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iceplosion
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I don't know, I kinda believe Jbrist I mean its not as if this stuff doesn't happen, especially when you're 18.
Lol, You know it's crazy here, this stuff really does happen! (England)
iceplosion belives me, cause he's a fucking pimp, haha !
Well anyways I got something...
I was walking home with a friend once, and he pushed me, so I pushed him back, but a little too hard, and he went through a shop window (Oh shit !), so as I ran to see if he was okay, I slipped and a shard of glass went through my shin and cracked my bone, I call that failed, BUT THEN, it didn't hurt, it was numb ! The ambulance came, and as they were looking at my leg, they pulled it out, and I screamed in agony, and a really nice girl walked past, looked at me, and just laughed ! FAIL
Oh well, it's all better now, this was like, ooh, six years ago, lol, it just looks like a tiny scratch now, healed quite well.
iceplosion belives me, cause he's a fucking pimp, haha !
Well anyways I got something...
I was walking home with a friend once, and he pushed me, so I pushed him back, but a little too hard, and he went through a shop window (Oh shit !), so as I ran to see if he was okay, I slipped and a shard of glass went through my shin and cracked my bone, I call that failed, BUT THEN, it didn't hurt, it was numb ! The ambulance came, and as they were looking at my leg, they pulled it out, and I screamed in agony, and a really nice girl walked past, looked at me, and just laughed ! FAIL
Oh well, it's all better now, this was like, ooh, six years ago, lol, it just looks like a tiny scratch now, healed quite well.
jbrist":1fjb2obg said:
jbrist quite obviously lives his days inside an H-game. Now if only stuff like that happened in real life and you didn't get herpes afterwards, that'd be fantaaaastic.
Seriously, dude, that's not a FAIL. I thought we'd killed the notion of using this thread to brag about the size of our phalluses or how many females we mate with.
No, I said the first part was a fail, and then it turned out to be the biggest win ever, like I said, I can take it off if it's too explicit.
And H-Game ? I'm sorry but no, I don't. Just because you might be young and stay inside all day, doesn't mean that we all have to, I actually go out you know, sorry to say, but I'm not a saddo like some people here (Not naming).
And herpes ? Are you saying people here in england all have herpes ? I'll have you know, we aren't dirty poor people who all have aids and STD's, you'd better watch who and what you talk about, just because your on the internet doesn't mean your safe you know... I could easily get your IP from an Admin (If, of course, they were to give me it), and I could track you down. The reason I don't is because I just can't be bothered with such a waste of time.
And yeah, I even said, IF YOU ARENT 18 OR OVER PLEASE DO NOT LOOK, so it's your own damn fault... Learn to read.
And H-Game ? I'm sorry but no, I don't. Just because you might be young and stay inside all day, doesn't mean that we all have to, I actually go out you know, sorry to say, but I'm not a saddo like some people here (Not naming).
And herpes ? Are you saying people here in england all have herpes ? I'll have you know, we aren't dirty poor people who all have aids and STD's, you'd better watch who and what you talk about, just because your on the internet doesn't mean your safe you know... I could easily get your IP from an Admin (If, of course, they were to give me it), and I could track you down. The reason I don't is because I just can't be bothered with such a waste of time.
And yeah, I even said, IF YOU ARENT 18 OR OVER PLEASE DO NOT LOOK, so it's your own damn fault... Learn to read.
<sigh> You know, you could just as easily acknowledge that the herpes comment was based on the fact that those girls were very likely the biggest sluts in recorded history. I didn't even know you were English. Have I really offended you so badly that you have to dig for things to be indignant about?
"I carry a pocketknife, love. Care to lose some blood?" That's the overtly masculine escalation you were looking for, right? I don't even get what you're saying here. You're threatening my life for a reason that's not only petty but also entirely in your imagination. Why in the world are you turning the subject into "omg Miek's racist!?"
And here we go with take two (well, one, actually, but I can't be bothered to follow the chronological scheme of things) of "let's turn a casual observance into an attack on Miek's character in a desperate bid to defend our self-esteem." I might be young and stay inside all day. I might be nearing my fifties and climb mountains all day. This spectrum of possibilities has no bearing on the issue at hand.
A ) Um, then why did you recount the second part in such loving detail? I only heard one thing in that story, and it was "hey guys, I'm super sexy and get laid all the time, even with complete strangers!"
B ) I'm not objecting because my young, supple mind was somehow offended by the material and I chose to take my indignation out on the source. The reason for my passing remark at your (ludicrous) story was that far too many of these FAILs go like so:
Okay, so I was walking down the street and this chick winked at me as she walked past. I went to the mall and met her again, and we ended up doing the horizontal mambo in the dressing room. This is because I'm super cool and an animal in bed. But one of the people who worked there found us, and he was jealous, and you should be too. FAIL.
I'm tired of people who can't keep themselves from whipping it out, and end up using this thread as a lame excuse to brag about
Keep it in your pants. I thank you.
Really, no one cares how many times you got laid last week. That's wonderful for you, but I don't see anything especially constructive or FAILtastic being accomplished by trying to one-up each other in the "number of lays" field.
(As a sidenote, you wrecked whatever credibility that story had for me by immediately becoming so defensive -- and so incoherent with your defense. Love.)
