FAIL.

[O_O]

Sorry for my grammar people.English is not my primary language.Sorry.
Okay,this happened this year...
I Was playing soccer with my friends.I was the goal keeper that time,then my friends got up to the zone(sorry,i don't know a good translator,blame me.),and then friend 1 kicks,i get hit in the crotch,and the ball goes to friend 2,and he kicks the ball,and it hit my face.

EDIT:Remembered other one.I Was eating crackers while i was going to my friend's house,when i look down,eat a cracker,and when i look up again i see Mr.Nice Wall.

 

[Venetia]

Despite the language barrier, O_O, that's pretty funny XD

 

[syphonmax]

I swear to god he has the best name in the forum rofl :lol:

 

[e]

Almost every one of eth's posts has some kinda perverted subliminal brainwarping thing in there.

Subliminal shmubliminal. I would never dare warp someone's brain, unless they begged for it dressed in a little sailor suit whilst gnawing at their left popliteal fossa.

Anyway...what's your primary language O_O? French? Portuguese? Spanish?

 

[Rows]

Subliminal shmubliminal. I would never dare warp someone's brain, unless they begged for it dressed in a little sailor suit whilst gnawing at their left popliteal fossa.

Anyway...what's your primary language O_O? French? Portuguese? Spanish?

You're sick dude tsk tsk.

 

[O_O]

Almost every one of eth's posts has some kinda perverted subliminal brainwarping thing in there.

Subliminal shmubliminal. I would never dare warp someone's brain, unless they begged for it dressed in a little sailor suit whilst gnawing at their left popliteal fossa.

Anyway...what's your primary language O_O? French? Portuguese? Spanish?

Portuguese(Brazilian),i try to correct my English grammar,but i fail everytime.:/

 

[zornsthorne]

well for me I'm kinda the guy all the others poke fun at (strangely the only one to get girls too) so I've had quite a few memorable fails.

One that sticks out was when I was the drummer for an old band called post-script,
I was showing them a groovy knew drum roll I had forced myself to learn, I sat down
and started showing off and drumming faster than i ever had, 30 seconds into it the tip broke off my stick
wooden shards flew into my eye, i fell backward and knocked myself unconscious on the radiator.
I woke up 5 minutes later with no-one in sight, I went out to find them all making pancakes and acting normal.
I knew something up was up but didnt know so i didnt carry on with the situation.
It was not until later i found they had written DYKE on the back of my neck.

This is one for my friend,
My friend Pipp and I were heading to a mad saint patricks party in belfast 2 year back, he was bragging about
how he could drink me under the table and he could stay up all night.
So as you can guess we started a drinking contest (with us both on bushmills whiskey) and I won obviously.
Well he conked out around 2-3 in the morning.
So me, my mate gazza, and my other mate emerson, devised a devious plan to bring his ego down abit.

He woke up the nest day realising he had got gloves and slippers on,
but to his surprise and dismay they were made of latex contraceptives.

hope you enjoy.

 

[mawk]

Wild Bunnies are the bane of all existence amongst us, literary fellows.

You see, our gatherings usually sum up in us lounging around, clothed in tattered remains of 1960 garments, with our fine home-made cigarettes leaving beautiful whirls of whitish blue smoke through the air, playing with the atoms as a cat plays with catnip. You can usually spot who's the best writer by the number of scarves one wears; the more you have on yourself, the better you are. It's quite a simple hierarchy. We're splendid young fellows, always ready to try out new things to further broaden our list of hated and despised things.

Literaryman, Literaryman, does whatever a Literaryman does.

I own one scarf. Does that mean I'm on my way to becoming a skilled writer?

(And also a fedora, but I'm a mobster at heart anyway. : P)

 

[e]

Yes. You're of the lowest cast, but you're getting there. Scarves are the mark of one's artistic sense; they represent your inner child, as well as your outer carrot. Furthermore, should you ever become a snowman, it'll be cheaper. Carrot and scarf furnished. What's better?

 

[mawk]

If exists there anywhere in this vast world such a thing as can surpass the pleasure of being fully furnished with carrot and scarf at the ready, it lies well outside our sphere of knowledge.

Sweet. Now, once I finally figure out the plot for my game, I expect another scarf to sprout from by back and fasten itself around my neck.

 

[Cruelty]

Yes. You're of the lowest cast, but you're getting there. Scarves are the mark of one's artistic sense; they represent your inner child, as well as your outer carrot. Furthermore, should you ever become a snowman, it'll be cheaper. Carrot and scarf furnished. What's better?

what the fuck
you put too much creativity into youre posts and youre making the rest of us look bad

 

[syphonmax]

Meh

He's not making me look bad I AM BAD! xD

You know half the time I don't even know what the fuck he's on about O_o

 

[CherryWolf]

Meh, well, this is a fail from ...2 years ago,

A boy in my class came from behind and Tried to pull my jeans down by "Accidently" falling.
My brain did a quick snap, So I turned around and first kicked him in the nuttysack and then I slapped him so hard that his Nose begun to bleed and shizzle, (had to visit the Doctor 'cause I really fucked his nose up, NOT litteraly, and if Rows is gonna Quote edit this, Me get angry )
Watch out peepz, Kung Fu CherryWolf is out There!

 

[iceplosion]

Cherrywolf must be really hot because it seems everyone is trying to have sex with her (Both girls and guys O_o)

 

[Grathea]

Well, here's my fail.
About two years ago, there was this hot chick in my class. So, on a dare, I tried to pull down her pants by pretending to fall down and grab her pants for support. She kicked me in the balls and sent me to the hospital for a broken nose. There was blood everywhere.
...Yeah.

 

[mawk]

Here's mine, finally...
See, about two years back, I dared this kid in my class to pull down this hot chick's pants. He was pretending to fall down and grab her pants for support, when suddenly she whips around, kicks him in the nuts, and smacks him so hard he starts bleeding and has to go to the hospital. I felt really bad and avoided him for like a month. Plus the cuffs of my jeans were all bloody.

 

[e]

So, picture this; roughly two years ago, I'm pretending to be this hot chick's pair of pants. No one's suspecting me, and I get to feel all kind of nooks and crevices for free. Then, out of nowhere, comes this kid; he pulls me down, literally tugging at my sensitive, artistic skin, and the chick turns around, dizzying me (remember, I'm her pair of pants!), and brings the guy's nuts right into my flaring nostrils. There was blood everywhere, and not just his!

I think he had to leave and go to the hospital with a broken nose too.

 

[JakeyZombie]

I wonder if her husband is extremely feminine...

No actually he's ultra-masculine. Ex-champ weight lifter. I like men masculine and chicks feminine :3

:fap:

Is competitive jump rope manly enough for you? ;D

EDIT: This wasn't meant to be funny, by the way.

 

[shiroun]

Well, here's my fail.
About two years ago, there was this hot chick in my class. So, on a dare, I tried to pull down her pants by pretending to fall down and grab her pants for support. She kicked me in the balls and sent me to the hospital for a broken nose. There was blood everywhere.
...Yeah.

....lol

 

[Red Dawn]

Meh, well, this is a fail from ...2 years ago,

A boy in my class came from behind and Tried to pull my jeans down by "Accidently" falling.
My brain did a quick snap, So I turned around and first kicked him in the nuttysack and then I slapped him so hard that his Nose begun to bleed and shizzle, (had to visit the Doctor 'cause I really fucked his nose up, NOT litteraly, and if Rows is gonna Quote edit this, Me get angry )
Watch out peepz, Kung Fu CherryWolf is out There!

And then you got expelled and then he prosecuted you for assault and you got sentenced to WOMAN JUVIE!!!!