The Cosmic Vending Machine
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Juan J. Sánchez
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You get malaria.
*Insert old-fashioned pocket watch.*
*Insert old-fashioned pocket watch.*
You get... this:
Is that what you want?! Because I sure as fuck don't! Even though the bee isn't real, I hope it flies down his pants and stings him in his jap's eye, and he has to have his dick amputated then he goes into a deep spiralling depression and kills himself with a spoon!
... Anyways:
*Inserts half a bag of two week old toffee popcorn, and some epilepsy pills*
Is that what you want?! Because I sure as fuck don't! Even though the bee isn't real, I hope it flies down his pants and stings him in his jap's eye, and he has to have his dick amputated then he goes into a deep spiralling depression and kills himself with a spoon!
... Anyways:
*Inserts half a bag of two week old toffee popcorn, and some epilepsy pills*
You get scolded because regardless of his taste in music and the necessary theatrics that come with it, Sonny's actually a fairly decent guy and shouldn't be told to kill himself with a spoon unless he's into that kind of thing (which, in all fairness, he might be - i dont know).
*slaps Jason and takes his popcorn to eat, casually tossing the pills into the vending machine*
*slaps Jason and takes his popcorn to eat, casually tossing the pills into the vending machine*
