The Cosmic Vending Machine

[friend]

You get a Father

Inserts a boboman

 

[Ellie]

You get a mother.

Inserts an insert

 

[Jason]

You get an autographed nudz pic of bacon

Inserts his penis

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

The machine is puzzled by the fact you put nothing in.

*Inserts a joke*

 

[Jason]

You recieve a cockslap!

Inserts a cadbury's flake.

 

[Misery]

You recieve me



inserts me

 

[Ellie]

You receive a cadbury's flake.

Inserts Supreme Foxlord

 

[Necrile]

You recieve hair attachments.

Inserts dildo

 

[Ellie]

You receive ®

Inserts inserts

 

[Misery]

you get zeirab but he runs off never to be seen again



inserts my heart

 

[Norton]

You get death by snu snu. *inserts time travel function*

 

[Misery]

you get a leek
*inserts a sangheili*

 

[Glitchfinder]

You get the Great Schism.

*inserts a ship in a bottle*

 

[aphadeon]

you get Bright Eyes

*inserts own left kidney*

 

[Glitchfinder]

You get a sense of betrayal and a hospital bed.

*inserts a pan-galactic gargle blaster*

 

[aphadeon]

You get your brain smashed out with a slice of lemon, wrapped around a large gold brick.

*somehow inserts hospital bed*

 

[Glitchfinder]

You get dumped on Skidrow.

*Inserts the gold brick*

 

[aphadeon]

Your chips get stuck as they are just about to fall

*inserts canada*

 

[Glitchfinder]

You get arrested by mounties.

*inserts a blank post-it note*

 

[aphadeon]

you get jessica alba

*desperately inserts blank post-it notes*