FAIL.

[shiroun]

I may be suspended because I did a drawing, a REALLY good drawing at that, and this girl took offense because she 'thought' it was her. Meanwhile it was a dream i had, with the girl I drew. Its kinda fucked up how my school is queer. Mind you, the pic had no porno, or stimulating shit. It was one of the best things i ever did, and my TEACHER FUCKING BENT IT. I TOLD HER NOT TO, AND SHE TOLD ME SHUTUP IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS.

Oh yea, and I had to rewrite this msg because I hit the backspace and it took me off the page.

Edit: Reworded one of the sentences.

 

[mawk]

Uh, so... what the hell did you draw, again?

 

[moog]

http://www.christineconvard.com/wp-cont ... erself.jpg[/img]

 

[syphonmax]

Owned XD

 

[shiroun]

Uh, so... what the hell did you draw, again?

Spoiler: HUGE IMAGE+LINK

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4303/shirounwolftj1.jpg[/img]
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4303/shirounwolftj1.bc3e33d646.jpg[/img]

Or: Link: http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4303 ... olftj1.jpg

 

[moog]

Where did.....she bend it.

More importantly where the fuck is the girl, as that looks like a man.

 

[iceplosion]

It is a man, with long hair.

What you should've said to the girl: "What the ****!? Listen bitch, it's clearly a man, he has long hair and no boobs, just like you but it is quite clearly a man"
I am of course only kidding (although if you had said something like that it would have been more entertaining)

Nice picture tho.

 

[mawk]

That looks like a strange animu man with a strange animu wolf to me. *nod*

 

[Venetia]

o_O You drew that? Damn, I was fairly decent at drawing when I was a kidler, but not anything like that--it's pretty damned impressive!

 

[mawk]

'greed. You should start a thread here, or something.

 

[shiroun]

Where did.....she bend it.

More importantly where the fuck is the girl, as that looks like a man.

This was taken before the bend. The bend in it now is right down the middle.

It is a man, with long hair.

What you should've said to the girl: "What the ****!? Listen bitch, it's clearly a man, he has long hair and no boobs, just like you but it is quite clearly a man"
I am of course only kidding (although if you had said something like that it would have been more entertaining)

Nice picture tho.

It was kinda meant to be a girl, but I guess ur right anyway. and Thank you :D.

That looks like a strange animu man with a strange animu wolf to me. *nod*

Meh, not thanking you, unless you explain if that is good or bad. Thats like the name RRRRRRRhhhhhhhhhh. Its masculine yet gentile at the same time. I SAID NO COOKIES RRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH.

Now then Optimus Prime, go apologize to Megatron for hitting him.


<3 Dane Cook

o_O You drew that? Damn, I was fairly decent at drawing when I was a kidler, but not anything like that--it's pretty damned impressive!

Its one of my better ones, but I have even better ones. I started really drawing about two years ago, I take lessons and I learned more about art. Its not that I'm good, its that I know how to draw things. But thank you for making me happier .


Current FAIL: This girl's parents just called my house asking for my parents. It was kinda funny, her dad's voice is high and nasally. I wasn't really paying attention, but I did hear the word 'cops' somewhere. So uh, if I'm gone for awhile unexpectedly, y'all know why.

~Shiroun~

 

[iceplosion]

It isn't bad, Shiroun, do you have a deviantart account?

Edit: Did you explain to everyone it's a guy? A guy with a pretty standard anime design?
If I were you I'd use the phrase "Narcissistic bitch" if she really thinks it's a picture of her or that you care, because seriously if she gets the cops involved you're screwed, I've seen too many case files where guys were wrongfully accused and punished anyway (then after their punishment the girl confesses she made it up for attention or something) it's an annoying double standard but it's one you should probably be aware of.

 

[WeAreSuperhero]

Current FAIL: This girl's parents just called my house asking for my parents. It was kinda funny, her dad's voice is high and nasally. I wasn't really paying attention, but I did hear the word 'cops' somewhere. So uh, if I'm gone for awhile unexpectedly, y'all know why.

~Shiroun~

Somewhat unnecessary surely?

Er. Current fail: social life.
Win = more time for RMXP, masturbating and acquiring pimples. I truly am a man.

 

[shiroun]

It isn't bad, Shiroun, do you have a deviantart account?

Edit: Did you explain to everyone it's a guy? A guy with a pretty standard anime design?
If I were you I'd use the phrase "Narcissistic bitch" if she really thinks it's a picture of her or that you care, because seriously if she gets the cops involved you're screwed, I've seen too many case files where guys were wrongfully accused and punished anyway (then after their punishment the girl confesses she made it up for attention or something) it's an annoying double standard but it's one you should probably be aware of.

Her parents called again, when I asked who it was they were evasive about it, and asked when they'd be back. IF they call again before my mom gets home, i'mma call the cops. That way I can evade any problems. I believe harassment would be fair to use. Or I can always just say some person is calling, get the cops to trace it.

