FAIL.

[shiroun]

I can't go over to often, but i'm hitching over this weekend. I'm kinda worried

I probably won't have a break-up fail for a long time, sooo ha!

Something good happened?

..or an EXTREME fail?

Something good. She actually was just not at home when I called and stuff, she was at school or at a friends house studying (she's not bi or bi-curious, so i'm not worried).

 

[syphonmax]

And how exactly would you know? She might be just acting as if she ain't >_>

Man I can hardly trust any girls these days they could be bi, trans, shemale or they could just sleep with the person you trust most . It's flippin scary dude! O_O

 

[iceplosion]

They could also be your cousin Syphon :grin:

 

[syphonmax]

Dude! That was uncalled for :tongue:

 

[iceplosion]

Sorry, I couldn't resist.  :sad:

 

[Ellie]

Someone came up to me and said "You do it up the bum, innit?" (exact words).

So I said back: "Why do you think your mom's been walking funny?"

Turns out the guy behind him who looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger with long hair, was this dude's mom.

Luckily she didn't speak English, so I legged it while he told her what I said

 

[Venetia]

And how exactly would you know? She might be just acting as if she ain't >_>

Man I can hardly trust any girls these days they could be bi, trans, shemale or they could just sleep with the person you trust most . It's flippin scary dude! O_O

Um, being bi doesn't mean you're more likely to cheat.

Also I'd like to note: Most girls pretend they are for attention.

Ask them to have a tongue party downtown on a girl. See how they react. Because that's the clincher for all sober "bi" chicks.

 

[mawk]

Of course, they might agree and thank you for understanding, and then where does that leave you?

 

[Luminier]

hopefully with a camera, and some new fapfodder :fap:

 

[iceplosion]

Of course, they might agree and thank you for understanding, and then where does that leave you?

Watching two hot chicks have sex?

Two hot chicks who like guys as well as girls...

 

[Justice]

I don't get the appeal of lesbians to men.

At all.

 

[Venetia]

Because men like women, and when there's two women, then ... There are double the women?

Pardon me if I'm going too fast here.

 

[mawk]

Of course, they might agree and thank you for understanding, and then where does that leave you?

Watching two hot chicks have sex?

Two hot chicks who like guys as well as girls...

Not quite the way I meant it, but let's go with that.

 

[bluehazed]

Well, lets put it this way.

$1 buys a chocolate bar. Everybody Loves Chocolate.
$1x2=$2
$2 buys two chocolate bars, and Everybody Loves Chocolate.

 

[Toams]

But if you place chocolate bars into another context..

Though I'm not insinuating anything.
Srsly.

 

[moog]

Well, lets put it this way.

$1 buys a chocolate bar. Everybody Loves Chocolate.
$1x2=$2
$2 buys two chocolate bars, and Everybody Loves Chocolate.

Man this is a bad analogy altogether =\

 

[mawk]

So I can buy women... and everybody loves women. Right?

What about the gay people? They don't. Be more considerate of them and their needs.

Perhaps granola bars instead.

 

[Clizzz]

I believe what Venetia is trying to say is 4-6 holes or better than 2 or 3, depending on how you look at it.

@Chimmy: Hey, leave The granola outta' this. Gay people can find their own delectable snack to mack their own clever metaphoric statements. Damn Granola Haters ...

 

[candle]

Oh, I know my girlfriend was bi, considering she had a girlfriend of her own that broke it off with her halfway through our relationship.  Granted, I never actually met this alleged girlfriend, but, knowing her friends, I wouldn't be surprised if she really did exist.

My FAIL today was the fact that a couple guys at work were joking and decided to bet on whether another guy or I would get laid first.  I was the longest odds, even though the other guy is shorter and fatter.  Then again, he actually has a social life, so....

 

[mawk]

heh heh heh.

you know you have a situation when people are actually placing money against you getting laid.

tape some chimera teeth to your face, ladies can't resist the red killing machine type