"I carry a pocketknife, love. Care to lose some blood?" That's the overtly masculine escalation you were looking for, right? I don't even get what you're saying here. You're threatening my life for a reason that's not only petty but also entirely in your imagination. Why in the world are you turning the subject into "omg Miek's racist!?"
And here we go with take two (well, one, actually, but I can't be bothered to follow the chronological scheme of things) of "let's turn a casual observance into an attack on Miek's character in a desperate bid to defend our self-esteem." I might be young and stay inside all day. I might be nearing my fifties and climb mountains all day. This spectrum of possibilities has no bearing on the issue at hand.
A ) Um, then why did you recount the second part in such loving detail? I only heard one thing in that story, and it was "hey guys, I'm super sexy and get laid all the time, even with complete strangers!"
B ) I'm not objecting because my young, supple mind was somehow offended by the material and I chose to take my indignation out on the source. The reason for my passing remark at your (ludicrous) story was that far too many of these FAILs go like so:
Okay, so I was walking down the street and this chick winked at me as she walked past. I went to the mall and met her again, and we ended up doing the horizontal mambo in the dressing room. This is because I'm super cool and an animal in bed. But one of the people who worked there found us, and he was jealous, and you should be too. FAIL.
I'm tired of people who can't keep themselves from whipping it out, and end up using this thread as a lame excuse to brag about
Keep it in your pants. I thank you.
Really, no one cares how many times you got laid last week. That's wonderful for you, but I don't see anything especially constructive or FAILtastic being accomplished by trying to one-up each other in the "number of lays" field.
(As a sidenote, you wrecked whatever credibility that story had for me by immediately becoming so defensive -- and so incoherent with your defense. Love.)
jbrist":2zcpc20k said:
Dude, no admin would be stupid enough to give you an ip address so that you can track someone to their door. That would get them thrown away right along side of you. Don't try to look like an internet tough guy unless your going to state that your 6'5 and 280 lbs. of raw muscle. This is the only mold that is aloud for internet tough guys and you can't have it any other way.
2. Internet Tough Guy
Somebody who frequents internet message boards and chat rooms and tries to project an image of being a badass. Typical internet tough guy behavior may include:
- Claims to be a master of any number of martial arts styles.
- Claims to be incredibly strong and physically fit.
- Threatens violence against other message board members or chat room users who anger or annoy him.
- May claim to an ex-Marine, ex-Special Forces, or gangsta.
- Makes exaggerated claims about his own sexual prowess and ability to seduce women. Taken from Urban Dictionary
Yggdrassil
Member
I Lol'ed
But yeah, that's hard to believe, Jbrist...
But yeah, that's hard to believe, Jbrist...
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Let's tone it down, kids.
a.) This is a thread for fails--thorough fails. If you want to post an epic win that kinda started out bad, make an epic win topic. If you want to make a thread about sexual exploits ....... Go to a pr0n forum and enjoy.
b.) Shut off the WAAmbulance. I halfway want to delete those argumentative posts, but I won't because I'm lazy as shit. So just simmer down, make yourself a nice cup of hot cocoa, prepare an ice pack, and sit on it.
c.) I will eat anyone who continues the argument. I'm serious. I haven't eaten since breakfast and I could really go for a hot steamy pot of n00bie stew right about now.
Let's tone it down, kids.
a.) This is a thread for fails--thorough fails. If you want to post an epic win that kinda started out bad, make an epic win topic. If you want to make a thread about sexual exploits ....... Go to a pr0n forum and enjoy.
b.) Shut off the WAAmbulance. I halfway want to delete those argumentative posts, but I won't because I'm lazy as shit. So just simmer down, make yourself a nice cup of hot cocoa, prepare an ice pack, and sit on it.
c.) I will eat anyone who continues the argument. I'm serious. I haven't eaten since breakfast and I could really go for a hot steamy pot of n00bie stew right about now.
The strong and fit part is me ^_^
Anyway last year there was a school trip to some museum. Well on the letter that I got it said "If you don't wear school uniform you can't go" and somehow I misread it and thought it said "If you don't wear school uniform you can go" so next day I show up to school and everyone was wearing uniform and my friend said to me "There's always one, but I never thought it would be you" I looked at him blankly and then I heard someone shout out my name so I turned around and it turned out to be the trip organiser and he then asked why I wasn't in uniform and I said "I thought we didn't have to wear uniform that's what it said on the letter" and he looked at me and said "show me" so I showed him the letter and pointed at the part where it said the uniform thing and because I felt confident I didn't read it and he then read it out aloud and for a second I thought "huh?".
I spent the rest of the day in school doing work >_< DAMN!!
Anyway last year there was a school trip to some museum. Well on the letter that I got it said "If you don't wear school uniform you can't go" and somehow I misread it and thought it said "If you don't wear school uniform you can go" so next day I show up to school and everyone was wearing uniform and my friend said to me "There's always one, but I never thought it would be you" I looked at him blankly and then I heard someone shout out my name so I turned around and it turned out to be the trip organiser and he then asked why I wasn't in uniform and I said "I thought we didn't have to wear uniform that's what it said on the letter" and he looked at me and said "show me" so I showed him the letter and pointed at the part where it said the uniform thing and because I felt confident I didn't read it and he then read it out aloud and for a second I thought "huh?".
I spent the rest of the day in school doing work >_< DAMN!!