Ven's slacked off... 2 pages of offtopic and not a mention from her hehe.
Kk, Syphon will die a virgin. It's a proven fact. I don't need any evidence, nor reason to believe it. It just is.
I've never before noticed a girl play 'hard to get'. The extent of my relationships is subtly flirting for a half-hour or so after I, in one of my caffeine-induced highs, introduce myself all on my lonesome to her and her friends. After a lot of weird looks and 'Do I know you?'s', then some casual chatting, I obtain a cell phone number or two and text for about a week before arranging a further meeting, which is always horrendously boring as I've misjudged the pretty random girl to have a personality, to find that all she can do is jabber in a high-pitched voice about lame trends, or activities she enjoys with her friends, before she moves on and decides that an afternoon is wasted without the only real sport she enjoys, kissing, which is actually pretty damn boring. I read in lame teeny books about crazy tingles when you kiss someone, but it's more like jaw action, damnit this is boring, jaw action slightly faster, I wonder if McDonalds is open yet, jaw action stop.Yup. That really does happen to me. Or rather, did happen to me, as my total intolerance of other people caused me to abandon getting a new cell phone after losing my old one or attempting to arrange further meetings will random girls (which is fairly uncomfortable without a cell phone, as by the time you date you don't know anything about them beyond their name). I typed all of this without stopping and I don't think I blinked once. I like milkshake. RAWR.