Current FAIL: This girl's parents just called my house asking for my parents. It was kinda funny, her dad's voice is high and nasally. I wasn't really paying attention, but I did hear the word 'cops' somewhere. So uh, if I'm gone for awhile unexpectedly, y'all know why.

~Shiroun~

Somewhat unnecessary surely?

Er. Current fail: social life.
Win = more time for RMXP, masturbating and acquiring pimples. I truly am a man.

I'm on RMXP a lot as it is. Masturbation isn't my thing, and i'm trying to get rid of pimples...

 

[mawk]

Wow, uh, wow. This girl shown signs of being a crazy bitch in the past?

I don't see what she could have been offended about. "Grr you drew someone who looks sort of like me standing next to a wolf grr I hate wolves!"

Meh, not thanking you, unless you explain if that is good or bad. Thats like the name RRRRRRRhhhhhhhhhh. Its masculine yet gentile at the same time. I SAID NO COOKIES RRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH.

Now then Optimus Prime, go apologize to Megatron for hitting him.


<3 Dane Cook

One: Um, 'kay.

Two: I think it's more fun if I leave you wondering. :]

Actually, I think I'll quit being passive-agressive. I don't understand how either of decided we were feuding ('kay, that's a lie, and I still think you're far too overprotective of your pride if you're gonna let that sort of thing make you genuinely hate me,) but I think we'd both be happy dudes if it ended.

I quite like the style, actually. Sort of a stylized medieval thingy. The level of detail is really excellent and you seem to know your anatomy to a greater extent than a lotta people. The detail on the arm muscles looks a little strange -- the arms are very cut, but there's little shading to suggest that the cuts between the muscles aren't just lines.

If you wan to make that dude look like a girl, you should make the chest and shoulders less broad and widen the hips. Tone down the muscle a little, too -- girls are rarely that buff.

It's not such a problem, though, when I can see it all on my screen at once. I guess seeing it in bits and pieces at a time really doesn't do much for it. The chest, shoulders, and arms, though, are still very masculine.

Anyway, enough gushing praise for you. Start a thread, this is FAIL.

 

[shiroun]

Wow, uh, wow. This girl shown signs of being a crazy bitch in the past?

I don't see what she could have been offended about. "Grr you drew someone who looks sort of like me standing next to a wolf grr I hate wolves!"

Meh, not thanking you, unless you explain if that is good or bad. Thats like the name RRRRRRRhhhhhhhhhh. Its masculine yet gentile at the same time. I SAID NO COOKIES RRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH.

Now then Optimus Prime, go apologize to Megatron for hitting him.


<3 Dane Cook

One: Um, 'kay.

Two: I think it's more fun if I leave you wondering. :]

Actually, I think I'll quit being passive-agressive. I don't understand how either of decided we were feuding ('kay, that's a lie, and I still think you're far too overprotective of your pride if you're gonna let that sort of thing make you genuinely hate me,) but I think we'd both be happy dudes if it ended.

I quite like the style, actually. Sort of a stylized medieval thingy. The level of detail is really excellent and you seem to know your anatomy to a greater extent than a lotta people. The detail on the arm muscles looks a little strange -- the arms are very cut, but there's little shading to suggest that the cuts between the muscles aren't just lines.

If you wan to make that dude look like a girl, you should make the chest and shoulders less broad and widen the hips. Tone down the muscle a little, too -- girls are rarely that buff.

It's not such a problem, though, when I can see it all on my screen at once. I guess seeing it in bits and pieces at a time really doesn't do much for it. The chest, shoulders, and arms, though, are still very masculine.

Anyway, enough gushing praise for you. Start a thread, this is FAIL.

Eh, we aren't fighting (you and I). But I like the anatomy tips, thanks. Actually I made a wedding picture (of a girl, sorta like the picture White Wedding by Kphoenix), that she saw. She's really a bitch about things, and thinks its all about her.

Anyway, I think a Fail is me talking to my friend about masturbation. Which is odd considering I don't.

 

[Calibre]

Anyway, I think a Fail is me talking to my friend about masturbation. Which is odd considering I don't.

Ha.  So much to learn.

 

[syphonmax]

Shiroun has some crazy stories....Dude it's like your daily routine

 

[Venetia]

Talking about masturbating is only a fail until you're like 16. By that time, everyone does it, so what the hell.

 

[Skyla Doragono]

I think Shiroun's main ultimate fail is the fact he seems to think everyone believes his ranting.  I mean, seriously; how would anyone find that picture offensive?  I could understand if you were STARING AT HER INTENTLY while drawing it... somewhat, but I just don't get it otherwise. :\

On topic, a bit of a fail for me from last night.  The windows in my room are extremely horrible, and anything can sneak into the room through them, so I always have to use bug spray every night so I won't be attacked by mutant bugs.  Unfortunately, one said mutant bug (not really mutant, but you get the idea) escaped my massive spraying fit.  It was a pretty big, pure white moth... that decided to land right on my head.

Cue the freak out, massive flailing, screaming, and then me grabbing my sandal and wailing on the fucking thing until it was dead. :x

Dad said it sounded like someone was trying to kill me.  @_@;