FAIL.
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while trying to hook up a new router, i fell on my right wrist from the desk where the first one and the modem are. i think i sprained it. not easy typing with one hand, but lucky me, i'm left-handed. the only bad thing is i need both hands for when i work on friday evening.
Edit: it's official, i broke my wrist. i just got back from the doctor's and they said i chipped the bone and splinted it.
Edit: it's official, i broke my wrist. i just got back from the doctor's and they said i chipped the bone and splinted it.
iceplosion
Member
Ok here's a fail, I've been really sick all week and I was really looking forward to Friday(today) so I could play DMC4, I preordered it, I made sure that I had cleared my Friday of any plans (well I'm sick anyway so it's not like I can really go anywhere) now here's where the fail comes in, my brother showed up needing to borrow my car this morning and I was in bed so my girlfriend gave him the keys (which is really fine since he had to get to an important job interview and his car is broken/unusable/whatever) GAME called and said they had my preorder, I thought I had asked to get it delivered (since that's what I usually do) but apparently I was meant to pick it up so I couldn't go (no car, not walking while sick etc) and now I'm at home on Friday night, sick, with nothing to do (except type my fails on RMXP) and...yeah it just kinda sucks.... :sad:
Well here's one that happened a few days ago. I was in the school playground and this boy comes and hits me in the back of the head, so I turned around and asked why he did it. He said because your an asshole so I replied thanks and next thing I know he punches me in the stomach and was about to punch me in the face when I grabbed his hand and beat the daylights out of him xD. Anyway when he was on the floor really hurt I thought about what I just did and instead of finishing him off I decided to help him out so I put out my hand and said I'm sorry. He said it's ok I was being a jackass that's all. So he grabbed my hand and pulled me forward, I thought he wanted to hug me, but instead he stuck out his knee and POW I saw stars 
. Yep the motherfu**er kneed me in the DICK!! that's when he said "YOU GOT OWNED BITCH!" and next thing I know he's hitting me and crap, but luckily our friends saw what was happening and they stopped everything I spent the rest of the day in the schools nurses office and so was he >_< I should've beaten him to hell :down:
. Yep the motherfu**er kneed me in the DICK!! that's when he said "YOU GOT OWNED BITCH!" and next thing I know he's hitting me and crap, but luckily our friends saw what was happening and they stopped everything I spent the rest of the day in the schools nurses office and so was he >_< I should've beaten him to hell :down:Syph, what type of karate do you take? Also what form/stance were you using? Any at all? AND WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU HAVE PROPER BALANCE YOU IDIOT! Oh yea, and why didn't you even think to flip on your side and hit him -_-. Horse stance his ass...
Heres a FAIL:
So, I was in English. These two kids, an Asian and this other kid, always fight. This kid called the asian yellow, or whatever. Asian kid stood up, went over. I told him to stop, he did. Other kid stands up and puts me in an elbow lock. I tell him to stop, or I'll flip him. He doesn't, so I count from 3 to 0. Drop down, go behind him, and T-Bone him, didn't feel like dropping him. Teacher saw the 2nd half. I got in trouble. Shit.
Heres a FAIL:
So, I was in English. These two kids, an Asian and this other kid, always fight. This kid called the asian yellow, or whatever. Asian kid stood up, went over. I told him to stop, he did. Other kid stands up and puts me in an elbow lock. I tell him to stop, or I'll flip him. He doesn't, so I count from 3 to 0. Drop down, go behind him, and T-Bone him, didn't feel like dropping him. Teacher saw the 2nd half. I got in trouble. Shit.
Mittens2317
Member
I actually took time out of my day to listen to Sailor Boy's Crank Dat. Hip-Hop really is dead, isn't it?
Not a flame =p. Looks to me like he wanted to tell the net that he beat up someone, but then had to add 'kicked in the nuts'! so it was fail. Everyone's been in fights, won and lost.
Aw y34h chekkit I gawt sm4k3d by th15 f4gg0t th3n I g4v3 h11\/1 a h1d1ng! 1m C001!!!!!11!!
I can't talk in 1337.
@Mittens
Ouch. That's fail and a half.
Aw y34h chekkit I gawt sm4k3d by th15 f4gg0t th3n I g4v3 h11\/1 a h1d1ng! 1m C001!!!!!11!!
I can't talk in 1337.
@Mittens
Ouch. That's fail and a half.
Mittens2317
Member
...and here's another one: a myg0t boy got hold of my e-mail address. I'm now a known homosexual/porn star in the chatroom community. God only knows what else he's done.
EDIT: He had my password too, which I use for everything, so I had to race against time to avoid getting locked out of every account I had. Thankfully, I saved four out of the six meaningful accounts.
EDIT: He had my password too, which I use for everything, so I had to race against time to avoid getting locked out of every account I had. Thankfully, I saved four out of the six meaningful accounts.
Mittens2317
Member
Luminier":rxvm7qs2 said:
Okay then, the real FAIL behind it is that I went to myg0t - hacker forum - looking to hack someone's MySpace account (for good reasons, believe me), and instead of helping me, the guy who offered to do it ended up taking my account.
Mittens2317
Member
Luminier":2txuj4wp said:
Some are. One of my e-friends, who is an amateur g0t hacker, referred me to the site, as MySpace is very tricky to get into. You have to set traps and wait for the victim to walk into it.
In here? Posting stuff 1 am in the morning, which happens to be the scenario of my second post here. Which is when I forgotten to write properly and got sensitive about it. Luminier knows what happened.
In real life? I thought my friend was pregnant and I told her that she looks good despite being pregnant. She wasn't pregnant. Worst mistake of my life. Never say that to a woman. Ever.
In real life? I thought my friend was pregnant and I told her that she looks good despite being pregnant. She wasn't pregnant. Worst mistake of my life. Never say that to a woman. Ever.