FAIL.
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Today I was late to go to class so I sprinted my way from my home to the tram interchange which is about a few Ks. I then felt so sick, went inside the tram, found out it was packed and then feinted literally after fighting my way into the corner. I was so embarrassed. Bloody blackout..
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Luminier":yqcetlmo said:
I think the fact that he posted it was a fail.
A semi-fail: I'm forgetting things in my old age. Like I totally forgot to go to sleep last night. Whoops. :x
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I managed some how. -_-;
syphonmax":34otcph8 said:Clizzz is just backing up Venetia because he's got a "crush" on her O_o strange though....I don't think he's ever met or seen her before :lol:
Anyway, today I was in a debate room and it was about "Was the war in Iraq justified?" and well I had a really good argument in my mind (I was on the for side >_< bloody people put me in it) that might actually help the "for" side win, but as soon as I stood up I forgot what I wanted to say so I stood there for six seconds.....Then I was asked to say what I wanted and I accidently blurted out "SHOOTING TERRORISTS IS DAMN WELL FUN!!" >_< I realised what I said when everyone finished laughing
I almost got thrown out of the room for that, but twenty minutes later I remembere what I wanted to say so I stood up and said it except it didn't come out quite right O_o that got me even closer to being kicked out. Now for being the idiot I am I went for a third attempt and was sure to get it right this time, so I stood up and said it. Their reaction was a big "wow" and some gasped, so I felt proud of myself, but then I realised what I said O_O..............I was outside for 2 hours >_< and when they came out the "against" side won.
It sucked so much! Let's say what I said in the room was a bit STUPID!!...... :down: (Hint: Homosexuals and Southpark mixed with Satan and.....The movie rofl)
OK if you read the fail above then you'll understand the next fail >_<
Anyway I got called in another Iraq invasion debate and this time I prepared a speech, but being the clumsy shit I am I had a CPR speech on sex education in my bag aswell (yes this isn't going to end well). Anyway I decided to write my initials on one of the speeches so I wouldn't get them mixed up. Anyway I walk into the room and that man that sent me out last time stared at me xD. So he decided to let me start of the debate and this time I was put on the "against" team for reasons that are in the quote above. Anyway I take my speech out of my bag and began reading. A while later there was some shocked faces and some people even murmered I never knew that could happen. I thought my speech was doing really well so I carried on reading and when I got to the end I looked at the footer and it read:
CPR Sex Education Speech
O_o I said "bollocks" and the man shouted out at me
"GET OUT MR.WERNER! YOU NEVER TAKE THESE SERIOUSLY YOUR BEHAVIOUR IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!"
I left the room quickly before he could say anything else later that day I read out my Iraq speech to my CPR lesson GOD DAMN IT! >_<
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Luminier":1mukd5fz said:
little almost-man slut...that is just the best insult I have ever heard.
WHOA, Syphon, I'm obviously missing where I come in here. Care to expound on your point? I haven't hit on Vene that many times ...
Lies! Lies! LIES! I'm filing a lawsuit for unlawful witholding of photographic evidence of your physical person ... Look out for my lawyer ...
Ok, here's a FAIL for de' textbooks.
Last Valentines Day, I walked in on my Mom and Dad ... I'm still trying to get eye replacements ...
syphonmax":3sbdkimr said:
It's okay, I'm easy to love.
Until the morning comes where you wake up chained in my root cellar, just like all the other unfortunates ...
>_> ahem
Oh and yeah when I was growing up I walked in on my mom and her various husbands/boyfriends innumerable times. She liked to do things outside her bedroom, frequently.
The worst was when I had some friends over and we all walked into the kitchen to find ... Right where we'd made pancakes just 2 hours earlier ...
>.< still can't repress that'n.
To find...that she was making diner! Right where you'd made pancakes, just two hours earlier, of course.
I had one (epic) FAIL moment a couple of years ago. See, I was preaching this whole "love thy neighbor" policy, and some weird guys with beards just crucified me. What's up with that?
I had one (epic) FAIL moment a couple of years ago. See, I was preaching this whole "love thy neighbor" policy, and some weird guys with beards just crucified me. What's up with that?
Master game make is gay? oO
Not really that failish, but it hurt so...
I was biking along the road and my front wheel fell off! The nuts must have been loose or something. I flew over he bars and landed on my thumb, breaking it near the base. Now I have to wear a cast for 4 weeks, that goes from my knuckles, covers my thumb, and goes halfway up my arm. I can't do wood or metal at school, nor can i type faster than 30wpm. Or write on the lines - or rather, in the lines. And I only get 1 day off school! (Today)
Not really that failish, but it hurt so...
