The Cosmic Vending Machine

[Tindy]

The entire world collapses into a void. Way to go.

*inserts Final Fantasy VI"

 

[Jason]

You get a copy of Final Fantasy X-2

*inserts a batch of home made cookies*

 

[Nachos]

you get a fat guy

*inserts mawk*

 

[Twirly]

you get a cat with rainbow shades

*inserts banana"

 

[Venetia]

you get a chimp with rainbow shades. (the mawk residue is hard to dissipate apparently).

*inserts finger*

 

[Nachos]

you get spurt after spurt of milk

*inserts head*

 

[Chalupa]

The Machine regenerates it's self, and you get the old machine.

*inserts Pokeball*

 

[Tindy]

You get a Lvl. 1 Magikarp. Have fun using Splash!

*inserts 1000 yen*

 

[Nachos]

You get 0,1 potions!


*inserts 100g*

 

[psiclone]

you get an epic ground mount

*inserts phallus*

 

[Chalupa]

you get a dildo-- I mean, Shake Weight!


*inserts Crystal Meth*

 

[High Hopes]

You get Jeff Hardy.

*Taps black lotus and inserts three red mana*

 

[Mega Flare]

you get aids :D

*inserts a loonie*

 

[Tindy]

You get CanadaATW.

*inserts Xylish*

 

[bacon]

You get a typical emo JRPG protagonist who hates life. At least he is in style. o:

*inserts turtle suit*

 

[dadevvtsvre]

You get an abysmal film starring Dana Carvey from 2002.

*inserts :mawk:*

 

[bacon]

You get a broken pair of rainbow shades ):

*inserts penguin*

 

[Mega Flare]

you get apple pie!

*inserts earth*

 

[psiclone]

You get jews, blacks, asians, mexicans and whites.

*inserts x360*

 

[Vipers Eye]

You get Me

*Inserts my left hand*