FAIL.

[shiroun]

I have changing issues.

Like emotional/mental.


FAIL.

 

[mawk]

I did it! But five seconds later I just collapsed O_O

From what, exhaustion? How hard were you running? o_O

Shiroun, I have changing issues too. Of course, for me it's just that I sometimes forget to change into fresh jeans every three-four days. :x

 

[shiroun]

Miek. Ew.

 

[candle]

Actually my mom complained to me that I had too many pairs of jeans in the wash so now I only wear two a week.  (They're the only ones that fit properly anyway.)

 

[iceplosion]

I did it! But five seconds later I just collapsed O_O

From what, exhaustion? How hard were you running? o_O

Shiroun, I have changing issues too. Of course, for me it's just that I sometimes forget to change into fresh jeans every three-four days. :x

...how could that even happen, why are you wearing the same pairs for so many days in a row?

 

[e]

Eh, it happens to me too. Sometimes I sleep around and never go back home for a couple of days; or I go back in a whirl, for a few seconds to grab NECESSARY things (excluding pants), like food or water, and off I am! So, technically, it is possible.

 

[united washcloth express]

At least he is wearing pants. We can chalk that up as a win.

 

[mawk]

Wear a number of times, then wash.

If horses can't pull them apart, surely they're good for two or three consecutive days unless you spend your day in the mud or don't wear underpants.

 

[shiroun]

Miek if you didn't wear any undergarments, you'd probably cut up your 'self' when you run. Hence the zipper.

 

[mawk]

There's a flap of cloth covering the zipper from both sides to prevent that eventuality. See, the pantsmakers knew what they were doing, designing garments to accommodate the naturally-minded lady or gentleman. : D

Now, if no one has any objections, let's talk less about pants and more about failure. :thumb:

 

[JesseG88]

In school, one of my professors wanted to show us a video in physics class, using a VCR hooked up to an overhead projector.  Wile there was that 30 seconds of blank space on the VHS tape, he walked out of the room to let us watch the video while he worked on grading some tests.  Now, here's where it gets interesting.  Instead of the physics video tape, he left in a tape with BME Pain Olympics on it and forgot about it.  So an auditorium full of 150 students got to see some guy chop his... thing... off.  Luckily, I already knew about the video, so when the text showed up, I averted my eyes and didn't have to see it.  Most of the other students, however, were not so lucky.

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

Apparently I sleep walk to the bathroom to take a piss.
And any guy whose woken up in the morning and really has to go will know that you might wake up in full salute.

Well yesterday there was company and I was asleep earlier.  Well I apparently sleep walked to the bathroom, and standing tall, wearing only a t shirt for everyone to see.
If it wasn't for the fact that I woke up wearing only a T I wouldn't believe them...

I found my pants on my TV for some reason...  So yeah I flashed a bunch of friends in my sleep.

 

[syphonmax]

Sixty I found that hilarious XD XD XD XD

Well here goes mine :down:

We were at a sports leaders meeting and there was only seven sports leaders against 240 primary school kids. =S I tried my best not to look like an idiot and I succeeded until it came to the obstacle course demonstration. There was a tunnel in the course (and a lot more, but I'm focusing on the tunnel) and I had to get through it as fast as I could so I thought the fastest way was to dive through it and that's exactly what I did I came out the other side stood up and I lost balance, but instead of falling over I did a cartwheel and a back flip and that was a life saver the kids loved it, then I carried on running! Here comes the fail; I got to the other and and I had to run back through the tunnel again and back to the other side so I dived, but this time I dived too early meaning I ended up diving face first into the floor.......

It sucked!

 

[shiroun]

I know that a few ppl posted, syph I feel sorry for you but...

In school, one of my professors wanted to show us a video in physics class, using a VCR hooked up to an overhead projector.  Wile there was that 30 seconds of blank space on the VHS tape, he walked out of the room to let us watch the video while he worked on grading some tests.  Now, here's where it gets interesting.  Instead of the physics video tape, he left in a tape with BME Pain Olympics on it and forgot about it.  So an auditorium full of 150 students got to see some guy chop his... thing... off.  Luckily, I already knew about the video, so when the text showed up, I averted my eyes and didn't have to see it.  Most of the other students, however, were not so lucky.

Just... ewwwwww. I always cover my eyes for atleast 50 seconds of video when it starts. To avoid this.

 

[Vampiriclayer]

not really a fail but, i steal anime DVDs from the library  :grin:

God I love my azumanga daioh box set xD

 

[candle]

atleast your library actually has anime.

 

[Skyla Doragono]

This is fail when you consider the fact I know FF4 better than I know my phone number.  Been playing the DS version and...

SkylaDoragono: There's a boss fight after Yang kicks ass, against what's called a "MomBomb".
SkylaDoragono: And the thing exploded into six smaller bombs and totally decimated my party.
SkylaDoragono: "You have to defend when MomBomb starts counting down."

No shit.

I also just got lost on the way to Fabul.  D:  Damn 3-D-ness!

 

[Venetia]

Today my friend and I drove to get Taco Bell for lunch and this douche passes us up on the road, we were already going 50 in a 45mph zone, and this guy just breezes by WHILE flipping us the bird out the window. Well we were peeved until all of a sudden this white Crown Victoria flys past us and suddenly its flashers go on and turns out that douche just got himself a speeding ticket from an unmarked cop XD.

Maybe next time he'll reconsider being a dickturd after he pays his $500 speeding fine?

FAIL on him XD

 

[Dawne]

I LOOOVE Taco Bell!

I go to a school in a city where taco bell doesn't even exist, and the majority of the people
have never tried it. Oh man, the stories I hear from the spoiled brats who have never been outside
their Burlington bubble..

"There's no Taco Bell in Burlington because it doesn't meat our health standards!"
"My dance teacher's a nurse, and she said that Taco bell uses grade F meat, and dog food is
grade D!"

STFU, I want to hit them :pissed:

[/rant]

 

[Venetia]

Man, no Taco Bell? I've never lived in a place where there wasn't atleast two Taco Bells within walking distance of me. And I even work next to two Taco Bells. It's funny, wherever I go, there's the "good" Taco Bell and the "crappy" Taco Bell that people avoid, but they're always like within 2 miles of each other.