FAIL.

[iceplosion]

Scribblette....wow...that may just be worse than anything in this topic (sucks being in your underwear in public huh?) was your hand ok?

 

[Scribblette]

Heh, hidden down the bottom of the last page most folk will miss it, so... gas explosion & pixel art dreams: http://www.rmxp.org/forums/http://dev.r ... 24#p412924

Iceplosion: Surprisingly, yes! I'm not even sure any more which hand it was that I stuck in there, though I suspect the only-faintly-darker-than-skin patch on the back of my right hand might make that one it. Then again noone besides me can see the patch, apparently.

It was really nasty at the time, though. The hand blew up like a bubble, oozed goo everywhere, and then pieces of it began to fall off. Skin, anyway. This is back when people believed that if you had a burn the first thing you should do is stick it in a bucket of ice. So (a) the ice & subzero water effing hurt, (b) the bubble burst and skin flaps were flopping about everywhere, (c) it EFFING hurt whenever I tried to take it out of the bucket because then it'd have to 'heat up' to room temperature, and it'd already suffered enough heating up...

:|

So if you get burnt, don't stick it in ice water. The relief doesn't match the pain to come. Vaguely cool running water is s'posed to help more.

 

[Sparx-1]

Once I did the Hare Hare Yukai dance to annoy my brother, then a little girl saw me and giggled... O.o...

 

[mawk]

Pfff. If you'd done the Open Sesame Tofu dance, she'd have gone out with you right then and there.

 

[united washcloth express]

The Sailor Fuku dance would of caused women to stalk you.

 

[syphonmax]

This is going to make a lot of you laugh

OK! I kissed this girl a few days ago well she was actually my girlfriend, it was a great day until yesterday...

She came through the door with my mum, I didn't know at this point I was sitting in my room listening to music and chatting on msn with the door locked. So a few minutes later my mum called me into the living room saying "I want you to meet someone" so I took my sprite bottle and was drinking it on the way there. That was until I saw her and wondered what the hell is she doing here? The girl was shocked, her mouth was open aswell. Then my mum said the four words no one wants to hear, so I was taking another sip when she said "Say hello to your cousin" The drink sprayed out like no tomorrow and the girl began to laugh as I coughed and said "hello" and ran back to my room.

That was the most shocking moment in my life! We split up now......................But I gotta admit she's a great kisser XD 

 

[iceplosion]

Uh...um...that's ****ed up.  o_o

How did you not know she was your cousin?

 

[syphonmax]

I never met her before in my life O_o

That's how

 

[united washcloth express]

Does your mom know that you kissed her? O_o

And yes, that is indeed a major fail.

 

[syphonmax]

You think I would tell my mum that I snogged one of my cousins, you must be nuts. The only people that know is my friends and that girl and probably her friends, but no matter who knows it still sucks. Your girlfriend turns out to be your cousin WTF! I'm starting to think god hates me XD

 

[iceplosion]

I'm starting to think God has a sense of humour.

 

[Grathea]

I'm starting to think God has a sense of humour.

A very sadistic one.

 

[united washcloth express]

Guess it's a life lesson for all of us. Before you kiss someone of the opposite sex, ask them if you are related, or do a small background check.

 

[syphonmax]

She didn't know either that's why she was so shocked when I walked in the room :dead:

I have to be more careful now, I might end up kissing a "Girl"

 

[Luminier]

Syphonmax... And here I was, thinking that reading your "FAILs" involving girls would never yield any results even remotely close to humor. I guess I was wrong here. Kudos.

Guess it's a life lesson for all of us. Before you kiss someone of the opposite sex, ask them if you are related, or do a small background check.

So this is unnecessary for people of the same sex? One would think that that would add up to an even funnier FAIL. "WHAT?! My dear son Syphony kissed he kissed his cousin?! WHAT?!? His cousin Larry?! *Faint*". Lulz

I have to be more careful now, I might end up kissing a "Girl"

And when that happens, you'll have to post with much greater detail.  :wink:

 

[syphonmax]

I have to be more careful now, I might end up kissing a "Girl"

And when that happens, you'll have to post with much greater detail.  :wink:

I'm not really sure if I'll even mention it until 3 years have passed XD

 

[Scribblette]

lol. just hop over to the middle east or the mediterranean. you and your cousin would be legit there. XD

 

[ljackstar]

I'm only 12 so i haven't had kissed a girl but i have been embaresed a couple times. First time was in grade 2 in winter when i was going to put on chapstick my mom gave since my lips were chaps. After i put it on everyine started laghing at me and when i looked on the package it said "Lip Gloss" I almost died.
The other time was when some girls in my class this year took coconut powder and said to me itwas Girl Horones with Pot.
I of course didn't belive them so i took some since i like coconut...
and then a coughed since it got stuck in my throat but they thought i had belived them now so then they told everyone in the school that i thought it was girl hormones.
Then when i faked to tell on them to get back at thoose god forsaken girls, they got realy mad at me and told everyone that i told on them. Then the girl I had a crush on got really mad at me and she hasen't talked to me since.
Man, I was this close (__) to getting a nice girl...
Damn the coconut...

 

[united washcloth express]

You were in second grade. What were you going to do with a girl anyways? o0

 

[mawk]

Ah, to be young again...