iceplosion
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There are websites explaining that?
The internet has gone too far...
The internet has gone too far...
FAIL.
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Skyla Doragono
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shiroun":2azqy79v said:
Dude, you've reached beyond fail. There is no word in the English language to describe just how much of a fail this is.
Mortimer Cool
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Once, when I was in the woods a short drive out of the city on a nature quest, I was attacked by a pack of rabid wolves - yeah, they still exist here, baby - and had to spend two days in an evergreen tree.
It was awful, daddy-o!
It was awful, daddy-o!
mega_man_aXe
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Back in middle school when my mind was everywhere and my thoughts distorted by puberty, I awoke one day late with the bus coming around the bend. So in my frenzied attempt to get ready I threw on the first thing I could grab which happened to be a pair of gray sweatpants.
I caught the bus just in time, but it wasn't until I actually arrived at school and realized there was a big hole in the back. Normally this wouldn't be so bad, but as I was in a hurry that morning I ended up going commando resulting in my left butt cheek to be exposed to the virgin world.
Needless to say I got made fun of, not only for having a hole in my pants, but for wearing sweatpants....
I caught the bus just in time, but it wasn't until I actually arrived at school and realized there was a big hole in the back. Normally this wouldn't be so bad, but as I was in a hurry that morning I ended up going commando resulting in my left butt cheek to be exposed to the virgin world.
Needless to say I got made fun of, not only for having a hole in my pants, but for wearing sweatpants....
That reminds me of my own...
About 6 years ago me and my friends got some invitations to an up market health club + gym for a few days.
The first hour I was there we were all lined up on treadmills and being a competitive bunch we all kept increasing the speed to outdo each other. By the time I was on the highest setting I was doing fine (healthy back then) and listening to some tunes through my cd player. All of a sudden my CD player fell and I reacted by just stopping and bending down to pick it.
I went flying so fast off the back that I landed on an old prude ladies tradmill behind me and carried on going backwards... and she started screaming... not a little... as if she was auditioning for a Will Ferrell film... and the room went silent while she continued to scream.
Then the employee man came over and clipped the safety clips to me and all my friends and gave us a speech about how children shouldn't even be allowed there... the women was still screaming and the only other sounds were sniggering...
So anyway I got off and thought that was enough treadmill and we went over to lift some weights that were attached to an overhead sliding bar... this is the same room the same day... as I dropped my knees to lower the weight my training bottoms tore the whole way up... I grabbed them to stop myself being exposed but hadn't clipped the weight back in only for the bar to smack down onto my head... I basically knocked myself out... again the man came over...
So that was enough training, how about a relaxing sauna.
We all went in one in our swimming shorts and then after 20 minutes or so my friends left and I pretty much dozed off... when I opened my eyes again my friends were no longer there but instead for some reason I was sandwiched between the two fattest, nakedist men I've ever seen who then proceeded to initiate conversation with me.
About 6 years ago me and my friends got some invitations to an up market health club + gym for a few days.
The first hour I was there we were all lined up on treadmills and being a competitive bunch we all kept increasing the speed to outdo each other. By the time I was on the highest setting I was doing fine (healthy back then) and listening to some tunes through my cd player. All of a sudden my CD player fell and I reacted by just stopping and bending down to pick it.
I went flying so fast off the back that I landed on an old prude ladies tradmill behind me and carried on going backwards... and she started screaming... not a little... as if she was auditioning for a Will Ferrell film... and the room went silent while she continued to scream.
Then the employee man came over and clipped the safety clips to me and all my friends and gave us a speech about how children shouldn't even be allowed there... the women was still screaming and the only other sounds were sniggering...
So anyway I got off and thought that was enough treadmill and we went over to lift some weights that were attached to an overhead sliding bar... this is the same room the same day... as I dropped my knees to lower the weight my training bottoms tore the whole way up... I grabbed them to stop myself being exposed but hadn't clipped the weight back in only for the bar to smack down onto my head... I basically knocked myself out... again the man came over...
So that was enough training, how about a relaxing sauna.
We all went in one in our swimming shorts and then after 20 minutes or so my friends left and I pretty much dozed off... when I opened my eyes again my friends were no longer there but instead for some reason I was sandwiched between the two fattest, nakedist men I've ever seen who then proceeded to initiate conversation with me.