FAIL.

[Venetia]

Hahahahhahahhahhahaha "you want wank"

That's awesome XD

 

[Ellie]

I trod on a condom. It stuck to my shoe.

 

[shiroun]

I broke my arm. Enough said

 

[Luminier]

how did you break it? Simply breaking your arm is not a fail. In fact, if you, say, broke your arm whilst defending the honor the the maiden whom your digits did thrust into, that would not be a fail. However, if you broke it because you didn't remember to trim your nails, and she broke it herself in a blind rage, then THAT would be a fail.

 

[shiroun]

how did you break it? Simply breaking your arm is not a fail. In fact, if you, say, broke your arm whilst defending the honor the the maiden whom your digits did thrust into, that would not be a fail. However, if you broke it because you didn't remember to trim your nails, and she broke it herself in a blind rage, then THAT would be a fail.

I was doing a hi-kick in the bathroom while holding onto a rail made of plastic. It broke and I fell. Oyea, and the rail hit me in the lover's crib

 

[bluehazed]

Yeah, plastic rails arent that great for high-kicks. I suggest metal ones. That is fail.

 

[shiroun]

Yeah, plastic rails arent that great for high-kicks. I suggest metal ones. That is fail.

Yea. and I have regents soon! Like 7 days, so can someone get me a link 2 become a lefty?

 

[tensuke]

2)Tried to install osx onto an iMac G3. Hello non-functioning open firmware 3.0, goodbye funtioning linux!

You must have a shitty Mac, because it worked fine(10.4) on mine. G3.

 

[bluehazed]

I was using 10.3 and didnt have os 9.2.2 installed first. os 10.4/10.5 does a full install on PowerPc macs
(10.5 is only for G4s and up thought.) I fixed it up though.

 

[syphonmax]

I was rock climbing and I fell off O_O
My partner saved me, but it didn't stop me from swinging sideways and knocking heads with this girl.....Most akward hospital visit I ever had.

 

[Luminier]

I was doing a hi-kick in the bathroom while holding onto a rail made of plastic. It broke and I fell. Oyea, and the rail hit me in the lover's crib

Ok, I guess I'll have to be the one to bite the bait, eh? Why the hell were you doing a hi-kick in your bathroom?

 

[shiroun]

I was doing a hi-kick in the bathroom while holding onto a rail made of plastic. It broke and I fell. Oyea, and the rail hit me in the lover's crib

Ok, I guess I'll have to be the one to bite the bait, eh? Why the hell were you doing a hi-kick in your bathroom?

I saw a shadow behind the bath curtain, and around here the idea is to kill, then ask questions. Oddly the shadow was projected from outside, so idk wtf happened.

 

[bedi nik bzez emak]

;D

 

[Venetia]

holy shit there are 45 pages of dumbassery here.

honestly i never saw it coming :/

 

[shiroun]

Shiroun, if I were you, I would seek help, you fail way too much.

It gets better, this is an annual thing. This cast should end my bad streak.

holy shit there are 45 pages of dumbassery here.

honestly i never saw it coming :/

I see another 40 in the future

 

[Ellie]

Been playing RuneScape (a fail in itself, I know); and well... I wanted a screenshot, of a girl character wearing a piece of armour, so I knew what mine should look reasonably like for my game. So I made myself a girl and put the armour on...

I print screened it so I could type it up somewhere... all from the same guy.

> You're hot.
> No really, you are.
> I like your hair, it's all blue, and hot.
> You're really hot you know.
> Did I tell you you're hot?
> You're so hot, that I...
> I'm pleasuring myself over looking at you.
> You're soooo hot. I just wanna touch myself.
> Sooooo much.
> I'm touching myself right now.
> I'm rubbing myself.
> Man, I feel soooo good.
> Oh my god, I'm gonna... you're too hot...
> I'm...
> Co...
> M...
> I...
> Ng...
> All over my screen =(
> Will you be my gf?
> I'll do it again, just let me wait a few mins...
> Nope, nothing yet.
> Wear something else it might help.
> Please?
> I'll pay you 3k to strip.
> 4k?
> 1 mill?
> Come on!
> I'm hard again.
> Come on...
> Kiss me then?
> Really, will you be my gf?


What's worrying is the good grammar there. I mean, he used full stops and everything. Not your usual RuneScaper...

 

[Luminier]

...Well? Did you agree to be his girlfriend? Don't keep us in suspense, man!

 

[khmp]

Been playing RuneScape (a fail in itself, I know); and well... I wanted a screenshot, of a girl character wearing a piece of armour, so I knew what mine should look reasonably like for my game. So I made myself a girl and put the armour on...

I print screened it so I could type it up somewhere... all from the same guy.

> You're hot.
> No really, you are.
> I like your hair, it's all blue, and hot.
> You're really hot you know.
> Did I tell you you're hot?
> You're so hot, that I...
> I'm pleasuring myself over looking at you.
> You're soooo hot. I just wanna touch myself.
> Sooooo much.
> I'm touching myself right now.
> I'm rubbing myself.
> Man, I feel soooo good.
> Oh my god, I'm gonna... you're too hot...
> I'm...
> Co...
> M...
> I...
> Ng...
> All over my screen =(
> Will you be my gf?
> I'll do it again, just let me wait a few mins...
> Nope, nothing yet.
> Wear something else it might help.
> Please?
> I'll pay you 3k to strip.
> 4k?
> 1 mill?
> Come on!
> I'm hard again.
> Come on...
> Kiss me then?
> Really, will you be my gf?


What's worrying is the good grammar there. I mean, he used full stops and everything. Not your usual RuneScaper...

Luminier plays Runescape?

 

[Ellie]

I told him I was lesbian. He said =( and left.

 

[Luminier]

Oh, Kevin don't make me end you.