FAIL.

[Dann Woolf]

I told him I was lesbian. He said =( and left.

You magnificent bastard!

That's a compliment, fyi.

 

[moog]

I was doing a hi-kick in the bathroom while holding onto a rail made of plastic. It broke and I fell. Oyea, and the rail hit me in the lover's crib

Ok, I guess I'll have to be the one to bite the bait, eh? Why the hell were you doing a hi-kick in your bathroom?

I saw a shadow behind the bath curtain, and around here the idea is to kill, then ask questions.

What in the fuck.

Shiroun, once again man I have to say, you have the MOST AMAZING fails. =\

 

[Venetia]

I told him I was lesbian. He said =( and left.

you should have said, "ok", changed into nothing, then let him blow another wad. A little demeaning, and you get a million out of the deal. Not too shabby. Hell, you didn't even have to talk!

p.s. post a pic i wanna see if you're hot...
...oh god...
.....justhte tempattion...
I'm
agh
oh
:fap:

 

[Ellie]

Spoiler: =Geeky reply

There's a new rule in RuneScape that you can only trade between 3,000 and 30,000 more than an item is worth (including nothing), depending on your quest points. Thus, instead of 1 million, the most he could have given me is 30,000.

Anyway, pic:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/ ... er/pic.png[/img]

Yeah, I don't see it either.



Can you catch AIDS over the Interwebz? I have AVG...

 

[Skyla Doragono]

I saw a shadow behind the bath curtain, and around here the idea is to kill, then ask questions.

Where the hell do you live?  Afghanistan?  :|

 

[Venetia]

@Wyatt:
ohogod
oh
thats it bayby
walk that way
it;skd haerd to type with on hand but
ooohhhhhhh
lookhg at you bluw hair and that............
tube tope
oh
are those leggings
oh
take ir off baby
ooowwhhhhhh
:fap:


... aw now it's all over my keyboard =(
gimme a minute

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

This chicks afraid of spiders, and keeps trying to get me to kill them yesterday.  So I keep refusing 'cause I like the spiders and theres like a thousand mosquitoes.  So I keep moving them away, and eventually what happens?

I get out the pool, go walk to take a piss, and get bit by my li'l buddies on my foot - which is now swollen with skin pealing away from the odd bite mark.

 

[shiroun]

I saw a shadow behind the bath curtain, and around here the idea is to kill, then ask questions.

Where the hell do you live?  Afghanistan?  :|

New York, where MS 13 is. damn noobs raid houses x)

 

[Venetia]

This chicks afraid of spiders, and keeps trying to get me to kill them yesterday.  So I keep refusing 'cause I like the spiders and theres like a thousand mosquitoes.  So I keep moving them away, and eventually what happens?

I get out the pool, go walk to take a piss, and get bit by my li'l buddies on my foot - which is now swollen with skin pealing away from the odd bite mark.

Spiders are not your friend. They only MAIM and KILL.
They steal your mother if they can.

 

[Luminier]

y want to desapear any spider

really

 

[mawk]

lumi make that next

 

[Luminier]

yesssssssss

 

[syphonmax]

Stop talking about spiders :down:

They scare me....Oh yeah here's a fail: I went skydiving some time ago and first I pushed my friend of the plane because he was too scared to jump out and at that time I pushed him I found myself falling towards him, some guy pushed me out as well. Anyway when it came to the point where I had to take out my parachute I did and well because I didn't want to land in the sea I decided to land on the ground, but ended up landing on the top of a building. I thought it would be easy for them to find me, but then I looked at the buildings around the building I was on, there was friggin' 10 of them. So 2 hours I was on top of a building and finally they found me, did I mention there was some moron who wanted to jump off the building and well he jumped off when the people came up to take me......I would type up the convo I had with the guy, but I just can't be bothered.

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

New York, where MS 13 is. damn noobs raid houses x)

Mara Salvatrucha?

Pfft... HA HA HA HA HA

 

[Skyla Doragono]

lol

Slightly minor fail; more amusing in hind sight than anything:

Me: (on the phone) Yes, I'd like to report a power out at *street* near Mary Anne's Ice Cream Shoppe.
Woman: Can you give me an exact address?
Me: *does so*
Woman: ...ma'am, there's a tor-- *phone goes dead*
Me: *stares at the phone*  Tor... what?  Torn line?  Torn-- *hears a really high pitched whistling/moan typing thing* O_O;  wtf *looks outside*
MASSIVE MOUND OF TWISTING BLACK CLOUDS: Hey, what's up?
Me: O______O;;; *grabs the cats and bolts for the basement*



The good news is the tornado didn't hit any of the houses on this street.  The bad news is it knocked out power for the rest of the night; we didn't get power back until around 1:30 in the morning.

 

[Ellie]

Makes me glad we don't get tornados here, but then I realise, we now do. Hell, someone died when a chimney fell on top of them! Bet you don't get that in America!

 

[Chalupa]

Well, my sister decided she wanted to delete every thing off my iPod, so I decided I wanted to get back at her.  My plan was to make it to where next time she took a shower, she would get shampoo/conditonier in her eyes.  I went into the bathroon, and my mom didn't know I did.  I had cut two tiny slits in each bottle of Shampoo and Condtioner that my sister used.  I decided that I should have probably tested it out first, and I squeezed, and I got a bunch of white conditioner on my face.  My mom walked in, seeing this, and thought I was...  err...

 

[Dann Woolf]

This chicks afraid of spiders, and keeps trying to get me to kill them yesterday.  So I keep refusing 'cause I like the spiders and theres like a thousand mosquitoes.  So I keep moving them away, and eventually what happens?

I get out the pool, go walk to take a piss, and get bit by my li'l buddies on my foot - which is now swollen with skin pealing away from the odd bite mark.

Spiders are not your friend. They only MAIM and KILL.
They steal your mother if they can.

Bzzzzt! Wrong answer.

Spiders catch flies and mosquitos, which everyone hates, in their webs and eat them. So, do you still think they're evil incarnate?

 

[moog]

This chicks afraid of spiders, and keeps trying to get me to kill them yesterday.  So I keep refusing 'cause I like the spiders and theres like a thousand mosquitoes.  So I keep moving them away, and eventually what happens?

I get out the pool, go walk to take a piss, and get bit by my li'l buddies on my foot - which is now swollen with skin pealing away from the odd bite mark.

Spiders are not your friend. They only MAIM and KILL.
They steal your mother if they can.

Bzzzzt! Wrong answer.

Spiders catch flies and mosquitos, which everyone hates, in their webs and eat them. So, do you still think they're evil incarnate?

Yes.

 

[mawk]

Sometimes they try to catch you, though.

Me and spiders have an agreement, so we're not often in conflict. Relations are tense, however, and I fear that they may be arming for war.