I was biking along the road and my front wheel fell off! The nuts must have been loose or something. I flew over he bars and landed on my thumb, breaking it near the base. Now I have to wear a cast for 4 weeks, that goes from my knuckles, covers my thumb, and goes halfway up my arm. I can't do wood or metal at school, nor can i type faster than 30wpm. Or write on the lines - or rather, in the lines. And I only get 1 day off school! (Today)
Ok, wait, lemme get this straight. Is your love easy or are you easy to love? (This is a trick question because if you love is easy ... well you're cheap, and if you easy to love, it means you've got problems keeping men off you ... xD) Please clarify, I'm confused, Lulz. (Dammit, Women are so complicated)
Offtopic: As off this past weekend, my love life is no longer a FAIL ...
Eh. All I know is that I feel sorry for you syphon =/ that sucks in a debate class messing up twice XD. Why do you mess up that easily anyway? o.O Wouldn't you notice that your reading the wrong thing? Or do you just block out your voice and just keep reading like I do =D. And Epheon, I know how you feel v.v I really do...
But yeah I'm in a sharing mood once again, so heres one that classifies as a really sad fail on my part. This happened last year.
My sister had been kind enough to actually buy me an ipod =D I was in love with it and I was happy. Months later during school I was having a horrible day, I had failed three tests in a row, got into an argument with a friend, and had broken up with my girlfriend. So yeah I was giving everyone a death glare that made them back off and just go like "...Oh shit he's pissed, run!" Well they didn't actually run away which would've made it more hilarious but anyway they just backed away and left me alone. It was time for lunch and I had just walked out of class and going to where I usually hang out with the rest of my group of friends. At this moment I can't actually remember what was the last straw that made me snap but yeah anyway, Something finally got to me, made me snap and I slammed my book bag into the cement floor twice, and then I threw my book bag into a tree.
At this point I really didn't have any idea what the hell I did, I just remember calming down and seeing my friends slowly back away from me until they knew I had calmed down and they walked over to calm me down some more. My book bag was lying under the tree, and I was just staring at it and trying to remember if I had anything important in it, then it hit me. I immediately checked my pockets to see if I had my ipod in them, the ipod wasn't there my heart sank and I just felt like shit, cause at that moment I remembered I had quickly put my ipod in my bookbag cause a security guard was passing by and he was gonna take it away if he saw it.
I walk over to my book bag and open the front pocket to find my ipod there, it was fine since I was only looking at the back so I was happy, then I turn it over and see that the inside of the screen was broken. It looked like it had blown up. I just sat down and stayed quiet, I didn't move or do anything. I just sat there like, damn v.v I just fucked up one of the good things in my life. Yup it was a horrible failure of a day, my sister was disappointed in me for what I had done.
In the end though I saved up some money after a couple months of that incident and my sister gave me some as well and I bought myself another one though. I've taken care of it ever since =D. But I still remember that day and can't believe how stupid I was to let myself snap like that. Oh yeah I remember what had made me snap. I found out that my ex had started going out with some dude I really really disliked, yup that made me snap.
But yeah I'm in a sharing mood once again, so heres one that classifies as a really sad fail on my part. This happened last year.
My sister had been kind enough to actually buy me an ipod =D I was in love with it and I was happy. Months later during school I was having a horrible day, I had failed three tests in a row, got into an argument with a friend, and had broken up with my girlfriend. So yeah I was giving everyone a death glare that made them back off and just go like "...Oh shit he's pissed, run!" Well they didn't actually run away which would've made it more hilarious but anyway they just backed away and left me alone. It was time for lunch and I had just walked out of class and going to where I usually hang out with the rest of my group of friends. At this moment I can't actually remember what was the last straw that made me snap but yeah anyway, Something finally got to me, made me snap and I slammed my book bag into the cement floor twice, and then I threw my book bag into a tree.
At this point I really didn't have any idea what the hell I did, I just remember calming down and seeing my friends slowly back away from me until they knew I had calmed down and they walked over to calm me down some more. My book bag was lying under the tree, and I was just staring at it and trying to remember if I had anything important in it, then it hit me. I immediately checked my pockets to see if I had my ipod in them, the ipod wasn't there my heart sank and I just felt like shit, cause at that moment I remembered I had quickly put my ipod in my bookbag cause a security guard was passing by and he was gonna take it away if he saw it.
I walk over to my book bag and open the front pocket to find my ipod there, it was fine since I was only looking at the back so I was happy, then I turn it over and see that the inside of the screen was broken. It looked like it had blown up. I just sat down and stayed quiet, I didn't move or do anything. I just sat there like, damn v.v I just fucked up one of the good things in my life. Yup it was a horrible failure of a day, my sister was disappointed in me for what I had done.
In the end though I saved up some money after a couple months of that incident and my sister gave me some as well and I bought myself another one though. I've taken care of it ever since =D. But I still remember that day and can't believe how stupid I was to let myself snap like that. Oh yeah I remember what had made me snap. I found out that my ex had started going out with some dude I really really disliked, yup that made me snap.