FAIL.

[mawk]

Rule of thumb: Most workout regimes work, unless you're not actually working out. Muscles are funny that way: if you use them, they usually get bigger! Fancy that!

Also that wasn't made up, that's actually what the grade 9 kiddies in the front of the bus talk about. My buddies and I, we have a good laugh and pine for the days when we will be allowed to drive to school and avoid the little kids entirely.

shiroun lets fight I will train you to be the greatest martial artist the world has ever seen in time for your pool party

 

[shiroun]

Rule of thumb: Most workout regimes work, unless you're not actually working out. Muscles are funny that way: if you use them, they usually get bigger! Fancy that!

Also that wasn't made up, that's actually what the grade 9 kiddies in the front of the bus talk about. My buddies and I, we have a good laugh and pine for the days when we will be allowed to drive to school and avoid the little kids entirely.

shiroun lets fight I will train you to be the greatest martial artist the world has ever seen in time for your pool party

Why not, I love martial arts. Where at?

 

[mawk]

find the dojo this is your first test

 

[Grathea]

Shiro, if you like martial arts and want to build muscle, I can't recommend capoeira enough. It's like what you'd get if you crossed martial arts, dancing and music. It's pretty physically grueling, but totally worth it. Which reminds me, I haven't found a capoeira teacher here yet. Meh, there's still summer.

 

[Calibre]

LOL Eddie Gordo.

I'll add to the conversation.

Six packs are pretty much natural in young men up until about 18 and then once pubs and  clubbing is a legal option it's over (unless you actually try).  By 20 you will have a beer gut.

Speaking on maturity, it may differ from country and culture but 17 is the first year of college in England and it is the time I think people are the MOST immature in the scale of things.  It's the age you think you've grown up and then you look back 5 years later and think "man I was a clueless dick."  This is what happened with me and pretty much every person I know anyway.  Especially concerning the opposite sex.

 

[moog]

Im turning 20 in 2 months and I still have a 6-pack.

Haha, guess its only a matter of time @.@

 

[iceplosion]

21, turning 22 in July and still in great shape.
Of course I actually work out so...

 

[shiroun]

Well for the last two years I never cared about weight and crap, I literally weighed atleast 150-170 pounds, at 5 foot 3-5 inches. Now I'm 5 foot 9 inches and at 120 pounds.

Once I get a six pack, I'll do my lovely mugshot for the other thread.

 

[moog]

Now I'm 5 foot 9 inches and at 120 pounds.

Good Golly youre a tiny fellow @.@

 

[united washcloth express]

I'm 6'1 and 118 lbs. I'm wiry, so my arms aren't huge and I have a 6-pac. This is probably due to my fast metabolism destroying any noticeable fat that I have, leaving muscle showing. It doesn't seem healthy D:

 

[mawk]

Six foot three, hunned forty-five pounds mebbe?

I gettin' there. :]

Anyway this is FAIL last I checked, not the RMXP.Org Body and Mass Compendium.

This one time I totally challenged this one guy to a sumo match. But I lost.

 

[moog]

Six foot three, hunned forty-five pounds mebbe?

I gettin' there. :]

Anyway this is FAIL last I checked, not the RMXP.Org Body and Mass Compendium.

This one time I totally challenged this one guy to a sumo match. But I lost.

One time I ate a sandwich.

....but I forgot the mustard.

Fuck.

 

[Ellie]

I'm not sure if this counts as a fail or not...

You know the hag? The thing that people get which stops them moving in bed, like they're being held there by a mysterious force, or whatever. Well I got it last night, or something like it. But it was sort of half-dream...

I woke up to find Venetia, kneeling on my chest, holding her hands over my mouth and nose. I couldn't move, it was fucking scary  :scream:

Then she started slapping me with a wet fish and I woke up.


(It's an uber fail, since of all the dreams one could have that involve Venetia, attempted murder is probably the least enjoyable...)

 

[Clizzz]

Lullz, just wait till Vene finds out you called her a hag. :P

Dude, you dreamed about Venetia being on top of you, and the best you could come up with was some sort of lame ass attempt at murder. Dude, You have no imagination, XD. Surely, you could think of something more exotic? Who else wants to join the league of Venetia Dreamers?

.FAIL

 

[Calibre]

Now I'm 5 foot 9 inches and at 120 pounds.

Good Golly youre a tiny fellow @.@

Where the fuck do people live that they think people about 3 inches under six foot are midgets

If you mean weight wise he's still young isn't he so he'll fill out?

 

[Ellie]

Well considering the tallest dude is like... 8' 4''. :/

 

[moog]

Now I'm 5 foot 9 inches and at 120 pounds.

Good Golly youre a tiny fellow @.@

Where the fuck do people live that they think people about 3 inches under six foot are midgets

If you mean weight wise he's still young isn't he so he'll fill out?

Uhhhhh, ok? Just saying when I was around 14 I was 110 lbs, and im only 5'10'' and im 165. I dont eat much or work out, its just natural.

Anyways, more fail talkins..

This morning I walked into calculus and ran into a table and the whole class laughed at me, but when I went to put the table back I tripped and the hilarity continued.

I hate running into things ;_;

 

[Venetia]

Holy mary mother of jesus tapdancing christmas you people are lanky

EAT A CHEESEBURGER

 

[syphonmax]

lol I guess it sucks to be short XD

 

[BlakAdder]

I'm on the junior varsity swim team at my school. One day, both coaches knew that they were going to be gone one afternoon, so they decided to make us swim with varsity during their practice. At 5 in the morning. I knew another guy on the team had been selling these energy drinks called "Redline" recently. I figured I'd need something to wake myself up that early, so I brought some money and bought one. The bottle was tiny, but the other guys said that it was like four Monsters crammed together. I looked at it, and there was actually a warning on the side of the bottle that said "Do not drink more than half at one time". I drank the whole thing, 'cause... I'm a dumbass. Anyway, I felt like Michael Phelps in the water that morning, but by the time I got out, I almost passed out, I was almost too dizzy to stand up, and I was sick to my stomach. And I kept falling asleep in class up until about noon.