FAIL.
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Skyla Doragono
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I know that. But... BIIIIIIG and BUUUUUUZZ and holy fucking shit @_____@;;;;
I think masturbation discussion failure for guys is much younger than 16. I remember when we we're about 12 we'd be like... "hey! guys I had a wank last night... yeah, not really! But by then people were saying it so regularly they were basically telling you anyway. Girls tended to admit to guys by the age of 16/17.
It was the sequel to the "Hey guys I got a forest in my pants" discussion
It was the sequel to the "Hey guys I got a forest in my pants" discussion
Atemu":10brojcz said:
This is sorta along the same lines as you, but my air conditioner hangs outside my window and there is a crack in the side where bugs can get in. Anyways, a BIG ASS beetle managed his way in and was crawling on my arm. Instead of having common sense and trying to shake it off, I grab a ps2 game box thats close by and try to smack it off, but when I do i miss and hit my arm hard (It was the FFXII case :<) and wince in pain. Then to top it all off, i fall off the bed flat on my face :<
bugs are FUCKING dicks
also shirouns fails are like wtf.
STOP FUCKING POSTING i want to reply :<
CherryWolf
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I got the same thingy as Atemu there, I HATE moths! 
Moths are ... Ewww...
I think I Got "Mothobia" >-<..
(Mothobia sounds like a name for a game .. Oh and Mothobia©)
And yesh stop posting, I started to write before Calibre did @.@
Moths are ... Ewww...
I think I Got "Mothobia" >-<..
(Mothobia sounds like a name for a game .. Oh and Mothobia©)
And yesh stop posting, I started to write before Calibre did @.@
I like moths
I started doing the lonesome "do" at 12/13(?), but most girls are all fuckin' catty and shit and they deny it well into teenagerdom. It's usually pretty much assumed by 16, but even then, other chicks will call you "dirty" or w/e to make themselves feel better.
Another teenager response is, "I don't need to! I have a bf/gf!". Which is utter horseshit since half of them barely even saw their bf/gf, and most people have needs that go beyond what their partner can/will quench, especially after a certain amount of time together. Real naive shit.
Anyway teens are all dumb :P (yes including all of youze who are offended by that statement).
My whole week's been one big vat of fail, but all of it's too depressing/shitty to be humorous :/
Although I did see a dude on a motorcycle yesterday, his shirt was flapping in the wind, and showing off like half of his bare ass to all the cars behind him since his pants were riding low, so ... fail on him :P
Calibre":r9md32dc said:
I started doing the lonesome "do" at 12/13(?), but most girls are all fuckin' catty and shit and they deny it well into teenagerdom. It's usually pretty much assumed by 16, but even then, other chicks will call you "dirty" or w/e to make themselves feel better.
Another teenager response is, "I don't need to! I have a bf/gf!". Which is utter horseshit since half of them barely even saw their bf/gf, and most people have needs that go beyond what their partner can/will quench, especially after a certain amount of time together. Real naive shit.
Anyway teens are all dumb :P (yes including all of youze who are offended by that statement).
My whole week's been one big vat of fail, but all of it's too depressing/shitty to be humorous :/
Although I did see a dude on a motorcycle yesterday, his shirt was flapping in the wind, and showing off like half of his bare ass to all the cars behind him since his pants were riding low, so ... fail on him :P
@ Venetia
girls that don't practice the dark arts are bloody annoying (there really are some). They have their first encounter at like 18 and then if it doesn't "happen" for them it's all just the guys fault. How are we supposed to get it right if even they don't know what they wanted. Idiots.
... That sounded like bitterness didn't it?
girls that don't practice the dark arts are bloody annoying (there really are some). They have their first encounter at like 18 and then if it doesn't "happen" for them it's all just the guys fault. How are we supposed to get it right if even they don't know what they wanted. Idiots.
... That sounded like bitterness didn't it?
Skyla Doragono
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Venetia":3obm9h25 said:I like moths
Aren't the bugs where you live, like, the size of a small house...? :x
syphonmax":1hif7iw7 said:
You know that it isn't some one-off ceremonial event, right?
Also if you got your cousin to do it, it wasn't masturbation.
@ Venetia - I quite like squirters! (Would conversations like this have happened at org a year ago)
Oh and I was referring to my friends, I've never failed to satisfy a girl, reason being I only sleep with girls who go to acting school.
'Calibre":vrqb3dx1 said:
Does that mean anything o_O.
Anyway, my fail is not having a perfectly tight chest. Sometimes my chest tits fluctuate a bit, but they were solid during gym, till about a minute before the bell. We were playing skins/shirts, and I was skins. Anyway, I need to figure out how to get a tight chest fasttttt. Anyone?