwards, the mental less-abled guy was always very friendly to me... and I kept feeling guilty.
*youngsters... *cough*
How 'bout this one ...
I was 14 years old and I was annoyed by a mentally less-abled person at the schoolyard. He was considered smart enough to go to the normal school, but he still had some screws loose, but in a non-messed up way... At a given moment I decided to punch him on the nose, he was bleeding heavily, and immediately I realised I punched a helpless mental less-abled person. I felt kind of low, and took him by the arm and ran to the school headmaster's office, opened the door and said:
"Sir... , I punched a retard, I'm sorry... Can you help the bleeding stop?"
Well afterwards, the mental less-abled guy was always very friendly to me... and I kept feeling guilty.
Yeah,, here's my FAIL.
I was talking to this hot, smart girl, as we were grouped together in school. We were having such an awesome time, we were like, arguing over random things, and we both laughed over it, we loved it!
Well, after class I was talking with her as we were going out the door, I held the door open, I let go, and talk to someone, go to follow the girl I was talking with before, only to ram into the door (my head was turned).
I held up everyone, and was bleeding. Custodian had to be called to clean it up, it looked like I was dieing. The girl came back, and thought I was dieing, so she called 911.
They ended up coming, only to find a bloodied up kid and a hot girl hugging him for no reason.
lol. FAIL.
I was talking to this hot, smart girl, as we were grouped together in school. We were having such an awesome time, we were like, arguing over random things, and we both laughed over it, we loved it!
Well, after class I was talking with her as we were going out the door, I held the door open, I let go, and talk to someone, go to follow the girl I was talking with before, only to ram into the door (my head was turned).
I held up everyone, and was bleeding. Custodian had to be called to clean it up, it looked like I was dieing. The girl came back, and thought I was dieing, so she called 911.
They ended up coming, only to find a bloodied up kid and a hot girl hugging him for no reason.
lol. FAIL.
Yggdrassil
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You got a hot girl to hug you?
How is that FAIL?
How is that FAIL?
Vampiriclayer
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Today i was skating with 2 friends of mine. Basically i was too lazy to ollie off the curb so i decided to manual off it. i did it, but when i hit the street my board went flying off in front of my. all the force went into my elbow, preventing a head injury. but my elbow stil hurts. and i almost gt run over...
FAIL!
FAIL!
Oh man you guys have weak FAILs! Hugging & elbow pain? Sheesh
Once when I was in grade school, and we were playing Red Rover in the gym--the whole class. Only this one was different, because we had to sit before getting up & running for some reason, probably so the teacher could see us all better.
Someone called for me to come over, and I was all excited, so I leapt to my feet, only to realize my pants hadn't leapt with me. A girl next to me had her foot on a fold in the seat of my pants, so as I stood, the pants stayed where they were.
That's not the worst thing--I was thin for my age, so I still had to wear little kids' underpants. So the underpants I showed everyone were bright pink and covered in Little Mermaid prints.
They called me 'Ariel Underpants' and 'Mermaid Panties' for years afterward. I grew up with these kids and most of them I went to highschool with. I'd forgotten all about 'Ariel Underpants' until the last day of my senior year, when someone gave a speech in my AP English class and mentioned, "and who will I remember most of all? Why, Ariel Underpants, of course!". There were still seven kids there that had been in that class that day all those years ago.
FAIL.
Once when I was in grade school, and we were playing Red Rover in the gym--the whole class. Only this one was different, because we had to sit before getting up & running for some reason, probably so the teacher could see us all better.
Someone called for me to come over, and I was all excited, so I leapt to my feet, only to realize my pants hadn't leapt with me. A girl next to me had her foot on a fold in the seat of my pants, so as I stood, the pants stayed where they were.
That's not the worst thing--I was thin for my age, so I still had to wear little kids' underpants. So the underpants I showed everyone were bright pink and covered in Little Mermaid prints.
They called me 'Ariel Underpants' and 'Mermaid Panties' for years afterward. I grew up with these kids and most of them I went to highschool with. I'd forgotten all about 'Ariel Underpants' until the last day of my senior year, when someone gave a speech in my AP English class and mentioned, "and who will I remember most of all? Why, Ariel Underpants, of course!". There were still seven kids there that had been in that class that day all those years ago.
FAIL.
... Now I know exactly what I'm going to call you from now, on, Ariel Underpants. >:3
I have a new FAIL. It's along the lines of the most recent ones.
I once sat down next to this girl, and then she started frenching me. FAIL!
What do you mean that isn't FAIL? Would it help if I told you that I ended up getting herpes? And she was actually a 'he'? And she mugged me afterwards. Plus, she stole my dog.
I have a new FAIL. It's along the lines of the most recent ones.
I once sat down next to this girl, and then she started frenching me. FAIL!
What do you mean that isn't FAIL? Would it help if I told you that I ended up getting herpes? And she was actually a 'he'? And she mugged me afterwards. Plus, she stole my dog.
Red Dawn":3tn0ikwo said:
Sad, not FAIL. There's a difference between a slight misfortune, and FAIL. Yup.
Oh, and to reinforce the FAIL-ness of my previous FAIL: She ended up coming back, and convinced me to let 'her' become my 'girl'friend. Then we were making out, again, and she farted, kicked me in the stones, and stole my car. Oh, and she blew up my city. That bitch.
okay lol ... Well I have another. Yes, my life is full of FAIL.
In high school chemistry ... Let's see, I was ... 16, I think? No, 15. Anyway, we were using electric current to demonstrate the effects on something filled with hydrogen gas--a balloon, in this case. I think you see where this is going.
The teacher was doing it himself, but I insisted that I wanted to volunteer to pop the thing, and since I was the uber teacher's pet of the science dept, he let me.
Several moments of blindness/deafness, and days of burnt eyebrows later, the school board decided not to run that experiment again.
FAIL.
(But man you shoulda seen it, the explosion was awesome ... So awesome I think it knocked me back a few IQ points.)
In high school chemistry ... Let's see, I was ... 16, I think? No, 15. Anyway, we were using electric current to demonstrate the effects on something filled with hydrogen gas--a balloon, in this case. I think you see where this is going.
The teacher was doing it himself, but I insisted that I wanted to volunteer to pop the thing, and since I was the uber teacher's pet of the science dept, he let me.
Several moments of blindness/deafness, and days of burnt eyebrows later, the school board decided not to run that experiment again.
FAIL.
(But man you shoulda seen it, the explosion was awesome ... So awesome I think it knocked me back a few IQ points.)
Well... on the subject.
We had sodium sulfite and phosphate I believe... yes... I stole a little, put it into a semi-full AXE can, b/c it smelled good. I gave it to my friend to borrow, (This was immediatly afterwards).
About a day later, he calls me up saying the can burned a hole through his locker. The heat caused from the chemical reaction is constant for about... 5 minutes, and is about as hot as a lightning bolt.
We had sodium sulfite and phosphate I believe... yes... I stole a little, put it into a semi-full AXE can, b/c it smelled good. I gave it to my friend to borrow, (This was immediatly afterwards).
About a day later, he calls me up saying the can burned a hole through his locker. The heat caused from the chemical reaction is constant for about... 5 minutes, and is about as hot as a lightning bolt.