The Cosmic Vending Machine

[bacon]

you get HBgames.org

*inserts slinky and banana8

 

[Zackwell]

You get hours of fun

*Inserts pringles*

 

[Ellie]

You get a snazzy ad campaign based on "there are now 90 pringles in every tube" while hiding the fact there used to be 100+.

*inserts bacon*

 

[dadevvtsvre]

You get a dead pig.

*inserts SBurb Beta*

 

[bacon]

Gets My Little Pony demo :c

*inserts watermelon*

 

[Velocir_X]

you get moog

*inserts cleverbot*

 

[dadevvtsvre]

Gets My Little Pony demo :c

okay no you cannot say this

you don't even know what SBurb is man it

you

christ

 

[bacon]

:c

 

[Ellie]

you get moog

*inserts cleverbot*

you get a dumbdroid.

*inserts malicious SQL*

 

[Zackwell]

You get your hard-drive formatted.

*Inserts a normal vending machine*

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

You get a second cosmic vending machine. You can now somthing in two machines.

Machine 1 *Inserts a gloomy day*
Machine 2 *Inserts a dead frog*

 

[Zackwell]

You get Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.
Machine two, being inferior to the first, short circuits and implodes.

*Inserts Phil Collins*

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

You get a wikipedia entry of Phil Collins.
The second machine called a cosmic mechanic just before imploding and the mechanic fixes the second machine and makes it as good as the first.

Machine 1 *inserts a mirror*
Machine 2 *inserts zackwell*

 

[Zackwell]

You get a reflection

You get a Greigh


*Inserts Nickel and lint*
*Inserts gold, frankinsence and Myrh*

 

[Jason]

You get a peice of coal and an orange

You get Jesus Brist at your doorstep in his birthday suit, happy birthday motherfucker!

*Inserts Barry White*

*Inserts a pinecone*

 

[Ellie]

You get a paradox resulting in no machine at all. Or not in this dimension... Hmm.

*inserts nothing*

 

[Toams]

you get everything, or at least more than you hoped for; what to do with all that stuff?

*inserts email*

 

[Pokémaniac]

You get a letter from God, asking you to fill in for him for a while.
*Inserts vending machine*

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

You get the same outcome that happened at the start of the page. But this time the second cosmic vending machine becomes as good as the first.

*inserts Gordon Brown's brain*
*inserts a dictionary*

 

[Zackwell]

You get a political crossword. The words aren't exactly how the clues said they'd be.

*Inserts Xbox 360*
*Inserts PS3*