FAIL.

[CherryWolf]

Okey, fail today -.-

My panties Snapped  :blush: because some little beeyatch used a scissor 

Meh, but I were to busy to do something about it, so I just went around.
okey, I used skirt that day, so I had to change to the P.E. jeans, (baggy, and good to wear  :wink: )
But just my luck my jeans had "accidently" ripped behind, so I had to use my skirt , for the last 2 hours I haven't been using Panties, and ...Dam it was good  :grin:, no one noticed though.  :shades:

 

[Venetia]

*finds Cherry's address on the interwebs*

Sorry, Atemu, I have someone else to stalk for a little bit.

 

[TwistedDragon]

Since Cherry wrote a fail, then I'll do the same,

You know a football? its VERY hard after being cold right?, Well, you ever heard of the Game Asshole?

Spoiler: The "Rulez"

You have to make the ball, only bounce once and then you have to kick it, and make it bounce once, and then the game continues, no bounce=lose, lose=Asshole (A ball vastly hard kicked at your ..Asshole)

Well, my bud came up and said, Dude, I dare you to stand up that wall and let me take THIS ball and shoot it you.
I just asked why THAT ball, and he said, I'll tell you after the Dare.

Of course I did it, I kinda Passed out and is still pee'ing blood, but anyways, I voke up that our OLDEST teacher were giving me Mouth'2' mouth!, I woke up and Puked, and then I passed out again!

Next thing I know I were at home, sleeping..

 

[Rows]

Dude, Twist and Cherry has the most fucked up family ever.

 

[e]

Until...The Day After Tomorrow! Bwahaha!

Eh, I was thinking the same anyway. What a weird family. Then again, who knows, maybe Twist is the one wearing panties, and Cherry the one getting footballs up her ass. Not literally, Ven; stop fantasizing. Maybe they're the kind of twins who go about, switching into each other's clothes to annoy people. Ven will be feeling "her" up, only to discover that she's lying in bed with what she dreads most: a penis. A little, flabby looking thing, sprawled upon its balls like a diminutive mother goose upon her much, much larger eggs. It'll be writhing around, seemingly alive, with a bulbous vein screaming out in purplish anguish, and Ven will recoiled, horrified, as the smell of rancid cheetos penetrates her nostrils and infiltrates her every orifices.

Anyway. Yeah. Weird family.

 

[Venetia]

o_O etheon .......

uh

..... o_o;;

:x

 

[e]

Did I go too far this time? Did I? I'm Cthulhu approved; madness is to be spread, and upon Candlemas we shall rejoice amongst the living and the dead, learning new ways to reach bliss.

Also, Ven, that was truly moving. The expressions, the power, the feelings...you were afire with glory, blazing with cunning and puissant emotions!

 

[CherryWolf]

Meh, Weird family indeed, Well, its not my fault that some girl in my class that obviously hate me, cut my panties with a scissor, Nor is it my fault that she made my Jeans ripped.

But, well, I and Twisted's family is not a ONE family, My dad is in love with  His mom...

And of course, We're from Norway, and the "ghetto" side of the Town : /

 

[candle]

Okey, fail today -.-

My panties Snapped  :blush: because some little beeyatch used a scissor 

Meh, but I were to busy to do something about it, so I just went around.
okey, I used skirt that day, so I had to change to the P.E. jeans, (baggy, and good to wear  :wink: )
But just my luck my jeans had "accidently" ripped behind, so I had to use my skirt , for the last 2 hours I haven't been using Panties, and ...Dam it was good  :grin:, no one noticed though.  :shades:

I think we've found a closet naturist.  :wink:

 

[iceplosion]

Dude, Twist and Cherry has the most fucked up family ever.

This.


also am I the only person noticing all of Cherrys fails turn out to be very sexy? (and wtf is wrong with etheon?)

 

[e]

You mean, wtf is wrong with all of you? I'm the only one who's sane on this blasted heath, frantically clawing my way through your safety blankets to allow you to LIVE. LIVE, my friends! Stop hiding being deceitful, so-called "friendliness" and start speaking up! Reveal yourself to the world, and let its light shine upon your glorious breast, for without nipples thou art nothing but a brow! And fuck brows!

And yeah, I did notice all of her fails are circum sex/lesbianism; is it a plot to pick up Venetia? Not that she'd need much encouraging anyhow. I wonder if her husband is extremely feminine...

