The Cosmic Vending Machine

[Glitchfinder]

You get everything.

*inserts hbgames.org*

You get nothing.

*inserts a a moldy sandwich.*

 

[Misery]

You get puke


*inserts necrile, Jbrist, glitchfinder and strawberry*

 

[Glitchfinder]

You get puke


*inserts necrile, Jbrist, glitchfinder and strawberry*

You get a long and halfway interesting conversation in pwoym.

*inserts a TI-89*

 

[Jason]

You get R2D2

*Inserts the letters "U", "K", "L", "E" and "P" from his keyboard*

 

[Glitchfinder]

You get R2D2

*Inserts the letters "U", "K", "L", "E" and "P" from his keyboard*

You get a prototype laser keyboard. (One of those ones where it sets up a tiny projector and reads your keystrokes via camera)

*inserts a Yu-Gi-Oh! card*

 

[aphadeon]

It falls out the coin release

*inserts the color yellow*

 

[Glitchfinder]

It falls out the coin release

*inserts the color yellow*

You receive a new color, welloy.

*inserts minecraft*

 

[aphadeon]

it doesnt fit

*inserts mossy cobblestone*

 

[Glitchfinder]

it doesnt fit

*inserts mossy cobblestone*

You receive a room full of creepers.

*inserts the contents of the spoiler below*

Spoiler

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[Misery]

you get Psycosocial baby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspPE9E1yGM&feature=related

*Inserts Slipknot, richard cheese, ACDC, eminem, tupac, shwayze, the alan parsons project, tenacious D, cypress hill, rhianna, pink, aerosmith, run dmc, james brown, elvis, randy newman, LMFAO, kanye west, Pain of salvation, queen, iron maiden, metallica, The wonder stuff, sir mix-a-lot, the gipsy kings, greenday, meatloaf, professor green, lilly allen, kerli, ice cube, davis lee roth, afroman, wiz khalifa, ke$ha, t-pain, juicy j, justin bieber, snoop dogg, beck, black stone cherry, yasmin, lordi, paramore, train, bob marley, fiddlers green, muse, evanesence, mann. 50 cent, dr dre, the beatles, nicki minaj, kansas, jamiriquai, ozzy osbourne, black Sabbath, the jackson five, fallout boy, the electric six, ludacris, fergie, will.I.am, steel panther, dope, nicole scherzinger, journey, motley crue, weird al, katy perry, scatman john, lynyrd synyrd, cee lo green, the game, lil wayne, b.o.b, jessie j, the chaimen of the board, chamillionaire, lemon pipers, shinedown, the darkness, biggie smalls, kiss, linkin park, louis armstrong, maverick sabre, rick astley, the black eyed peas, john lennon, bruno mars, the doors, the electric light orchestra, tay zonday, alice cooper, iggy pop, avril lavigne, wheatus, tim minchin, tom petty, van halel, velvet revolver, deep purple, jimi hendrix, wham, drake, oasis, and lady gaga*

 

[Draycos Goldaryn]

You get reruns of american idol: the worst of the worst....

*inserts own cranky kids*

 

[Glitchfinder]

You get a massive headache.

*inserts my ego*

 

[Juan J. Sánchez]

You get Juan.

* Insert my aching heart Indiana Jones style. *

 

[aphadeon]

You become as physically attractive as Lorkhan.

*inserts a sticky note with the words "where's tindy" written on it*

 

[Injury]

You get a working copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

*Inserts a lightsaber*

 

[aphadeon]

You get a saberlight.

*inserts hbgames.org user account*

 

[Ellie]

You get promoted to moderator.

*inserts moderator*

 

[LiquidMetal91]

Gets chewed out by newer members for "not adding this random ass piece of whateverthefuck cause its kewl"

*inserts premium grade dirt*

 

[Ellie]

You get propane and pronane accessories.

*inserts corpse of Margaret Thatcher*

 

[Jason]

You get a dirty sex doll wearing miners clothes.

*inserts a cat, a wand, and a small pair of glasses*