FAIL.
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sixtyandaquarter
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I haven't posted in a few pages 
Umm... I'll bring up an old school one
I was laying in bed with some chick - no it wasn't like that.
And we were listening to some band on the stereo when it felt like her hand went in my pocket. So I turn over and put my hand somewhere on her and get slapped.
A moment later I realize her little evil pet gerbil thing had gotten out of it's cage and apparently liked my flannel pants... the next day in school - mind you this is like 6th or 7th grade - no girls would talk to me. I had become shunned for trying to feel up the popular... how the fuck does that happen?! D:
I should be a hero in that school!!!
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As I was typing that... right after typing "-no girls would talk to me." I sneezed. Wow big deal right? I know... but sadly I just washed and sort of semi polished the floor so my sneeze had some weight behind it and the wheels of my chair moved ever so much... to cause the chair to slip out from right under me and crack my jaw into the desk#
(the "#" is my ever so tired attempt at humor by drawing a bruised jaw... god I need sleep)
Umm... I'll bring up an old school one
I was laying in bed with some chick - no it wasn't like that.
And we were listening to some band on the stereo when it felt like her hand went in my pocket. So I turn over and put my hand somewhere on her and get slapped.
A moment later I realize her little evil pet gerbil thing had gotten out of it's cage and apparently liked my flannel pants... the next day in school - mind you this is like 6th or 7th grade - no girls would talk to me. I had become shunned for trying to feel up the popular... how the fuck does that happen?! D:
I should be a hero in that school!!!
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As I was typing that... right after typing "-no girls would talk to me." I sneezed. Wow big deal right? I know... but sadly I just washed and sort of semi polished the floor so my sneeze had some weight behind it and the wheels of my chair moved ever so much... to cause the chair to slip out from right under me and crack my jaw into the desk
#(the "#" is my ever so tired attempt at humor by drawing a bruised jaw... god I need sleep)
eharper256
Member
I was generally klutzy and ill-coordinated at school (my that was some time ago...I'm better now thanks to karate and kendo training)
But the particular incident of EPIC FAIL was somehow misjudging going through a door frame (WTF!?), bashing my shoulder on it, going spinning round, grabbing my best mate by his school uniform tie as I fell, and basically strangling him in the process, making us both end on top of one another.
The gay rumours about us inevitabily spread around for awhile to add insult to injury. I don't think he ever lived it down...though I can look back on the whole incident and laugh at how stupid it must have looked.
But the particular incident of EPIC FAIL was somehow misjudging going through a door frame (WTF!?), bashing my shoulder on it, going spinning round, grabbing my best mate by his school uniform tie as I fell, and basically strangling him in the process, making us both end on top of one another.
The gay rumours about us inevitabily spread around for awhile to add insult to injury. I don't think he ever lived it down...though I can look back on the whole incident and laugh at how stupid it must have looked.
60.25":37ax6tqw said:As I was typing that... right after typing "-no girls would talk to me." I sneezed. Wow big deal right? I know... but sadly I just washed and sort of semi polished the floor so my sneeze had some weight behind it and the wheels of my chair moved ever so much... to cause the chair to slip out from right under me and crack my jaw into the desk
(the "#" is my ever so tired attempt at humor by drawing a bruised jaw... god I need sleep)
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*kisse's the bump*
you're so accident-prone D:
also, lol @ eharper ... it's amazing how easily gay rumors spread in schools these days XD
My fail today was that
The teacher walked in and asked who wanted to be in the boys choir. My friend started giggling and then said "I'm going to slap you NOW!!" he raised his slightly and I raised my hand just high enough for the teacher to notice, all I tried to do was block an attack and instead end up in the boys choir with a bunch of, well, the most gayest people in the school.........In the end I shouted out "I quit" XD, yep another gay rumor spread about me!
The teacher walked in and asked who wanted to be in the boys choir. My friend started giggling and then said "I'm going to slap you NOW!!" he raised his slightly and I raised my hand just high enough for the teacher to notice, all I tried to do was block an attack and instead end up in the boys choir with a bunch of, well, the most gayest people in the school.........In the end I shouted out "I quit" XD, yep another gay rumor spread about me!
eharper256
Member
Well this was seven, going on eight years ago, amazingly enough. Late 2000 or so.Venetia":377yqq9n said:
So its not how easily such rumours spread these days, but rather, how things haven't changed one bit since then... :D
syphonmax":1pqdp6e4 said:
I'd have just waited for him to start to slap him. That basically gives you rights to stop him and break his arm.
Anyway, my fail:
I just found out that the play i'm a lead in that it was 'postponed (cancelled) for two+ weeks. This sucks because
a.) the girl I like was crying and I could do A THING to make her feel better.
b.) I think it was my fault. I think nothing was broken, but my song wasn't perfect, everything else was. Ontop of that I just had issues acting a bit. I got better, but it wasn't perfect. They could do it in the HS but they aren't.
c.) I CANT FREAKING PLAY LACROSSE FOR ANOTHER TWO OR MORE WEEKS! THAT SUCKS ASS! I LOVE LACROSSE!
The Win part of it though; i'm getting a new shaft this weekend!
eharper256
Member
Heh, actually, you've reminded me of a paticular homophobe in uni who deliberately tried to use reverse psycology on people to scare them (as in, hitting on them in order to invoke revulsion). I always used to respond with 'Darling, not in front of the others!', or 'Yes, last night was quite interesting." and he used to back away in horror. I did so enjoy that reaction.
But doing such things in school is debatable. Might get you into more trouble than its worth when everyones questioning your sexuality. In other areas, like 'You're fat/stupid/ugly!', then yes, agreeing with insulter is often the greatest way of disarming them though, which is something I learned at a young age.
But doing such things in school is debatable. Might get you into more trouble than its worth when everyones questioning your sexuality. In other areas, like 'You're fat/stupid/ugly!', then yes, agreeing with insulter is often the greatest way of disarming them though, which is something I learned at a young age.
iceplosion
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A fail is that you do not have adblock and saw the google ads on this page.