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During math class, everyone started singing, so I started singing Milk and Cereal. Turns out that everyone else was singing Candy Man and I didn't realize it >.>
It sounds like nothing, but the awkwardness of realizing that I mixed up two songs completely such as that and missed a chance to sing Candy Man with a bunch of people hurts mentally D:
It sounds like nothing, but the awkwardness of realizing that I mixed up two songs completely such as that and missed a chance to sing Candy Man with a bunch of people hurts mentally D:
I was pretty autistic as a kid, though around puberty I grew out of it rather suddenly. I'd get into all sorts of retarded shit when I was little because I was, well, an asshole. But for some reason I never really got in trouble; I don't think I ever once was sent to the principal's office despite what I did, and this was in a damn Catholic elementary school, with nuns and everything. I must've been one hell of a charismatic kid to be such an asshole and still have the friends I did.
Anyways, I'm ranting a bit much. On to the story.
So, the girls in my class had a little sleepover. A camp-outside kinda sleepover, as it turned out. Anyways, they were talking about it in class, and a rumor was going around that one of them was walking outside naked. They were talking about something going on there, and so I stupidly blurted out, "I was there!" thinking that they were talking about something else that had happened.
I could've recovered from that. I could've said "Oops, I was thinking of something else." But no...being the stubborn asshat I was I went on with it, claiming I was there when I really wasn't. In trying to defend my stupid preadolescent pride I continued to claim I was there, saying outlandish shit such as "I was hiding in a tree and watching the whole time" which just made me sound like a creepy bastard. One of my dude friends asked me how big that naked girl's boobs were and stuff afterwards.
That was a pretty damn awkward time. I find it rather interesting how I used to be such a retard and today I'm far more intelligent than those around me.
Anyways, I'm ranting a bit much. On to the story.
So, the girls in my class had a little sleepover. A camp-outside kinda sleepover, as it turned out. Anyways, they were talking about it in class, and a rumor was going around that one of them was walking outside naked. They were talking about something going on there, and so I stupidly blurted out, "I was there!" thinking that they were talking about something else that had happened.
I could've recovered from that. I could've said "Oops, I was thinking of something else." But no...being the stubborn asshat I was I went on with it, claiming I was there when I really wasn't. In trying to defend my stupid preadolescent pride I continued to claim I was there, saying outlandish shit such as "I was hiding in a tree and watching the whole time" which just made me sound like a creepy bastard. One of my dude friends asked me how big that naked girl's boobs were and stuff afterwards.
That was a pretty damn awkward time. I find it rather interesting how I used to be such a retard and today I'm far more intelligent than those around me.
iceplosion
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I'm 6'4" and 210lbs
I was really skinny when I was kid (even though I worked out a lot) so you should give most of the posters here a little time to fill out.
Also, here's a fail so I'm not off topic:
I had a dentists appointment this morning, I was out late last night and when I got home at 3am it seemed like it would be easier to just stay up and go to sleep after going to the dentist (after all the appointment was at 8:30, it was only 5 hours) So I played GTA 4 to stay awake and at 8 am (after getting a shower and getting dressed) I was about to leave, I sat down for a second and fell asleep...my girlfriend woke me up at 11 when she got up.
It usually takes a while to get an appointment at the dentist I go to but her assistant is a friend of mine so she got me an early appointment...and I missed it.
Dann Woolf
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shiroun":2w081u2w said:
June 11? That's my birthday!
EDIT: Y'know, some of these FAILS make me realize, the human brain is a strange, strange thing.
iceplosion
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It took this to make you realise that?
You must be new to the internet if you're only figuring out people are strange.
You must be new to the internet if you're only figuring out people are strange.
Shiroun just do sit ups for 30 seconds then stop and rest for 15 seconds and then do another pair of sit ups for 30 seconds and then rest and keep repeating it until you can't do anymore, do this every morning and you'll get six packs in probably around 3 weeks I should know because that's what I did =D
When I was younger, I was at my house with 4 friends (my best friend and another random one). My granda would check on us one in every two hors or so. We were really stupid and started playing with perfume and matches so we would make an effect close to "fire-breath". So, the random friends were happly playing Halo 1 (greatest game back then) and me and my best friend were doing cool things with fire. So, I took a little glass, filled it with Vodka and lit it on fire. I asked my best friend to check on the fire while I would check on my other friends. They were still playing. Then, my best friend calls really scared: "Nuno, come quick!" I was playing Halo so I answered: "In a minute!" He ran towards my room and said: "Come on!" When I got to the kitchen, for some strange reason, my table-cloth was burning, over my wooden table (and we were doing that really far away from the table)! My friend was trowing water from the sink to the table, trying to put it out. When the other friends hear the panic, they come to the kitchen and say: "FIRE! Come on, let's split before his grandma shows up!" and so they ran. While me and my best friend were trying to put out the fire, I look at the burning glass I left there. It was all cracked, and cracking even more rapidly. I punched towards the sink and my friend got to put out the fire. When my granda showed up, she realized what happened but didn't say a thing. Then I got grounded and had a lecture about playing with fire (because she told my parents). Sorry if this is a little out of context, I just thought it would be fun to tell xD
You know when you're a kid and you play "games"? Like... the shop game, or the gangster game, etc?
Well, we used to play a "game" where someone was a murderer and had to try and catch the other person and murder them.
Well... you know how you learn new words, as a kid, like... Rape, which obviously was synonymous with murder.
I was friends with this girl, who for some unknown reason sent me a letter which said:
"Hello Danyul do you want to come to my house because we can play the raping game and you can rape me"
My parents weren't too impressed and wouldn't let me go. I never understood why.
Well, we used to play a "game" where someone was a murderer and had to try and catch the other person and murder them.
Well... you know how you learn new words, as a kid, like... Rape, which obviously was synonymous with murder.
I was friends with this girl, who for some unknown reason sent me a letter which said:
"Hello Danyul do you want to come to my house because we can play the raping game and you can rape me"
My parents weren't too impressed and wouldn't let me go. I never understood why.
serrated_colon
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<Farah> Wumpi!!!
<Farah> Wumpi!!!
Dann Woolf
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iceplosion":2fg4rtav said:
I didn't say that people are strange, that I already knew. I'm talking about how the human BRAIN is strange.
Take a look at this, which was posted early on in the topic, you'll see what I mean.
shiroun":2fg4rtav said:
iceplosion
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Probably to forget all the massive fails that happened to him.