FAIL.
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Poor, poor chap. Do you truly believe that this was a well written piece, a blast of absurdity from the very depth of Hell's thousand furnaces? This is nothing more than a pigeon fart! Plus, you used "enravel", which isn't a word; rather, edit it to "unravel".
Whatsoever, this thread has, hitherto, taken on a whole new and wonderful direction, with powerful, brilliant young child, there blondes Köpfchen gleaming under the blaring gaze of Armstrong's good ol' Sun, rolling 'round heaven all day.
@Venetia : Topics are an invention of the 20th century. The free topic is upon you, and with it shall dawn a new age of puissant stallions that shall ride sentences like one rides his mount!
Whatsoever, this thread has, hitherto, taken on a whole new and wonderful direction, with powerful, brilliant young child, there blondes Köpfchen gleaming under the blaring gaze of Armstrong's good ol' Sun, rolling 'round heaven all day.
@Venetia : Topics are an invention of the 20th century. The free topic is upon you, and with it shall dawn a new age of puissant stallions that shall ride sentences like one rides his mount!
Ok, here's a fail.
Our school blocks everything. Not the school's fault, it's the LEA. They blocked IGN for being "online games" (i.e. games you can play online). They blocked a KKK website for "education". But anyway, to get around this we use proxies.
There's literally thousands, all with strange names so as to confuse blockers.
My friend lent me one to use...
I'm not saying the web address, but bearing in mind the speakers were on full and the computer I was on had video ability and a large screen, it had something do with these two girls, and this one cup of theirs, and some crazy ass shenanigans (pun intended). Not good when there's a teacher behind you.
Meh, a minifail, but on-topic at least.
Our school blocks everything. Not the school's fault, it's the LEA. They blocked IGN for being "online games" (i.e. games you can play online). They blocked a KKK website for "education". But anyway, to get around this we use proxies.
There's literally thousands, all with strange names so as to confuse blockers.
My friend lent me one to use...
I'm not saying the web address, but bearing in mind the speakers were on full and the computer I was on had video ability and a large screen, it had something do with these two girls, and this one cup of theirs, and some crazy ass shenanigans (pun intended). Not good when there's a teacher behind you.
Meh, a minifail, but on-topic at least.
Wyatt":tx9fovwj said:
Oh jebus o_o;;;
Once my teacher in AP Biology had us all do a test, and right after, he got onto this computer to check his email, and got that spam mail that linked to a site that flashed 10000 gay porn pop-ups that said (out loud), "HEY! I AM WATCHING GAY PORN! LOOKY HERE! GAY PORN LOOKER! I LIKE ME SOME PENIS! YES, YES, I LOVE IT!", etc.
His speakers were on, full blast, in a room full of teenagers XD
It was awesome.
Wyatt":1yncavni said:
TWO GIRLS AND ONE CUP
God that was disgusting *vomits* I think almost every teenager in London has seen that video and I couldn't hang on for the first 20 seconds...
My fail today was hilarious
In English my friend was blaming me for taking his rough book and I kept trying to convince him that I didn't and yes I really didn't do it. So when I finally had enough of his bullshit I stood up pushed my seat back and shouted out
"I don't have your fucking book, search me strip me, touch me whever you fucking want, for as long as you want, but you still won't find it!"
At this point the teacher was looking staring at me the girl that I proposed to was staring at me and so was the whole damn class...Few seconds later they burst out laughing and now they keep reffering to that to annoy me god damn it! Most of the school thinks I'm gay, but that's only the boys, the girls know I ain't =D
One day i was going to home at night,and was rainy...i was carring lot of math stuff from school,and i was distracted when looking for cars...then at the time i stepped i slipped,falled on my butt,and then slided down near the road.the worst part is:i was in front of a bar,and all my math stuff was wet and i lost it.and was for the other day.
sixtyandaquarter
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syphon do you ever stop to wonder why they think your gay XD
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BellGoRiiing
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.....Creepy...lol.Rows":253usgfa said:
etheon":36u4cid0 said:
You cant deny that dude was pretty back in the day before the vitiligo assraped him.. oh yeah the surgery.
O_O":km8cjbdz said:One day i was going to home at night,and was rainy...i was carring lot of math stuff from school,and i was distracted when looking for cars...then at the time i stepped i slipped,falled on my butt,and then slided down near the road.the worst part is:i was in front of a bar,and all my math stuff was wet and i lost it.and was for the other day.
please tell me you are from a country where English is not the primary language because I find it very hard to believe that you can drive if you can't speak proper English.
(If English is not your primary language, please disregard the above sentence)
Regardless, this is an English-speaking forum. Please do us the courtesy of typing at least in the semblance of proper spelling and grammar.
sixtyandaquarter":153agp80 said:
Yeah I do...Sometimes xD
I always slip up on my words like once I was reading my story out load and all of a sudden I started speaking in a German accent O_o (I'm half German)
I have never ever done it before, and it felt weird when I suddenly heard what I was saying and said "What the f.." it's like the German side came out of me, but for some reason I could never do it again >_<
Darkfire":2ia3aiem said:O_O":2ia3aiem said:One day i was going to home at night,and was rainy...i was carring lot of math stuff from school,and i was distracted when looking for cars...then at the time i stepped i slipped,falled on my butt,and then slided down near the road.the worst part is:i was in front of a bar,and all my math stuff was wet and i lost it.and was for the other day.
please tell me you are from a country where English is not the primary language because I find it very hard to believe that you can drive if you can't speak proper English.
(If English is not your primary language, please disregard the above sentence)
Regardless, this is an English-speaking forum. Please do us the courtesy of typing at least in the semblance of proper spelling and grammar.
Lulz congrats you're ignorant enough for me to see you as funny.
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http://sennenmuffin.googlepages.com/emot-doh.gif[/img] Uh. Good one.Darkfire":2adbv16g said:O_O":2adbv16g said:One day i was going to home at night,and was rainy...i was carring lot of math stuff from school,and i was distracted when looking for cars...then at the time i stepped i slipped,falled on my butt,and then slided down near the road.the worst part is:i was in front of a bar,and all my math stuff was wet and i lost it.and was for the other day.
please tell me you are from a country where English is not the primary language because I find it very hard to believe that you can drive if you can't speak proper English.