FAIL.
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Skyla Doragono
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Venetia":1pytxk3g said:
Yeah, the nail is fine now. Unfortunately, the other one is showing signs of the same trouble that I had that led to surgery for the other one. I only got a "yank" on that one, not actually had the root cut. Which means I get to go, "What the hell did you give me!?" again sometime in the future. :P
@Ice
Owowowowow. You seriously made wince so hard my eye started to bleed.
@Atemu
That's really gross. Ugh. I hate most things which involve the feet, toes, or anything related thereof, and any pain involved just worsens the deal. *Shudder*
@Venny
Bwahahaha! I actually have a story kind of like that... It's not really fail, though. I just slipped on the poolside, fell in the water, and got rescued by the chick I had a crush on. Not very fail-ish. Too bad, no CPR. :sad:
Owowowowow. You seriously made wince so hard my eye started to bleed.
@Atemu
That's really gross. Ugh. I hate most things which involve the feet, toes, or anything related thereof, and any pain involved just worsens the deal. *Shudder*
@Venny
Bwahahaha! I actually have a story kind of like that... It's not really fail, though. I just slipped on the poolside, fell in the water, and got rescued by the chick I had a crush on. Not very fail-ish. Too bad, no CPR. :sad:
Okay....This is a story that screwed me up really bad.
This is what my parents told me I cried after this, So brace yourself.
I was about 4 or 5 during the this time. My parent's still lived in Asia and owned a farm. One day, my parents met a women who thought I was cute and wanted to trade me for an Ox. They almost went through with it, that is what screwed me up. So now I have a Emotional scar cause of an Ox.....
This is what my parents told me I cried after this, So brace yourself.
I was about 4 or 5 during the this time. My parent's still lived in Asia and owned a farm. One day, my parents met a women who thought I was cute and wanted to trade me for an Ox. They almost went through with it, that is what screwed me up. So now I have a Emotional scar cause of an Ox.....
Yggdrassil
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Getting kinda off topic guys. This is "FAIL". Not "Why Do You Hate Asia"
Alright, then... it was just a bit too vague for someone as skeptical as myself to believe. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, though. :smile:
Anyway, I'd say for you, cuz it sucked a whole lot of ass... Or, to be exact, "Ox". :tongue: Sorry.
To be fair, we are allowed to talk about the fails. So, yeah.
Anyway, I'd say for you, cuz it sucked a whole lot of ass... Or, to be exact, "Ox". :tongue: Sorry.
Yggdrassil":2xqna9jp said:
To be fair, we are allowed to talk about the fails. So, yeah.
It is also kinda fail too...
Heres a new one: I was part of a play once, 3 little pigs, I was like... 2nd grade?
Anyway, it was infront of all the parents, and this kid said a bit loudly some weird (colourful) comment, everyone heard it, it was about me. I kinda... sorta... broke his nose and rib... Infront of everyone...
But I got in no trouble at all, except for a month grounding
Heres a new one: I was part of a play once, 3 little pigs, I was like... 2nd grade?
Anyway, it was infront of all the parents, and this kid said a bit loudly some weird (colourful) comment, everyone heard it, it was about me. I kinda... sorta... broke his nose and rib... Infront of everyone...
But I got in no trouble at all, except for a month grounding
Yggdrassil
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You broke a kid's nose and rib? In second grade? Wow, you must have been strong.
It had better have been a very colourful comment.
It had better have been a very colourful comment.
Skyla Doragono
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I'm glad I'm not the only one that cried bullshit when I read that. C'mon, Zendry, how gullible do you think we are?
Anyway, something more recent; just happened a week or so ago. Jim and I are hanging out at our friend Josh's house. We're bullshitting, talking martial arts and World of Warcraft and what we're going to do once we get our own apartment. Josh served us coffee, and I went to sit on a bench next to what looks like a booth seat you typically find in a restaurant. Only I didn't know that the bench legs weren't weighted. I sat on one end and down I went. I tried very hard to shift my weight and save myself, but there was no way, so I switched my focus to not spilling my coffee all over the place as I fell over.
I'm laying on the floor cracking up, Josh and his brother are practically rolling on the floor in hysterics, and Jim is freaking out asking me if I was all right. I just held up my coffee and said, "I saved the coffee!"
Anyway, something more recent; just happened a week or so ago. Jim and I are hanging out at our friend Josh's house. We're bullshitting, talking martial arts and World of Warcraft and what we're going to do once we get our own apartment. Josh served us coffee, and I went to sit on a bench next to what looks like a booth seat you typically find in a restaurant. Only I didn't know that the bench legs weren't weighted. I sat on one end and down I went. I tried very hard to shift my weight and save myself, but there was no way, so I switched my focus to not spilling my coffee all over the place as I fell over.
I'm laying on the floor cracking up, Josh and his brother are practically rolling on the floor in hysterics, and Jim is freaking out asking me if I was all right. I just held up my coffee and said, "I saved the coffee!"