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Trek22

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Alpharoth":3b37dbd6 said:
In real life? I thought my friend was pregnant and I told her that she looks good despite being pregnant. She wasn't pregnant. Worst mistake of my life. Never say that to a woman. Ever.

Yeah, you really should have that clarified before trying a bold statement like that.  Its just a hotbed for drama.


Red Dawn":3b37dbd6 said:
There's a... hacker forum?
There are several. Actually, there are probably heaps.

But they never last long, they usually end up getting targeted and shut down within a few months of going online.  Probably would happen faster if it wasn't for the opportunity to wait and make some arrests beforehand.

My Fail is in keeping the same job with dwindling hours and crap pay because I can't seem to pull myself off my ass to get another one. >.>
 
Trek22":2miraj4f said:
Alpharoth":2miraj4f said:
In real life? I thought my friend was pregnant and I told her that she looks good despite being pregnant. She wasn't pregnant. Worst mistake of my life. Never say that to a woman. Ever.

Yeah, you really should have that clarified before trying a bold statement like that.  Its just a hotbed for drama.

I was young, like 15 years of age.

Another mistake would be calling football soccer in England. They take it very seriously over there.
 

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Seriously people can we stick to the FAILS?  Look back at some of Venetia's if you need examples.  My god can't you stay on topic for at least 3 posts in a row?  It's always the same group of people too.

... my new FAIL:

I tripped right at the top of the stairs and while I was falling my shirt caught the railing and uh...my head kind of went sideways...and smacked against the wall...then as I was like hanging there my dog runs up and licks my face...the bastard...cant he see I'm in pain?! :(  joking i love my dog.  :)
 

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oh mahn guyz i got a new fail...

so this one time i was at schol right?  and there was this girl sitting in front of me that i was RELLLY diggin...and well i couldnt stop looking at her...and i was sittin there wen i blurted out 'omg i love you!' i was sooooooo embarressed but then everyone laffed and i was like omg... then there was this like biiig guy and he was fully like "yo dats my chick eff off" so i was like "yea?? wanna go??? ill beet you down in 2 seconds."  so then like cause i have ninja skillz with karate i totally owned him...but this is like a fail cuz after i beat him he totally came up from behind me and like kickkkkedd my balls from behinds.. o mannnhnn that hert so bad...but the girl was like "i kinda liked it" and now we r like datin...and all my frineds are jelous and u shud be too!!!!11! so yeah im so cool and i have a wonderful social life full of karates, women, and like biiig fights with ppl.  dont u love me?!!11

Sorry.  I felt that was needed. 

To avoid getting warned:

So I had a new FAIL today...me and my dad were just brining in this 100000 lb pantry for the kitchen...and I dropped it...and not only did it like completely OWN my foot...when we opened it the wood was cracked =\.  I felt bad.
 
Elias":wn75injx said:
oh mahn guyz i got a new fail...

so this one time i was at schol right?  and there was this girl sitting in front of me that i was RELLLY diggin...and well i couldnt stop looking at her...and i was sittin there wen i blurted out 'omg i love you!' i was sooooooo embarressed but then everyone laffed and i was like omg... then there was this like biiig guy and he was fully like "yo dats my chick eff off" so i was like "yea?? wanna go??? ill beet you down in 2 seconds."  so then like cause i have ninja skillz with karate i totally owned him...but this is like a fail cuz after i beat him he totally came up from behind me and like kickkkkedd my balls from behinds.. o mannnhnn that hert so bad...but the girl was like "i kinda liked it" and now we r like datin...and all my frineds are jelous and u shud be too!!!!11! so yeah im so cool and i have a wonderful social life full of karates, women, and like biiig fights with ppl.  dont u love me?!!11

Sorry.  I felt that was needed. 

To avoid getting warned:

So I had a new FAIL today...me and my dad were just brining in this 100000 lb pantry for the kitchen...and I dropped it...and not only did it like completely OWN my foot...when we opened it the wood was cracked =\.  I felt bad.

The top one isn't really a fail.... at least not to you.  My fail came in the form that my big brother who has a job has the most unusual pay day calendar and that he usually borrows money off me.  I always say yes  :down:
 
harbino, you are one clueless, clueless little man. *Sigh* Elias was clearly mocking all of idiots that posted "FAILs" that sounded like that. Duh. Also, yous is not a FAIL either. I hardly see the deep embarrassment, or the searing pain. I am not amused.  :down:

Lumface your biggest fail is not having a camera :(

get one nao! >:eek:

I have one, but I cannot find it!  :cry:
 
Elias":24y392ci said:
oh mahn guyz i got a new fail...

so this one time i was at schol right?  and there was this girl sitting in front of me that i was RELLLY diggin...and well i couldnt stop looking at her...and i was sittin there wen i blurted out 'omg i love you!' i was sooooooo embarressed but then everyone laffed and i was like omg... then there was this like biiig guy and he was fully like "yo dats my chick eff off" so i was like "yea?? wanna go??? ill beet you down in 2 seconds."  so then like cause i have ninja skillz with karate i totally owned him...but this is like a fail cuz after i beat him he totally came up from behind me and like kickkkkedd my balls from behinds.. o mannnhnn that hert so bad...but the girl was like "i kinda liked it" and now we r like datin...and all my frineds are jelous and u shud be too!!!!11! so yeah im so cool and i have a wonderful social life full of karates, women, and like biiig fights with ppl.  dont u love me?!!11

What an asshole that guy was and wow you got the girl :lol: (yeah yeah I know it's to take the piss outta me)

And lol harbino you're a slow one aren't you :tongue:
 

Trek22

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syphonmax":2yx6lb2k said:
Your fail is triple posting and getting a warnin

Yea, no clue why I did that other than it was before I went to sleep.  So that is a valid fail, but theres no need to play cop as there seems to be plenty of those here already.
 
