FAIL.

[iceplosion]

Fake orgys (hard G mind you :-P).

I'll explain this and try to keep it simple, just for you shiroun.
Girls fake orgasms, a lot, it's pretty accepted guys can't tell (and most don't care >_>) A girl may not have an orgasm everytime she has sex (Why do I feel like I'm giving a sex ed. lecture?) so sometimes she fakes it so the guy doesn't feel bad.

Please tell me the acting school thing makes sense now.

I don't have a fail , I just wanted to post (kinda feel left out when I don't have any fails >_>)

edit: Flaming? Seriously I was trying to help (just in a sarcastic kind of way)

Then you could have kept your goddamn language decent. When I help people, I tend to avoid treating them like retarded schoolchildren.

 

[BlakAdder]

Changing the topic...

Aren't the bugs where you live, like, the size of a small house...?  :x

I know how you feel. I'm dealing with huge-ass horseflies. They're everywhere and no matter how many I manage to kill, I always still get bit by one by the end of the day.

 

[bluehazed]

I tried being funny in NFG.

I should probably try to avoid that place.

 

[Sonata]

I tried being funny in NFG.

I should probably try to avoid that place.

lol ya you should

 

[moog]

I tried being funny on the forums.

I should probably try to avoid that place.

fix'd

 

[Venetia]

u ppl r mean

 

[bluehazed]

Ok.
This may not make sense to some people, but when you try to draw with a graphics tablet on a widescreen display, (while in a widescreen resolution) your drawing will look distorted. (because my tablet was meant for a 4:3 aspect ratio) so, what i do when drawing with the tablet, is put a piece of paper on it so i know what it should look like, and so I'm staring at the paper and not the screen, so when its done, its all distorted, and i had to re-do it. :P

 

[Luminier]

That is not a FAIL.

*cue Miek*

 

[bluehazed]

how so? i messed up my drawing, and had to re-do it completely. [emotionalbreakdown]PLEASE DONT CALL MIEK!!!! HE WILL TELL ME TO STOP RUINING THIS THREAD!!! THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH I CAN TAKE!!!!![/emotionalbreakdown]

 

[mawk]

*pours wine*

Sometimes I just feel like a one-trick pony to these people. They'll get rid of me when they're tired of me, and then I'll float on to the next town, I guess.

*drags on cigarette*

 

[Luminier]

what do it you fagget :|

 

[moog]

all of you are SWELL.

i enjoy all of your posts!

 

[bluehazed]

*pours wine*

Sometimes I just feel like a one-trick pony to these people. They'll get rid of me when they're tired of me, and then I'll float on to the next town, I guess.

*drags on cigarette*

Smoking is bad for you. That is fail. And honestly, i get a kick out of you bothering me. I like to live on the edge, baby

EDIT: OH MY GOD I ALMOST POSTED SOME 4CHAN CRAP HERE THAT IS MASSIVE FAIL WORTHY OF CAPS LOCK..... ugh..

 

[moog]

I appreciate all of bluehazed's posts =)

also a frog fell in my soda, i didnt notice, and took a sip of froggy bath water :x

wtf are these amphibious bastards dwelling, anyway.... >=(

 

[Luminier]

bluehazed the next time you post anything I am warning you.

LOL xD what a MEJOR FAIL xD

 

[bluehazed]

I appreciate all of bluehazed's posts =)

also a frog fell in my soda, i didnt notice, and took a sip of froggy bath water :x

wtf are these amphibious bastards dwelling, anyway.... >=(

Dont you hate when that happens?

*hides from luminier*

 

[moog]

I appreciate all of bluehazed's posts =)

also a frog fell in my soda, i didnt notice, and took a sip of froggy bath water :x

wtf are these amphibious bastards dwelling, anyway.... >=(

Dont you hate when that happens?

*hides from luminier*

prepare to be warned

sry lumi =(

 

[Luminier]

ENOUGH SPAMMING!

The next post in here that is not a FAIL will get warned, for serious, because this thread see too much of this bullshit.

 

[bluehazed]

Well, I still have a few, and I'm bored so:
1)Took two tylenol extra strength pills without eating. (this can cause ulcers, and will cause intestinal/stomach pain, so basically, my stomach now hurts like a bitch)
2)Tried to install osx onto an iMac G3. Hello non-functioning open firmware 3.0, goodbye funtioning linux!
3)My mp3 player's screen exploded, and when i tried to return it, i was missing the driver CD (which it doesnt require), so I'm out $124 until I find it. (which will be in six to ten years)

That is sufficient fail. Please kill me now.

 

[Calibre]

Those aren't FAILS, not worth reading anyway.  Seriously most of fails aren't really appropriate for an internet forum, more drunken pub talk so I'll refrain.

A friend told me a kinda funny one though today when he was traveling in Thailand he was getting a sensual massage from some women and as time went on he got "the horn" so to speak.  The women then asked "You want wank?" which he thought he was in luck and said yeah.  She went out the room for a bit supposedly going to get some lube or something until after 15 minutes he realised he was supposed to be the one doing it and she was waiting with a magazine.

That would have really embarrassed me.  And no this really isn't MY fail.  I haven't been traveling yet!