The Cosmic Vending Machine

[Toams]

fuck you and your second vending machines

you tried to insert the xbox and the ps3 in the same machine, and it exploded. you thought it'd be over, but from the ashes of the of the machine a new, improved, golden vending machine arose..

*inserts an improved, golden coin*

 

[bacon]

you get a gold medal

*inserts goop

 

[Ellie]

You get orange goop.

*inserts poop*

 

[Misery]

you get a koala


*inserts a vampire*

 

[Pokémaniac]

You get a Twilight DVD =(

*Inserts a x: smiley*

 

[Energy]

You get a X_X smiley.

*inserts a hammer*

 

[Zackwell]

You g- STOP!

*Inserts big butts.*

 

[Ellie]

You get a lie.

*Inserts face*

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

You get osama's plastic surgeon.
(Facejacker)

*inserts a rising sun*

 

[Ellie]

You get a house in n'yorleans.

*Inserts gurder*

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

You get bender.

*Inserts two wrongs*

 

[Ellie]

You get a left.

*Inserts Insert button*

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

You get deleted.

*Inserts instructions for a Tardis*

 

[Ellie]

You get brain explosion.

*Inserts page break*

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

You get a hacker.

*Inserts a moron*

 

[Ellie]

You get como.

*Inserts a mormon*

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

You get the Mormon back after learning that religion is a pile of crap.

*Inserts a dictionary*

 

[Misery]

You get mr smarty pants


*inserts como and a bomb*

 

[Energy]

You get a slightly fatter and more volatile como

*Inserts a pancreas that he definitely did not purchase on the black market*

 

[SteelReserve]

You get a puppy with only one ear.
*inserts a borrito w/ rice*