OK here's one I had yesterday night I was at a party and everyone was getting drunk, well apart from me coz I didn't drink and never will, anyway while all that crap was going on some guy came to me and asked me are you drunk or sober I said sober. He said you're very responsible young man and I replied thanks, made me feel happy and a few minutes later I had to go to the toilet upstairs so I went halfway up the steps then that same guy jumped out and took a picture with the flash on. I got startled and I couldn't see properly (I dono close flashes affects my eyes for some reason) so I took a step backwards and fell down the stairs and when I hit the bottom I stood up and felt dizzy and as I was walking I kept falling over and crap and after a few more seconds I collapsed onto the sofa.

The dude came up to me again and said "You lied to me man, not cool, you are the most unresponsible young man I have ever met" O_o :mad: WTF!!

Everyone thinks I'm a heavy drinker now >_<
 
syphonmax":19ea3j2r said:
OK here's one I had ye-snip-

'Here's an idea: When you tell these little stories, have a point! It makes it SO much more interesting for the reader!'

And to Mittens2317, it's called a honey pot and the only reason you wound up gettin pwned by script kiddies is either because you chose some dumbfuck password like "dog" or you went around mouthing it off to people.  And just so ya know, there aren't any "hackers" on myg0t...script kiddies, yeah...wannabes, yeah...tweenage muppet fucks, yeah...hackers, not so much.  It requires ZERO knowledge or comprehension to run a brute force cracker script that SOMEONE ELSE coded.

In other failing news at work I was pulling this gigantor pallet with a pallet jack and said pallets are so freakin heavy that they can't exactly stop on a dime, however every other dumbfuck customer somehow believes that they can.  So this one dumbfuck Mexican couple who was letting their idiot child run around like an unrestrained uber retarded howler monkey suddenly ran out right in front of the pallet jack, so to make the pallet stop I had to stick my foot in front of it and let it run over my foot rather than letting it run over the little kid, otherwise the senseless tot would have been knocked down and likely crushed.  So now I have a sprained foot/ankle and possibly some broken bones (gotta go in for x-rays).  So that was my uber fail.  In hindsight part of me REALLY wishes that I would have just let the pallet crush the kid, it would have been a good learning experience for the dumbfuck parents so that the next time they spawn a selfish, fucked up little brat to replace themselves they'll comprehend that a grocery store is NOT a gawd damn fuckin playground.  And if they don't learn, well, any other pukes they shit out will at least be Darwin Award contenders when they grow up.
 

Trek22

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Onideus_Mad_Hatter":n68raq27 said:
In other failing news at work I was pulling this gigantor pallet with a pallet jack and said pallets are so freakin heavy that they can't exactly stop on a dime, however every other dumbfuck customer somehow believes that they can.  So this one dumbfuck Mexican couple who was letting their idiot child run around like an unrestrained uber retarded howler monkey suddenly ran out right in front of the pallet jack, so to make the pallet stop I had to stick my foot in front of it and let it run over my foot rather than letting it run over the little kid, otherwise the senseless tot would have been knocked down and likely crushed.  So now I have a sprained foot/ankle and possibly some broken bones (gotta go in for x-rays).  So that was my uber fail.  In hindsight part of me REALLY wishes that I would have just let the pallet crush the kid, it would have been a good learning experience for the dumbfuck parents so that the next time they spawn a selfish, fucked up little brat to replace themselves they'll comprehend that a grocery store is NOT a gawd damn fuckin playground.  And if they don't learn, well, any other pukes they shit out will at least be Darwin Award contenders when they grow up.

Yeah I also work around pallet jacks and got in the habit of flipping the handle so the wheels skid sideways and then kicking the side with my foot to attempt a quick stop, sometimes even then it will just crush right through you but I've had them run over my foot a couple times and the experience just never gets better.  Good luck with your foot, I've never had anything that bad other than a crappy night walking around.
 
Trek ur an idiot lol.


My fail: This was locked in my brain, went for hypnosis and it came out.

Apparently I was tied to a tree when i was 6 or so, by some other kids after I said I had a pet dinosaur, idk why. They kicked me in the groin, and I tried to get out but couldn't. i wondered where I had those thick heavy white scars on my arms from.
 

Trek22

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shiroun":2h6lxo9d said:
Trek ur an idiot lol.

And your obviously a minor so I guess that makes us even lol.  If your going to throw out blind insults at least try to make an argument out of it if you possess the mental capacity to do so.
 
Well, tonight, I was bored. So I decided to try to make chikin! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Well, I made it. It tastes like shit. Not that I know what shit tastes like. But if you take a sip of gatorade after, you get a sperm kinda taste! :D
 
master game maker":3n1pfx8e said:
But if you take a sip of gatorade after, you get a sperm kinda taste! :D

How the hell does a thirteen year old know what that tastes like? Nasty son-of-a...

Oh wait, no more blind insults.
 

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