FAIL.

[shiroun]

lulz @Miek XD

And wow shiroun you're actually getting somewhere in life :tongue:

Apart from getting caught now imagine that, but instead catching a friend of yours in bed with a guy

MEMORIES!! *shivers* O_O

Or kissing a random girl and finding out a few days later she's your cousin.

 

[syphonmax]

I wish I never posted it >_>

I guess this will haunt me forever on this site >_<

 

[mawk]

So you had actually been laid before all the melodrama started?

Oh, boy. ;>>

for the record "skin-handed" is the worst bit of innuendo I've ever heard :x

 

[shiroun]

I wish I never posted it >_>

I guess this will haunt me forever on this site >_<

Neh, it almost happened to me...

Almost.

I've never kissed a girl on the lips.

So you had actually been laid before all the melodrama started?

Oh, boy. ;>>

for the record "skin-handed" is the worst bit of innuendo I've ever heard :x

Meh, I couldn't come up with a better one.

 

[mawk]

I've never kissed a girl on the lips.

So you just go straight to the humping, eh.

(Hmm... I know there's a contradiction in his testimony somewhere. If only I knew how to point it out!)

(Just believe in yourself, Chimmy. The truth will always come out sooner or later.)

 

[syphonmax]

Shiroun you worry me you've never kissed a girl on the lips but have been laid O_O

 

[shiroun]

Shiroun you worry me you've never kissed a girl on the lips but have been laid O_O

not fully laid. It's an EXTREMELY confusing thing to explain.

But either way, I'm to scared to kiss a girl. To many things can go wrong -_--

 

[mawk]

shiroun needs a little extra help getting to the finish line, it would seem.

so a lot of things can go wrong when you're kissing a girl... but not when you're humping her?

I'd say humping takes a lot more in the way of technique and conviction and emotional connection.

 

[moog]

Shiroun you worry me you've never kissed a girl on the lips but have been laid O_O

not fully laid. It's an EXTREMELY confusing thing to explain.

But either way, I'm to scared to kiss a girl. To many things can go wrong -_--

What the fuck? Either you did it or not, their really isnt a distinction for in between. @.@

 

[united washcloth express]

Maybe she was asleep at first and woke up in the middle? o0

 

[moog]

Maybe she was asleep at first and woke up in the middle? o0

Isnt that......rape.

:x

 

[Luminier]

shiroun it doesn't count as getting laid if it's rape. :|

 

[shiroun]

shiroun needs a little extra help getting to the finish line, it would seem.

so a lot of things can go wrong when you're kissing a girl... but not when you're humping her?

I'd say humping takes a lot more in the way of technique and conviction and emotional connection.

Shiroun you worry me you've never kissed a girl on the lips but have been laid O_O

not fully laid. It's an EXTREMELY confusing thing to explain.

But either way, I'm to scared to kiss a girl. To many things can go wrong -_--

What the fuck? Either you did it or not, their really isnt a distinction for in between. @.@

Maybe she was asleep at first and woke up in the middle? o0

Maybe she was asleep at first and woke up in the middle? o0

Isnt that......rape.

:x

shiroun it doesn't count as getting laid if it's rape. :|

Telephone anyone?

Erm, I didn't exactly go into it with my..yea. I said skin handling for a reason....we didn't have safety.

 

[moog]

thats not sex =(

thats not sex at all.

 

[shiroun]

thats not sex =(

thats not sex at all.

Its finger sex >_>

 

[Sonata]

Man, you fingered some chick and now you're claiming to have had sex with her? Sweet, by that logic I've been laid too.

 

[Grathea]

thats not sex =(

thats not sex at all.

Its finger sex >_>

No, it's mutual masturbation.

 

[mawk]

I think this topic has reached a new low.

Let's talk about FAILs now.

 

[shiroun]

I think this topic has reached a new low.

Let's talk about FAILs now.

I agree.


I GOT A GOOD ONE, thats sorta me and my friend both.


My friend never made out before with his girlfriend, and I gave him a link to a site that explains how to make out.

Next day, he thanked me for it, which kinda weirded me out because it was the day after my x broke up with me.

 

[Luminier]

The next time anyone mentions ANYTHING related to sex, or interacting with the opposite sex, and it is NOT extremely embarrassing, or painful, or shameful, I will HURT YOU WITH PAIN. >:|

shiroun, that is so not a FAIL. It wouldn't even make a good anecdote. Try again. :|

and I gave him a link to a site that explains how to make out.

lol