FAIL.

[CherryWolf]

......Lol?, again?...

Rows you seem like a funny guy, and slight evil..

And how do you she fucked "like" 3 guys ? ! ? ! were you spying ? :p

 

[Rows]

Pictures on the internet.

 

[TwistedDragon]

Then Link' it Rows....

by the way, the PS-3 costs hell here in Norway, + they're kinda "Rich" but that can't just replace everything.
And of course Cherry, Spying is something pervs like (O_o)

 

[Rows]

Nah.. as much of a btard I am, I dont think I'll get lulz from guys beatin it to my ex. . well that many lulz.

 

[Venetia]

Okay, that's enough chit chat >_>

This morning after I exited the bedroom, my cat was so excited to see me, she tried to jump up on the half wall banister next the staircase, stumbled, and then fell backwards down the stairs XD. I was worried, but she was alright. Scared as shit, but alright.

Kitty fail :D

 

[Ellie]

I just had an omnifail. No wait, an epic fail... an Epifail.

I keep overhearing some guy in the common room, ranting on about how he hates me, because I always do better than him, but also because I keep staring at him. Truth is, in our common room, there is a clock. It just so happens, that he always sits underneath the clock, and me being the nerd I am, I keep looking at the clock to see what time it is (as you do). Anyway, that's just part of the fail.

Today, the clock had fell off the wall, so was about a metre away from this guy. I looked at it, and it was upside down, so I was sort of staring at it, tilting my head and such, so I could try and work out what time it was. Well, this guy starts at me:

"What are you staring at, are you a fucking pedo or something!?"

Anyway, I decided I had finally enough, so I shouted across the common room:

"Look, what is your problem, are you so big headed that you think just 'cause I'm looking in your direction you think I'm looking at something as ugly as you? Even if I did roll that way I wouldn't go near you in a lifetime!"

Anyway. It turns out, he wasn't shouting on behalf of him, but for the girl, who was sitting next to the clock, with her legs wide open, rubbing herself. So from where he was sitting (and from where this girl was sitting), it looked like I was staring at her, especially with the whole tilty-head thing. What's more, she thought I was saying that to her.

So, several things came from this:

1. The girl now hates me and avoids me like a plague of locusts.
2. Her friends hate me.
3. Anybody who has heard of her or her friends hates me.
4. The whole school now things I'm gay (since I said "Even if I did roll that way") which shouldn't be a bad thing, but you know how things start in schools.
5. The guy is now talking about how he's going to "stab the shit out of me" the next time he sees me.

 

[Rows]

lol, my good sir that was absolutely hilarious.

Venetia: I love you Rows, you make me tingly :thumb:

 

[Venetia]

Oh man Wyatt that sucks!!!

2 questions:

1.) What is a "common room"? Is that like your main class or something?

2.) The chick was sitting there rubbing herself with her legs wide open?? Who WOULDN'T look?? Also: He called you a pedo? How old was this girl?

 

[Ellie]

I'm in 6th form, which is sort of... the last 2 years of high school (the optional years, 16-18 years of age), so we have a room to go to between lessons and just chill, and seperate ourselves from the rest of the school, as we get as lot of free time.

And 2), true...

 

[TwistedDragon]

I would look, and if he called me a pedo, I should say, "eh what?, I was just looking at the pu- Clock, on the wall. you know its upside down?"

And when he would've look at it, I would say "Excuse me, Nature calls", yay for slipping away.

 

[Rows]

*snicker* I finally got Venetia.

 

[Ellie]

Hmm, that too is a fail, since it now says "Edited by Rows" instead of by Venetia.

 

[Rows]

Point taken, ah well..

 

[Venetia]

lol, my good sir that was absolutely hilarious.

Venetia: I love you Rows, you make me tingly :thumb:

Oh sh--

I won't even edit that. Touché, sir.

 

[syphonmax]

I asked a girl to marry me in a coach O_o

It was a dare......I got down on my knees and done it like a true guy would do it I asked her to marry me she got a bit excited and then the coach haulted, making me go from the middle of the coach all the way to the front just rolling. She laughed and then shouted out "no" and I lay there rubbing my head >_< The driver just stared at me and said to me "boy you have defied the law of gravity boy how in the hell did you fly here with your seatbelt on" O_O

But if that wasn't bad enough now the whole school knows and thinks I'm the type of guy who would take on any dare for fucks sake this dude dared me to give him a blow job :huh: 

To make things worse that girl now won't leave me alone, well she's hot so I don't mind don't really mind ^_^, but what I don't like is the phone calls at 2am which never finishes unless I say "shut up!"

>_< It sucks

 

[shiroun]

Sounds like fun man.

 

[mawk]

Oh ho ho ho ho. So tell me, what's the problem with that? You obviously impressed her with that little stunt (or at least proved yourself witty enough to gain her friendship,) and there's nothing wrong with getting another admirer, unless they're clingy, unattractive, and weird in ways humanity was never meant to be. Then you're authorized to go for the machete.

Now Wyatt's was the reason we made this thread. What's even sadder is that it's barely his fault -- I gotta say though, man, you could have averted the issue by casting a cursory glance about yourself or explaining the deed.

(I'm inclined to agree, why in the name of Kobe was she rubbing herself in a common room, and why would you be at fault for enjoying it? The fact that no one was bothered by the initial circumstances says... unsettling things about your school.)

 

[shiroun]

Venetia, I believe your new fail to be uh... look in Rows signature.

'Ariel underpants? Hell yea I want to be under the sea!'

 

[Sic Semper Tyranosaurus]

Today was a fun day. I was all out of sorts on account of daylight savings time, so I bought a Red Bull on the way to work. Yum, right? Right. I work IT at my college, so nobody is surprised by another energy drink can in the trash bin.

When I get signed in, I'm immediately told by my supervisor Jerry, who is awesome, that I need to take a keyboard to one of the buildings across campus and hook it up for a professor. Okay, fine. Aside from wondering who the Hell can't puzzle out how to hook up a keyboard, I have no objections to a fine walk across our lovely campus on a snowy day. It's better (sometimes) than hanging out in the IT Cave in the library's basement.

Jerry also had somewhere to go, so we made our merry way up the stairs from the basement, me with the keyboard under one arm and the Bull in one hand. The steps were slippery. I wear a hooded sweatshirt everywhere. These details will be important.

So, as soon as we reach the first landing, I take a slip on a slippery step. I go down fast. Jerry, being the IT Ninja that he is, takes the opportunity to grab whatever he can in the attempt to save me from face-splattering agony. He grabs the hood of my sweatshirt. I hit the floor anyway. The keyboard goes flying. The Red Bull that's still secure in my hand hits the floor. Its aluminum walls disrupted and it's bubbles disturbed, it spews forth its rage all over the top of my head, which is currently lying on the floor, facedown. Unbeknownst to me at this time, these few precious moments, the numpad and S, P, N, and R keys have all popped off of the keyboard from the force of impact. All this time, Jerry is holding my hood, effectively strangling me.

After a moment or so, he realizes his folly and lets go. I slump into the radioactive-yellow floor slime that's pooled around my head from the Red Bull mixing with the melted snow and cleaning solution on the floor, catching my breath. Another moment later, I sit up, hair damp with Red Bull, and start calmly putting the keys back in.

That was a lot of fail.

 

[holloway]

Wyatt, you're 6th Form sounds really childish. Thats the kind of shit you do in Year 8 rather than college.