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My God... That was epic Semper....Eeeepic!
FAIL.
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sixtyandaquarter
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Trust me it's better down where it's wetter...shiroun":2k3vkohu said:
sixtyandaquarter
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I honestly haven't noticed.
You blabbering insensitive fool! You never notice anything but the swaying of your fair lady's hips as she strolls down the Second Sun alley, clad in the purest and most natural of all garments, holding a large tubular object upon yonder bosom.
What about us? What about the children?
What about us? What about the children?
CherryWolf
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The weird thing must have been to Out-grose Rows !
Thats it!
Lets see, another Fail...
TODAY.
You know my Lesbo friend?, well..After some rumors of her friends, she thought I've begun to Love her.
This started out like okey, I kinda liked the More attention I got. But the "Touching" were to much...
I asked "Whats going on?", and she said with those, "Smexy" eyes, " you like it, don't you?".
I went like ...WHAT'THE?!?!, she told me whats going on and shizzle, and I said, "You should really stop listening to Rumors ".
The same friggin' day, My english Teacher went kaboom crazy on me, Just because I ,may, had shouted "I DON'T LIKE THIS!!" pretty loud, But I still mean, that I said it inside of me, reeeaaal quiet.
Thats CherryWolf news, over and Out..
And yeah, when she did do that "smexy" eyes thingy, it well, It felt weird, just Like ..I liked it,but at the same time I didn't like it :/..
Thats it!
Lets see, another Fail...
TODAY.
You know my Lesbo friend?, well..After some rumors of her friends, she thought I've begun to Love her.
This started out like okey, I kinda liked the More attention I got. But the "Touching" were to much...
I asked "Whats going on?", and she said with those, "Smexy" eyes, " you like it, don't you?".
I went like ...WHAT'THE?!?!, she told me whats going on and shizzle, and I said, "You should really stop listening to Rumors ".
The same friggin' day, My english Teacher went kaboom crazy on me
, Just because I ,may, had shouted "I DON'T LIKE THIS!!" pretty loud, But I still mean, that I said it inside of me, reeeaaal quiet.Thats CherryWolf news, over and Out..
And yeah, when she did do that "smexy" eyes thingy, it well, It felt weird, just Like ..I liked it,but at the same time I didn't like it :/..
Beware, my young lady friend! Lady lady lady da! I like saying such a beautiful, well rounded word.
But back to bewaring, and menacing fist shaking and terrifying, gnarled old oaks! Oakish oaks!
As I was saying, beware! Venetia here likes her a piece of elegant, limericked smut, and should she fall upon such an easy, well endowed pray, be sure to protect your heaving bosom from her fiendish claws!
Or so they say. I, for one, know she's all about them toads.
EDIT: A thousand warts upon the big toe of Old Green Jonesy! She got to you before I do, like a pack of hyenas on a dead man's last wish!
But back to bewaring, and menacing fist shaking and terrifying, gnarled old oaks! Oakish oaks!
As I was saying, beware! Venetia here likes her a piece of elegant, limericked smut, and should she fall upon such an easy, well endowed pray, be sure to protect your heaving bosom from her fiendish claws!
Or so they say. I, for one, know she's all about them toads.
EDIT: A thousand warts upon the big toe of Old Green Jonesy! She got to you before I do, like a pack of hyenas on a dead man's last wish!
CherryWolf
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@Venetia But I like boys!, Meh, But that feeling, I think it were like, 1 time only, Dunno why I felt it though, but really who can resist "Smexy" eyes??
@etheon ....Poetry, Cute, nice and what the hell does it mean?
@zendry she's kinda my Best friend though, can't just Cut her out of my life ya know, and she does get the picture, but still, she even SAID to me that when she looked at me, I looked "pleased"
PS::fap: <--- Is it SO hot?
@etheon ....Poetry, Cute, nice and what the hell does it mean?
@zendry she's kinda my Best friend though, can't just Cut her out of my life ya know, and she does get the picture, but still, she even SAID to me that when she looked at me, I looked "pleased"
PS::fap: <--- Is it SO hot?
CherryWolf
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Its no wrong in writing literature, but Poetry is like, Beautiful, if you don't understand it, Poetry you can hide words with your soundful and powerfull words.
