FAIL.

[Anski]

Burnt my tounge on ramen this morning because I told myself I was going to let it cool this time and forgot 30 seconds later because I was wrapped up playing Cave Story.

 

[mawk]

Huzzah!

 

[Axerax]

lol I guess it sucks to be short XD

I'm not short

I mean these fokkers postin' here are skinny ass bitches

I'm 6'1, 135lb, male, and I eat more than most of my fatter friends. I have a great metabolism that will catch up to me eventually.

 

[mawk]

Wait 'till you're 30.

BAM!

 

[shiroun]

Wait 'till you're 30.

BAM!

As long as we aren't virgins like some little fucking ray of sunshine we know, then yea it should be fine

 

[mawk]

As long as your finger isn't.

 

[shiroun]

As long as your finger isn't.

Not fair.

Anyway my fail is I like girl songs like I Kissed a Girl.

x_x, and my life is confusing as hell.

 

[iceplosion]

Also you're a sociopath who's never kissed a girl and assumes fingering means sex, that's kind of a fail.

my fail:
Apparently something I ate made me sick, I feel horrible right now  :dead:

 

[shiroun]

Also you're a sociopath who's never kissed a girl and assumes fingering means sex, that's kind of a fail.

my fail:
Apparently something I ate made me sick, I feel horrible right now  :dead:

karma.

 

[Venetia]

less talkins

moar failins

 

[shiroun]

less talkins

moar failins

k.

On behalf of my friend:

The teacher overheard us talking about certain activities involving only ourselves. He had his iphone on vibrate in his pants, and was talking about how he ....yea in the yurnle.

Anyway, he got sent to the principals office. That must have been the most awkward conversation ever.

 

[syphonmax]

Dude you got some twisted friends O_O

My fail is when I called my teacher "mom" dono why I guess shit happens XD
It was a long time ago probably when I was 8 or 9 but still sucked like hell

 

[Boxboy]

Yet another fail... and it still hurts.

A coworker had been chopping up onions and cilantro for some salsa, and had just placed in on the prep table. I, at the same time, was reaching around her to grab a taco wrapper, and my hand brushed up against her chest.

She yelped, dropped the salsa, and tried to slap me. With the knife still in her hand.

In a rather sad and pathetic attempt to turn this into a 'win', I might end up with a scar like Squall.

 

[iceplosion]

Boxboy...that's not a win...in fact you should sue her or something.

My fail is when I called my teacher "mom" dono why I guess shit happens XD
It was a long time ago probably when I was 8 or 9 but still sucked like hell

Happens to everyone, so I guess it counts as fail for me too

 

[syphonmax]

Thank god I'm not alone :lol:

 

[shiroun]

Yet another fail... and it still hurts.

A coworker had been chopping up onions and cilantro for some salsa, and had just placed in on the prep table. I, at the same time, was reaching around her to grab a taco wrapper, and my hand brushed up against her chest.

She yelped, dropped the salsa, and tried to slap me. With the knife still in her hand.

In a rather sad and pathetic attempt to turn this into a 'win', I might end up with a scar like Squall.

That REALLY sucks. You're lucky she didn't gouge your eye out.

Did she apologize for the cut?

 

[mawk]

Wait, since when is looking like a moody sociopathic bishie a win?

Shiroun, I think it's safe to say that you called that one onto yourself.

(Insinuating that I'm a ray of sunshine, the nerve!)

 

[Boxboy]

I said it was sad and pathetic.

And yes, she apologized, but it really dosen't matter. I need to find a job where I won't be sliced into bloody strips... Good thing there's plenty of those.

 

[Grathea]

I said it was sad and pathetic.

And yes, she apologized, but it really dosen't matter. I need to find a job where I won't be sliced into bloody strips... Good thing there's plenty of those.

Yeah, it's funny how that works, isn't it.

 

[syphonmax]

I said it was sad and pathetic.

And yes, she apologized, but it really dosen't matter. I need to find a job where I won't be sliced into bloody strips... Good thing there's plenty of those.

Wow you're in for a surprise, any job can do that. Some jobs could make you commit suicide while others some idiot may run in and blows everyone's heads off and some well you can be blown up, have your head bitten off and so on...

You're not safe anywhere man O_o