And I have explained myself before, mortal! I am CTHULHU APPROVED! My posts are fueled by the hopes of plunging your pitiful psyches into madness and feast upon your fears. Except when it rains. Then I sit down with my Hello Kitty plushie and watch Sailor Moon reruns.

 

[khmp]

I think we have a new Sander Cohen on our hands. And for those who would like a taste:

The Wild Bunny by Sander Cohen

I want to take the ears off, but I can't.
I hop, and when I hop, I never get off the ground.
It's my curse, my eternal curse!
I want to take the ears off but I can't!
It's my curse!
It's my fucking curse!
I want to take the ears off!
PLEASE!
TAKE THEM OFF!
PLEASE!

 

[e]

Wild Bunnies are the bane of all existence amongst us, literary fellows.

You see, our gatherings usually sum up in us lounging around, clothed in tattered remains of 1960 garments, with our fine home-made cigarettes leaving beautiful whirls of whitish blue smoke through the air, playing with the atoms as a cat plays with catnip. You can usually spot who's the best writer by the number of scarves one wears; the more you have on yourself, the better you are. It's quite a simple hierarchy. We're splendid young fellows, always ready to try out new things to further broaden our list of hated and despised things.

Literaryman, Literaryman, does whatever a Literaryman does.

 

[Venetia]

I wonder if her husband is extremely feminine...

No actually he's ultra-masculine. Ex-champ weight lifter. I like men masculine and chicks feminine :3

:fap:

 

[e]

Well, from your obvious obsession over las chiquitas, one would be inclined to infer that you're attracted to feminine men, à la Anime.

You two-faced...something!
Lack of inspiration choking me!

 

[Rows]

Until...The Day After Tomorrow! Bwahaha!

Eh, I was thinking the same anyway. What a weird family. Then again, who knows, maybe Twist is the one wearing panties, and Cherry the one getting footballs up her ass. Not literally, Ven; stop fantasizing. Maybe they're the kind of twins who go about, switching into each other's clothes to annoy people. Ven will be feeling "her" up, only to discover that she's lying in bed with what she dreads most: a penis. A little, flabby looking thing, sprawled upon its balls like a diminutive mother goose upon her much, much larger eggs. It'll be writhing around, seemingly alive, with a bulbous vein screaming out in purplish anguish, and Ven will recoiled, horrified, as the smell of rancid cheetos penetrates her nostrils and infiltrates her every orifices.

Anyway. Yeah. Weird family.

You must wear your underwear outside of your pants, because you're my hero. *Swoons*

I wonder if her husband is extremely feminine...

No actually he's ultra-masculine. Ex-champ weight lifter. I like men masculine and chicks feminine :3

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:fap:

*whistles*

 

[khmp]

Wild Bunnies are the bane of all existence amongst us, literary fellows.

You see, our gatherings usually sum up in us lounging around, clothed in tattered remains of 1960 garments, with our fine home-made cigarettes leaving beautiful whirls of whitish blue smoke through the air, playing with the atoms as a cat plays with catnip. You can usually spot who's the best writer by the number of scarves one wears; the more you have on yourself, the better you are. It's quite a simple hierarchy. We're splendid young fellows, always ready to try out new things to further broaden our list of hated and despised things.

Literaryman, Literaryman, does whatever a Literaryman does.

etheon, oh ubiquitous lord, who shares audience with the malcontent and touched ones. Belay your nonsensical soundings lest you incur the wrath of thine most dreaded abomination. Fluffy eared and ruffled nose will be your demise. Even your anachronistic clothing will FAIL before the sheer terror inspiring gaze. Actually writing like this is hard. The task in hand relates to blunderings of typical life.

 

[e]

I don't know. My fingertips more or less ejaculate this kind of writing in spasmodic displays of arthritis. Not that I actually have arthritis. My fingers are simply delusional.

Oh, and for the record, I'm poking fun at "literary" people all the time, partly because I am a Creative Writing major, but mostly because they usually take everything so seriously...all the more easier anyway.

 

[syphonmax]

:crazy: I'm going insane!

WTF my mind is too small to behold all this bold wisdom, my vocabulary is too small and for the contrary start typing english and not gibberish, well that's what it is to me. You may be inferior, you may be older, BUT I HAVE MUSCLES!!

THIS IS MUSCULAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!! xD

 

[Rows]

Almost every one of eth's posts has some kinda perverted subliminal brainwarping thing in there.