Your life is a mere bird, diving in and eating custard, feeding your child, before dying your last mile..
That could mean "Your life is like a fucking Crow, you smell Custard , you eat your kids and I hope you die watching 8 mile"
Your life is a mere bird, diving in and eating custard, feeding your child, before dying your last mile..
That could mean "Your life is like a fucking Crow, you smell Custard , you eat your kids and I hope you die watching 8 mile"
CherryWolf":21bxvpoc said:@Venetia But I like boys!, Meh, But that feeling, I think it were like, 1 time only, Dunno why I felt it though, but really who can resist "Smexy" eyes??
@etheon ....Poetry, Cute, nice and what the hell does it mean?
@zendry she's kinda my Best friend though, can't just Cut her out of my life ya know, and she does get the picture, but still, she even SAID to me that when she looked at me, I looked "pleased"
PS::fap: <--- Is it SO hot?
Then just tell her how you feel, that her advances are making you feel uncomfortable. Tell her that you think she's pretty and you can appreciate her feelings, but you just don't feel any sexual desire for her. If she's a true friend, she'll get the hint, and won't be offended by what you say, as long as you let her down gently.
Just give in to your desires, set up a video camera, and share with us your newfound pleasures ...
Women > Men. In sexiness, anyway.
Except Sixty. Whoa! Sixty's a GOOD LOOKIN' DUDE!
Women > Men. In sexiness, anyway.
Except Sixty. Whoa! Sixty's a GOOD LOOKIN' DUDE!
CherryWolf
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Meh, which Answer should I go with?, okey lets see, the first one.. I did that already, the first time that shizzle happend.
The second..What..The...HELL?? I just begun to laugh and then I blushed to a Tomato!, and were thinking "Hmm, Venetia=Married..Hits on Sixty, the fuzzy cute and good lookin' dude.."
The second..What..The...HELL?? I just begun to laugh and then I blushed to a Tomato!, and were thinking "Hmm, Venetia=Married..Hits on Sixty, the fuzzy cute and good lookin' dude.."
I say, old bean, this stereotypical pseudo-post-modern-urbanism-feminism response, which goes hand in hand with your love for a well cut, bloody piece of bush meat, is much more entertaining and amusing, even more so than spontaneous combustion which, it appears, as struck the younger cast of this fair society.
Now, if you would please adjust your monocles, pick up your Milton's Paradise Lost manuscripts, translated into Sanskrit through the valiant efforts of the network's most beloved duo whilst waiting for the unbearable loading portion a most saddened Belzebul's video amusement, and set your gaze upon yonder page 4, you will notice the impossible : I'm using automatic writing. Buh bah buh bah dee!
And that smilie is freaking me out. Please make him stop. I can still see him when I close my eyes! I cry commas! ;-;
Now, if you would please adjust your monocles, pick up your Milton's Paradise Lost manuscripts, translated into Sanskrit through the valiant efforts of the network's most beloved duo whilst waiting for the unbearable loading portion a most saddened Belzebul's video amusement, and set your gaze upon yonder page 4, you will notice the impossible : I'm using automatic writing. Buh bah buh bah dee!
And that smilie is freaking me out. Please make him stop. I can still see him when I close my eyes! I cry commas! ;-;
At a glance, one would guess there does not exist a being who can utterly out filibuster Etheon, unless one were to, say, use a word such as filibustering in a phrase so as to make every soul search up on such a word to enravel the true meaning that lies beneath it's slightly strawberry tastefulness.
Do you like... take lessons from Benjamin Disraeli or something?
I think a real big fail, is that this thread has completely lost track of any meaning, since... many, many posts ago. (Except for Cherry's fail, which if I was a girl, I would be happy of, but maybe that's 'cause I'm a guy.)
Do you like... take lessons from Benjamin Disraeli or something?
I think a real big fail, is that this thread has completely lost track of any meaning, since... many, many posts ago. (Except for Cherry's fail, which if I was a girl, I would be happy of, but maybe that's 'cause I'm a guy.)
Filibuster, according to Wikipedia: An attempt is made to infinitely extend debate upon a proposal in order to delay the progress or completely prevent a vote on the proposal taking place.
Meh, close enough.
Meh, close enough.