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shiroun":3l1pjxqm said:
Don't all married men fail then? o0 From what I've noticed, it's easy to get any wife pissed off.
1. You don't need to be married to piss of a woman. You don't really need to do much, really.
2. That's a cliché. The probability that a woman becomes pissed does not increase with marriage, although it does seem to tend to, but it'd be the same for any two people who live together for a long, long time with tension.
2. That's a cliché. The probability that a woman becomes pissed does not increase with marriage, although it does seem to tend to, but it'd be the same for any two people who live together for a long, long time with tension.
I was learning to ride a bike and was at top speed on a slight downhill slope.
I looked behind myself because my brother yelled something incomprehensible.
I rode straight into a mail box. Oh my, still hanging on! I ride into a second mail box.
The first was plastic, the second was metal. Yes, I was bludgeoned by stationary.
I looked behind myself because my brother yelled something incomprehensible.
I rode straight into a mail box. Oh my, still hanging on! I ride into a second mail box.
The first was plastic, the second was metal. Yes, I was bludgeoned by stationary.
The girl that I like (a lot) was upset so I asked her what was wrong, BIG MISTAKE THAT WAS!
She told me that boys are complicated which is true, but then she told me about how the boy that she liked a lot wanted to kiss her, but she backed down coz she was shy and after school he decided to find her grab her and kiss her, but couldn't find her then she sent him a text saying sorry and he didn't reply back......
Like I really wanted to hear that! It crushed me like a bug and to be nice I decided to back her boyfriend up, by saying stuff like he probably hasn't checked his phone yet or he just can't be bothered or he's just a bit angry with you, but I think it's most likely the first one
ARGH!! I hated it >_<
She told me that boys are complicated which is true, but then she told me about how the boy that she liked a lot wanted to kiss her, but she backed down coz she was shy and after school he decided to find her grab her and kiss her, but couldn't find her then she sent him a text saying sorry and he didn't reply back......
Like I really wanted to hear that! It crushed me like a bug and to be nice I decided to back her boyfriend up, by saying stuff like he probably hasn't checked his phone yet or he just can't be bothered or he's just a bit angry with you, but I think it's most likely the first one
ARGH!! I hated it >_<
How old is he (in fact how old are you Syphon, if you don't mind me asking?)? Because not replying to an apology by text, which as we all know is the most insincere form of communication ever, seems pretty pathetic on his part.
That said, most teenage love-triangles are pretty pathetic.
That said, most teenage love-triangles are pretty pathetic.
rexxzecutioner
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75% of statistics are made up on the spot.
I apologise for 25% breaking up the chain of 100% statistics, but I have a 95.276% fail.
I was trying to get a pen to work, but the ink was all dried up or something. Anyway, I tried to throw the pen, and failed, stabbed it straight into my leg. Well, it started working, as it was leaking ink, so I took some paper and tried it. It worked for about half a letter. That was about an hour ago; now I realise the ink on the paper has turned brown and there's a bloody (literally) hole in my leg.
I was trying to get a pen to work, but the ink was all dried up or something. Anyway, I tried to throw the pen, and failed, stabbed it straight into my leg. Well, it started working, as it was leaking ink, so I took some paper and tried it. It worked for about half a letter. That was about an hour ago; now I realise the ink on the paper has turned brown and there's a bloody (literally) hole in my leg.
In the meantime, you should have used the bloody pen to write a demonic contract or two. Good bloody utensils are so hard to come by nowadays -- it congeals far too fast in the traditional quill pen, and if you're using a ballpoint you may as well admit that you like being called a twat by Mephistopheles.
If you do make a pact with some Devil or other, stay true to form by making your first official act the theft of the Pope's lunch. I hear it's quite good.
If you do make a pact with some Devil or other, stay true to form by making your first official act the theft of the Pope's lunch. I hear it's quite good.
eharper256
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You'd be surprised how easy it is to miss something like that.Darkfire":vrjjzbr9 said:
I stubbed my toe on the way to pick up the phone once, and was talking to my grandmother for at least 20 minutes before I released blood was seeping out of the hole in my sock.
Turns out I must have caught the little toe at a funny angle and split the nail with quite a cut. Still, it was the not noticing that was the major fail. I could've probably signed about 3 demonic contracts with the blood I lost that day, LOL.
As a rule of thumb: wounds only hurt if you remember that they should be hurting. One of the hilarious complexities of the human mind.